You're Kidding, Right?

The Cubs unveiled their new mascot last night. The brain trust has finally figured out our biggest problem. We haven't been cute and cuddly enough. Problem solved.

Meet Clark...



By the way, James Finn Garner did a list of Clark's ten best pickup lines. Pretty funny stuff. My favorite is this one: “Hey, babe, if you Tinker with my Evers, you might have a Chance.”