Wednesday, April 26, 2017

No Pressure

There is only one male white northern rhino left in the world. He lives in Kenya and the people who watch over him have given him a tinder profile to help find him a mate...

"I don't mean to be too forward, but the fate of the species literally depends on me," the rhino's profile says. "I perform well under pressure."

The campaign called "The Most Eligible Bachelor in the World," by a Kenyan wildlife conservancy and the dating app, focuses on the rhino named Sudan.

The 43-year-old and his last two female companions are unable to breed naturally because of issues that include old age.

Sounds like the big fella needs a little rhiagra.