Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Joke for a Tuesday Morning

This one comes courtesy of "MS", a gentleman in his 60s.

You should see my new neighbor. She's young and beautiful and single...and lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway. She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it.

She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you look after my dog?"