David Stern is a baldoldogist and author of "The Balding Handbook" on Eckhartz Press. The book takes you through the 5 stages of grieving for your hair loss; denial & isolation, anger & rage, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. It's often given as a gag gift to a bald loved one by a mean person, but the gagger doesn't realize he or she is doing the gaggee a huge favor. If enough people give this gift, the balds will surely take over the world.
It's one of our best selling books.
The book now also has a song. It tells the tale of Dave's journey. This is the first song created by Eckhartz Press productions. Vince Argento handles the vocals, and Tommy Kaempfer is the video wizard who directed and edited the video.
Behold..."Cueball Wizard"