Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Jesse Rogers @ESPNChiCubs
Interesting (sort of) two players (garza/stewart) who rehabbed all winter hurt themselves early in camp...rehab one thing hurt another?
Carrie Muskat @CarrieMuskat
@LenKasper is in camp. WGN Radio will broadcast #Cubs Cactus League opener Sat, with Len subbing for Pat Hughes
The Onion @TheOnion
"Danica is living proof that there is no obstacle a good-looking woman cannot overcome." http://onion.com/YhjXjw
Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert
What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry? Dill Dough. I apologize to anyone shoving a Gherkin in their mouth.
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
Feds To Sue Lance... http://drudge.tw/13aJmAW
Lucas Wittmann @bookbeast
"You can wear a bikini on the bus and have purple hair, and no one will take much notice." Deborah Levy on London: http://thebea.st/WX3RMh
Funny Or Die @funnyordie
#ff RT @hayeslady: Having another one of those days where I just want to rent out a department store and act out scenes from Mannequin.
RainnWilson @rainnwilson
I was the last person on the cover of "Readers Digest" before it went bankrupt. My face does that.
msnbc @msnbc
Aaron Burr + Alexander Hamilton dueled with pistols. @PressSec + @Brendan_Buck prefer 140-character barbs. http://on.msnbc.com/XpEfZP
CBS Chicago @cbschicago
It happened again: Chicago made Forbes' 10 Most MIserable Cities in America list ... http://cbsloc.al/13sJB6b
