Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
The Onion @TheOnion
School 'Fine,' U.S. Teens Report http://onion.com/ZAcuhB
ColonelTribune @ColonelTribune
Not a bad day, says @Skilling. I will happily take sunshine and 50º in mid-November. Forecast: http://bit.ly/KHV6zC
David Corn @DavidCornDC
You gotta see this: Top Georgia GOP lawmakers host briefing on Obama's secret mind-control plot: http://mojo.ly/T3z8gl [VIDEO]
The New Yorker @NewYorker
Sex scandal cartoons through the ages: http://nyr.kr/U1AGY3 #Petraeus
Roger Simon @politicoroger
When the flesh is weak. My new column on Petraeus-Broadwell-Kelley-Allen-Shirtless FBI Guy-gate. http://goo.gl/IKsSm
Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
I love that Romney's donors force him to do a public call where he has to explain why he lost. And he blames poor people. Charming.
Matt K. Lewis @mattklewis
I'd like to see Romney and his team go out gracefully. (Yes, that requires actually... going away.)
Jordan Weissmann @JHWeissmann
Madeline Albright: "When people ask, do you think we'd be better off if the world were run by women, I say, 'Do you remember high school?'"
Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost
Teacher told to "train her breast not to make milk" http://huff.to/Zv2JRH
Slate @Slate
Guy Fieri suspects "another agenda" behind critical @nytimes review: http://ow.ly/fjBAv #conspiracies #DDDers
