Thursday, July 14, 2016

RNC Speakers

The Trump campaign announced the speakers for the RNC.

One night they will spend the whole night re-litigating Benghazi (again). Another night they will spend the entire night re-litigating the fact that Bill Clinton is a horndog (again). And while the speaker's list includes the Majority Leader in the Senate and the Speaker of the House, it doesn't include any ex-GOP presidents (two are living), presidential candidates (three more are living), or even Sarah Palin (too mainstream).

The list does include a female professional golfer, a male underwear model, four adult Trump children, Trump's wife, Trump's son's personal assistant, and Tim Tebow.

The planning meeting was caught on tape...