Friday, December 20, 2013

Today's Best Tweets

Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...

Steve Martin ‏@SteveMartinToGo 4m
I'm only tweeting now to move my misspelling of "Neanderthal" down one tweet.

Molly Green ‏@mollyisgreen 5m
I will fill out the scantron for my calculus final using my tears for ink

The Daily Beast ‏@thedailybeast 12m
20 Stars Fired (or Replaced) In Movies: From Samantha Morton in 'Her' to Judy Garland in 'The Valley of the Dolls'

Ana Marie Cox ‏@anamariecox 37m
SO WEIRD anus-vs-vagina comments being defended as, er, “an expression of faith”?

Ana Marie Cox ‏@anamariecox 30m
ALSO TRUE: “Anuses are icky but Jim Crow was not so bad” is a pretty good reflection of Fox News’ worldview.

Sarah Silverman ‏@SarahKSilverman 16m
What kind if rage filled monster takes an axe & chops down a cherry tree??

Sarah Silverman ‏@SarahKSilverman 7m
Abraham Lincoln had a hot nose

Los Angeles Times ‏@latimes 23m
How Ford's camouflage team hid new Mustangs during public road tests

Robert Feder ‏@RobertFeder 25m
Announcement coming at noon: Back from rehab, @DanMcNeil670 returns Monday to middays with @MattSpiegel670 on @670TheScore.

The Associated Press ‏@AP 14m
35 college bowl games? A reason to watch every single one: