Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Key Cleaner
Letterman's Last Month
George Clooney, Billy Crystal, Robert Downey, Jr., Tina Fey, Michael J. Fox, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Sarah Jessica Parker, Don Rickles, Julia Roberts, Jerry Seinfeld, Howard Stern, John Travolta and Oprah Winfrey are just some of the guests lined up for the final 28 Letterman-hosted shows. Among the musical guests scheduled to perform are Elvis Costello, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Mumford and Sons and Tom Waits.
I'm still in denial that we're losing both Jon Stewart and David Letterman in the very near future. Maybe it will help me get to bed sooner.
Lawrence Phillips
He was a star running back at the University of Nebraska and a top 10 pick in the NFL Draft (by the Rams), but he has been plagued by off-the-field problems his whole adult life. A few years ago he was sentenced to prison for assault. Yesterday he was accused of killing his cellmate.
The Washington Post has the details.
Cumulus Loses Voice-Tracking Battle
Close to a dozen current and former employees of WLUP FM 97.9 "The Loop" and WKQX FM 101.1 in Chicago have been awarded back pay dating from last spring to present day after an independent arbitrator ruled against Cumulus Media over the company's use of voice-tracking. The decision follows two days of hearings held last January, instigated by the Chicago local of the Screen Actors Guild/American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA), the union representing broadcast talent. The primary issue was whether Cumulus had the right to use voice-tracked recordings of air personalities seven days a week or on holidays while paying them only for a standard work week. The arbitrator ultimately ruled that the practice was in violation of the union's contract.
Union victories are so rare these days (the odds are stacked against them), that I felt I had to offer my support. I'm not in this union anymore, but I do support them because of moments like this.
Dan Mason
He initially served as President of CBS Radio from 1995-2002, where he oversaw the integration of the original CBS, Group W, Infinity Radio and American Radio Systems stations. After a five-year stint as an adviser and consultant to CBS and other companies, Mason returned to CBS Radio in 2007. As Mason's memo concluded, "Most people are lucky enough to have one great run at the helm of an organization -- I've had two. My thanks to Leslie Moonves, who has been so supportive of every new road we traveled down since this extraordinary second time around began for me in 2007. His desire for great content has been an inspiration for all of us and will no doubt continue to be the foundation of the company. Thank you as well for facing every opportunity with optimism and dedicating yourselves to teamwork, excellence and creativity. You have been great colleagues. I look forward to seeing you all grow in the years ahead, adding to a long list of successes."
Mason was running the company when I worked for it in the 90s and early 00s. We only had one experience with him directly. He had been a big fan of Landecker's in the 70s, and when he heard our show in 1996 (when it was in the top 5 in the market), he said he wanted us to play more music. It took us two full years to recover from that terrible advice, because it was doled out as if it was gospel. And it was wrong.
Chicago Radio Ratings
But the big story is that the new country station in town is already beating US-99 in the 25-54 demo. That's the only demo advertisers care about, and that has to be a wakeup call for US-99.
Monday, April 13, 2015
Why was Eric Burdon known as The Eggman?
Why? It involved Eric, girls and eggs.
Sounds messy to me.
Leslie Moonves
Last year he had to make do with a salary of only $57.2 million.
That poor bastard.
John Dickerson
Bob Schieffer's replacement will be John Dickerson. Dickerson is a second generation journalist. His mother Nancy was the first female correspondent for CBS.
I Knew It!
FINALLY! The answer to the question... pic.twitter.com/Bvw2fqotcl
— Chris Nickles (@nicklesradio) April 11, 2015
Toddler DJ
You know what's even cooler? The video at the bottom of the article.
Hillary's Announcement
Friday, April 10, 2015
Theo Throws At Clark
Theo threw a brushback pitch.
I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing.
Disappointing Jon Hamm News
We all did stupid things in college (thank God there were no cell-phone cameras then), but this hazing story from his days at the University of Texas is pretty bad.
A Rough Day for the Graphics Department
The Opie & Anthony Feud
Newsweek has the story. Here's a small excerpt...
The duo’s fight was in many ways a long time coming: Both Anthony and Opie point to events from as long ago as 1999, as well as multiple “jabs” exchanged between the two since Anthony’s firing. “Since he got fired nine months ago, he’s been passive-aggressively taking shots at me on podcasts, allowing people on his show to trash me,” Opie said on his show this week. The disagreements, which have been raised on social media and on air, include everything from how Opie treated Anthony's girlfriend in the late '90s to Anthony not visiting Opie's home.
“Me and Anthony had not had a relationship since 1999. That is a fact,” Opie said on his show on Tuesday. “Before that, from '94 to '99, we were best friends.”
The tipping point was supposedly a woman Anthony was dating in the late '90s. When the pair moved from Long Island to Massachusetts, they were both in serious relationships. “It was the four musketeers,” Anthony says. “We were new in town, new at doing this kind of radio. It was exciting, fun and we depended on each other very much.” The foursome wouldn’t last, as Anthony and his wife began an ugly divorce in 1999, and he eventually began dating someone new. “Opie’s girlfriend was very good friends with my wife, so he had to deal with his girlfriend, who is friends with my wife, who I can’t stand because of the divorce process,” Anthony says. “It was instant resentment. I broke up the team.”
For Chicago fans, this story is very reminiscent of the Steve & Garry breakup.
A Radio Stalker
Over the years, many of us in the radio industry have casually tossed around the old "Play Misty For Me" reference when discussing a particularly over-zealous fan. However, in the case of Mary Lucia of Minnesota Public Radio's KCMP (89.3 The Current)/Minneapolis, that frightening scenario is all-too-real -- and deadly serious. Lucia recently revealed that she's been dealing with a stalker for over a year, and due to the emotional toll this situation has exacted upon her, Lucia announced she's taking a leave of absence from a job she loves. In a candid letter posted on The Current's website, Lucia gave her listeners some insight into what her life has become as a result of this personal terror, as she wrote, "My friends, This has been a tough year for me. I have been stalked; by someone I do not know, at both work and home. I hope no one else ever has to go through this. My life over the last year has involved a series of restraining orders, seemingly endless calls to 911, the installation of security cameras at home, and police photo ID line-ups. I've been constantly looking over my shoulder, dead-bolting doors, and jumping when someone rings my doorbell or my motion lights go off."
The station's PD is taking over for her while she's away. I know him--his name is Jim McGuinn. He worked with me in Champaign. Jim's a good guy. Mary is lucky to have an understanding boss. Hopefully she can reclaim some normalcy in her life.
Thursday, April 09, 2015
Eddie V's Road Show
You can listen to it here.
My portion of the show begins at 3:45 mark. I'm on the podcast for the rest of the hour.
The Civil War
150 years ago today, the Civil War ended. https://t.co/nwasllse77
— Bernie Tafoya (@ChicagoFile) April 9, 2015
The 12 Biggest Movie Flops
I liked The Lone Ranger.
Don't care what the critics said.
The White House Correspondent's Dinner
This year's MC is SNL cast member (and Chicago's very own) Cecily Strong. She comes across as humble and self effacing in this interview.
That has to be a terrifying gig. I'm always rooting for the MC not to bomb.
Bob Schieffer Retires
He actually tried to retire about ten years ago, and they wouldn't let him. It looks like he's really leaving this time.
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
SNL in WDC?
Another SNL alum has declared his candidacy. Gary Kroeger is running in Iowa.
Will he someday join his fellow SNL alum Al Franken on Capitol Hill?
Jon Stewart on Trevor Noah
Video is here.
Behind The Scenes at the Clinton White House
RIP Stan Freberg
Stan was the godfather of the wacky satirical bit.
Eddie & Rickbo
Tuesday, April 07, 2015
Maybe Salt Isn't That Bad For You
I hope the professors who posit this theory are not on the payroll of the big salt companies, because this is a story I really want to believe.
Eddie V's Road Show
It's "National Beer Day"! Perfect to come and join us @HarryCarays for today's taping with @RickKaempfer! pic.twitter.com/lp9MPfRvVu
— Eddie Volkman (@EddieVolkman) April 7, 2015
Radio Money Makers
In the Chicago-market 2014 revenues, BIA/Kelsey places all-news WBBM at #1. That agrees with the 2014 estimates from Miller Kaplan, and in fact a comparison of the Miller Kaplans (January 23 NOW) with the BIA/Kelsey numbers shared by Chicagoland Radio & Media shows the two services agree on the entire Top Ten, station by station. The biggest variance between them might’ve been their assessment of 2013 (prior-year) billing for talk WGN. But let’s get to the BIA/Kelsey numbers - #1 is CBS Radio’s all-news WBBM/WCFS (780/105.9), down from $42 million in 2013 to $39.2 million in 2014. #2 is Hubbard’s hot AC “Mix” WTMX, down dramatically from an estimated $37.5 million to $30.9 million. #3 is Tribune’s talk WGN, down from $29.2 million to $27.3 million. (Miller Kaplan had WGN up two-tenths of a percent, to $29,266,000.) #4 in BIA/Kelsey is CBS Radio’s rhythmic “B96” WBBM-FM, off from $25.3 million to $22.7 million. #5 is CBS all-sports “Score” WSCR, off from $24.8 million to $22 million. #6 is yet another CBS property, giving that company four of Chicago’s top six. It’s country “US99.5” WUSN, at $21.2 million this time. #7 is iHeart’s top 40 “Kiss” WKSC at $20.2 million. #8 is iHeart urban AC “V103” WVAZ at an estimated $19.5 million. #9 is Univision’s regional Mexican WOJO at $18.5 million. And #10 is iHeart’s urban WGCI at $18.2 million. Note the ground rule for BIA/Kelsey about revenue – they don’t include off-air revenue such as concerts and other live events.
Monday, April 06, 2015
The "Power" of Satire
We often hear talk of satire’s devastating impact on its targets. But this age of humorous excess has shown that satire, even when delivered in the sharpest and most unforgiving forms, hardly makes a dent. The proliferation of satirists has multiplied the amount of funny material out there. But it has diminished the belief that satire, political or otherwise, can serve any real purpose beyond amusing us.
Rick on the radio
(WGN posted the interview on their site, if you're interested. My section starts around the 12:35 mark.)
Tomorrow afternoon I'm heading downtown to tape an interview with Eddie Volkman for his new podcast "Eddie V's Road Show". It tapes at Harry Caray's at 5pm. If you're in the area, stop by and say hello.
Next week I've got a TV spot lined up to promote "Father Knows Nothing". I'll fill you in more as we get closer.
Jack Diamond is back at WLS
Robert Feder has the details.
Cubs Apologize For Bathroom Fiasco
It's a good thing Cub fans don't drink much, otherwise there would have been a big problem with the limited bathroom choices...oh wait a minute.
Easter Rabbits
We featured them yesterday at JOBC under the title Easter Rabbits.
You can read it here.
Friday, April 03, 2015
Funny Tweet
why isn't humanity extinct yet pic.twitter.com/F8sfcYUjfP
— Quad (@QuadPiece) April 2, 2015
Is the Iran Deal a Good One?
It's a long and thorough analysis of a pretty difficult-to-understand situation. The headline says it all: "This is an astonishingly good Iran deal"
I hope he's right.
Et tu, Netflix?
Scratch Netflix from that list.
Their latest proposed series is a "Full House" revival.
Elliott Harris
When I saw another "Cubbie Blues" contributor (Brian Bernardoni) post this tweet yesterday, I feared the worst...
My friend @elliottharris wrote the hardest & most beautiful piece about fatherhood & love. http://t.co/TGGMBrBxxq
— B.A. Bernardoni (@BrianBernardoni) April 2, 2015Elliott's daughter (only 36 years old) passed away. Elliott wrote a gut-wrenching and heartbreaking tribute to her. You can read it here.
My deepest condolences and prayers go out to Elliott and his entire family.
Only in Germany
Thursday, April 02, 2015
Wrigley Construction
Wrigley Field construction then and now. 1937 bleachers 2015 videoboard #TBT #WrigleyField pic.twitter.com/0PDn1vxLlA
— Wrigley Field (@WrigleyBlog) April 2, 2015Another update. First things first...
Budweiser sign now up in Right Field #WrigleyField #WrigleyRenovations pic.twitter.com/SX95RmA285
— Wrigley Renovations (@WrigleyRenovate) April 2, 2015
Doing the Impossible
Roberto Garza Leaving the Bears
According to a Chicago Tribune report, the Bears are releasing their long-time offensive lineman Roberto Garza.
It's a Good Thing I Didn't Go To Law School
I'm still not 100% sure I understand what is says. I think it sounds like a reasonable fix, but I can't be positive there wasn't some sort of loophole inserted.
Legal-ese really makes my head hurt.
Julian's Tribute to his Mom
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
RIP Cynthia Lennon
Sad news, delivered by her (and John's) son Julian.
Cynthia Lennon has passed away at the age of 74.
Her story and John's treatment of her is actually pretty tragic. It's hard for me to reconcile John the man (who treated his wife so terribly) and John the artist.
Eddie V
I spoke with Eddie Volkman about his new podcast, the current status of his relationship with Jobo, and his plans for the future.
You can read it here.
Joni Mitchell
She has since regained consciousness, but as of this morning, she was in intensive care. Sending positive vibes to Joni--I hope she fully recovers.
I met Joni back in 1985 when she came to Champaign-Urbana for Farm Aid. Our radio station had a party the night before the concert, and she was one of the artist who came to say hello. She was super nice and gracious to us. (I met most of the others backstage the next day at the show--and trust me--they weren't all that way)
She's probably best known for "Woodstock", but to me, this one is her masterpiece...
We're #10!
Three CBS all-newsers are in the top ten (at #4, #7 and #10). And you’ve already read about Hubbard’s #2-ranked WTOP Washington DC. So here’s the BIA/Kelsey top ten list - #1, iHeart CHR KIIS Los Angeles ($65.9 million). #2, all-news WTOP at $63.5 million. #3, iHeart CHR “Z100” WHTZ New York at $51 million. #4, CBS Radio’s all-news WCBS New York at $49.2 million. #5, iHeart hot AC KBIG Los Angeles at $42.9 million. #6, iHeart adult contemporary “Lite” WLTW New York at $41.5 million. The #7 rank is a tie between two CBS-owned stations in New York - all-news “1010 WINS” and all-sports WFAN-AM/FM, both at $41 million. #9 is CBS Radio’s alternative rock KROQ Los Angeles at $40.2 million. And #10 hails from Chicago – CBS-owned all-news WBBM (780/105.9 FM) at $39.2 million. Once upon a time, if a Chicago station made the national top-ten list, it was Tribune’s talk WGN. Now we see the muscle of all-news.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Harvey Weinstein Accused of Groping
Again, it shouldn't matter. I just wonder.
It's also important to note that Weinstein hasn't been charged with anything. He was only questioned by police.
The Next Live Musical?
I would like to point out, however, that The Wiz was never good.
Why on earth would you remake that one? An attempted explanation is here.
Van Halen on Jimmy Kimmel
Here's the video of the first take, with David Lee Roth getting taped up off-stage...
Today on JOBC (March 31)
The Cubs plan to honor the late Ernie Banks on Opening Day. Ever wonder how Ernie's stats line up based on modern baseball statistics? The Sun Times did an analysis yesterday. Turns out, Ernie really was one of all-time greats.
Yesterday the Cubs sent Bryant, Russell and Baez down to the minors. All three figure to be in the starting lineup for Triple-A Iowa in April. Javy's situation is analyzed by CSN Chicago.
On JOBC...
How long ago was 1908? Chicago had a Republican Mayor and the wrong "inventor" of baseball was declared. He didn't invent baseball, but he did start the Civil War. Abner Doubleday was the man who led the Union troops at Fort Sumter. All that and the Cubs barnstorming their way back to Chicago at This Week in 1908.
Today's Cubs birthdays include a tongue twister.
Monday, March 30, 2015
Who will replace Jon Stewart?
According to Variety, one of the people being considered as the new host of the Daily Show is named Trevor Noah.
Read about him here.
UPDATE: He was just named new host of the show. So there.
A sampling of his stand up comedy...
Hot Rod Hundley
“Hot Rod” Hundley played eight seasons of pro basketball with the Lakers – both in their original market of Minneapolis (where the name made sense) and then L.A. (where the team became legendary, despite the relative lack of lakes). When Hundley’s playing days were over, he made the difficult transition to sportscaster, working for the Lakers and the Phoenix Suns - then calling the games of the NBA Jazz for 35 years. He followed the expansion team from New Orleans to Salt Lake City in 1979. The Jazz announced over the weekend that Hundley passed away at 80, at his home in Phoenix. He’d been dealing with Alzheimer’s. The Sporting News says in 2010, “the Jazz hung a banner in his honor, and redecorated the press room, featuring a mural with his signature phrase, ‘You Gotta Love It, Baby.”
Johnny B
Westwood One says The Jonathon Brandmeier Show is rolling out on 100 stations today. The 10 to 1 weekdy talk program will incude as affiliates, KABC-AM in Los Angeles, KLIF-AM in Dallas, WWBA-AM in Tampa and KKAT-AM in Salt Lake City. Brandmeier's home bas affiliates is WLS-AM in Chicago. Westwood One’s SVP for Affiliate Sales Dennis Green said, “We are elated to be launching Jonathan Brandmeier on 100 stations. Our affiliates have come to trust the Westwood One team to provide the best talent for stations and Brandmeier will be no exception. The new wave of Talk Radio Unhinged is coming to your market as we feature news as entertainment as only Johnny B can deliver!”
Johnny B could be the first step in syndicated radio's movement away from political talk. Several of those stations he's appearing on used to be 24-hour conservative-talk stations.
Every Cub Ever (Z)
Today Just One Bad Century features EVERY CUB EVER beginning with the letter Z. 12 entries in all–from Zip Zabel to Dutch Zwilling.
What will you find there? Four classic baseball cards, three videos, one manager, three Cubs who played in the first season at Wrigley, a player who was banned from baseball and worked in a speakeasy, Big Z, Bunions, Popeye, and the very last entry in the baseball encyclopedia.
Check it out here.
Spring Break
The Bernstein-Spiegel Apology Tour
Both men apologized profusely on the air already.
Cristal's statement leads you to believe she isn't completely satisfied with the apologies.
The Association for Women Journalists is definitely not satisfied either.
I get what people are saying about the apologies--claiming both men are only apologizing because they were caught. But while I'm not a big fan of the way Bernstein conducts himself on the air (there is no-one who belittles his own listeners more than he does), I also listened to his apology, and it was obvious to me that he was sincere. He knows he absolutely shouldn't have said what he said, and is truly sorry for saying it. Spiegel's apology was even more heartfelt and authentic, in my book. These were not the typical "I'm sorry you were offended by my comments" apologies that blame the offended and not the offender.
I understand why both Cristal and the AWJ are still upset, but I honestly don't think Bernstein and/or Spiegel should have to say or do more than they already have...other than to never do it again.
I'd be shocked if either of them ever did.
On the other hand, it's not too late for sports radio to add more female voices, and more women behind-the-scenes (producers, management, etc.) From that perspective, this can turn into a positive moment. It's about time to end that whole locker room mentality. It's not even appropriate in a locker room anymore. There's no doubt that it exists in sports radio. No doubt at all.
In offices where there are more women around, men simply don't feel comfortable saying these sorts of things. They'll still think them, but at least they'll have the common decency not to say them out loud.
More Cosby Accusers
Two more women.
If this is a conspiracy against Cosby, it's a massive one.









































