Reasons to Keep a Writer Around

I thought this was pretty spot on...

RT @PaperFury: REASONS TO KEEP A WRITER IN YOUR HOME
• they know weird facts
• they're low maintenance because all they do is eat and write
• great for midnight chats because they don't sleep
• if they have to edit they'll procrastinate by cleaning your whole house

— The Fussy Librarian (@FussyLibrarian) January 16, 2018