This is one of the more hilarious wish fulfillment stories I've seen. As reported by Fox 32...
A new study from Erciyes University in Turkey found that men with more body fat have a better sexual performance than men who are fit, according to a report. From analyzing 100 participants, researchers found that men with a high body mass index lasted an average of 7.3 minutes during sex. As for men who were fit, they lasted an average of 108 seconds. This is due to the fact that the female sex hormone estradiol interferes with the male neurotransmitter chemicals, meaning larger men with higher levels of the chemicals take longer to orgasm.
Every doughy man in America will casually mention this at dinner tonight.
108 seconds, by the way, is 1:48. That means a fit man wouldn't make it through this song by Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs. When they sing "just a little bit longer", they are not exaggerating.
