Thursday, November 15, 2012

Today's Best Tweets

Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...

The Onion ‏@TheOnion
School 'Fine,' U.S. Teens Report

ColonelTribune ‏@ColonelTribune
Not a bad day, says @Skilling. I will happily take sunshine and 50º in mid-November. Forecast:

David Corn ‏@DavidCornDC
You gotta see this: Top Georgia GOP lawmakers host briefing on Obama's secret mind-control plot: [VIDEO]

The New Yorker ‏@NewYorker
Sex scandal cartoons through the ages: #Petraeus

Roger Simon ‏@politicoroger
When the flesh is weak. My new column on Petraeus-Broadwell-Kelley-Allen-Shirtless FBI Guy-gate.

Judd Apatow ‏@JuddApatow
I love that Romney's donors force him to do a public call where he has to explain why he lost. And he blames poor people. Charming.

Matt K. Lewis ‏@mattklewis
I'd like to see Romney and his team go out gracefully. (Yes, that requires actually... going away.)

Jordan Weissmann ‏@JHWeissmann
Madeline Albright: "When people ask, do you think we'd be better off if the world were run by women, I say, 'Do you remember high school?'"

Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost
Teacher told to "train her breast not to make milk"

Slate ‏@Slate
Guy Fieri suspects "another agenda" behind critical @nytimes review: #conspiracies #DDDers