Left-handed Complement

The Cubs signed three new left-handed pitchers: Jonathan Sanchez, Tsuyoshi Wada, and Tommy Hottovy. All of them are in their 30s and have been invited to spring training with the chance of making the club. Wada is a starter, the other two are relievers.

One has terrible control, another is coming off Tommy John surgery, and the third one has only had two short tastes of the big leagues at the age of 32.

Have we planned where we're having the World Series parade yet?