Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
As a tribute to passover, for the next seven days I will celebrate with my version - comb over.
What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts
Your ankle is the most satisfying place to scratch in your entire body and produce sensations similar to having sex.
Jeff Greenfield @greenfield64
Mo's last year; maybe Jeter's too. Just remember: we got to see two of the greatest ever on the same team at the same time for 15 years,
Chet Coppock @ChetCoppock
Have the Cubs moved to Rosemont yet. Gee, this whole sham smacks of the con the White Sox ran when they were gonna move to Tampa back in '89
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Thanks to Mark Burnett's help, The Bible might become the number one bestselling book of all time!
ABC News @ABC
Daredevil Dies in Rope Swing Stunt Popular on YouTube http://abcn.ws/11FftF7
The New York Times @nytimes
Why do residents of one Greek island have remarkably long lives? It might be the coffee: http://nyti.ms/XCkwU1
L.A. Times Past @latimespast
1900 @latimes article lamenting the presence of those "advertising monstrosities," billboards: pic.twitter.com/3RpT2zrXca
Scott Smith @ourmaninchicago
Look, there is entirely too much Jim Belushi talk in my timeline. I don't want to make a big deal about it but let's not make this a habit.
Bruce Levine @ESPNBruceLevine 3h
Nice moment when Shawon Dunston Senior and junior exchanged line-up cards before Cub -Giant game
