Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo 4m
I'm only tweeting now to move my misspelling of "Neanderthal" down one tweet.
Molly Green @mollyisgreen 5m
I will fill out the scantron for my calculus final using my tears for ink
The Daily Beast @thedailybeast 12m
20 Stars Fired (or Replaced) In Movies: From Samantha Morton in 'Her' to Judy Garland in 'The Valley of the Dolls' http://thebea.st/J9LUHH
Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox 37m
SO WEIRD anus-vs-vagina comments being defended as, er, “an expression of faith”?
Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox 30m
ALSO TRUE: “Anuses are icky but Jim Crow was not so bad” is a pretty good reflection of Fox News’ worldview.
Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman 16m
What kind if rage filled monster takes an axe & chops down a cherry tree??
Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman 7m
Abraham Lincoln had a hot nose
Los Angeles Times @latimes 23m
How Ford's camouflage team hid new Mustangs during public road tests http://lat.ms/1drrvYa
Robert Feder @RobertFeder 25m
Announcement coming at noon: Back from rehab, @DanMcNeil670 returns Monday to middays with @MattSpiegel670 on @670TheScore.
The Associated Press @AP 14m
35 college bowl games? A reason to watch every single one: http://apne.ws/18XqXGY
