Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The Kind Of Memo I Never Had To Write

This is the Mashable headline: Billion-dollar tech startup had to tell employees to stop having sex in inappropriate places
"Cigarettes, plastic cups filled with beer, and several used condoms were found in the stairwell," a Zenefits exec wrote in an email to staff obtained by The Journal. "Yes, you read that right. Do not use the stairwells to smoke, drink, eat, or have sex."

Plan B is to put a few garbage cans in the hallways. Plan C is to have everyone sign a waiver giving the company exclusive rights to whatever the new "hallway cams" record.