My first 280 character tweet

I wanted my first 280 character tweet to be special. I thought about it all night, and I wrote it and rewrote it and perfected it to the point that I could present it to the world. Are you ready? Because this is some pretty pithy and witty stuff. (Clears Throat). OK, here goes: "

— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) November 8, 2017