Friday, November 20, 2015


The Subway pitchman was sentenced to 15 years in prison yesterday. Pretty harsh, but after hearing the audio tape of him talking about the methods he uses to entrap young boys and girls, I totally understand where the judge is coming from. From what I understand, child molesters are considered the lowest form of life in prisons by their fellow prisoners. Could be a very long 15 years, but after what he did (apparently many many many times), it sounds pretty fair to me.

I'm not going to stoop to doing a foot-long or six-inch or BMT (Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest) joke here. That would be distasteful, and I promised I wouldn't do any more Jared jokes.