...He's gotta wear shades. I keep saying this to myself: "Don't get too excited. Don't get too excited. Don't get too excited." And then I read an article like this about Cubs prospect Jorge Soler, and...and...
OK, easy, Rick. Easy. Remember Corey Patterson. Remember Felix Pie. Remember Brooks Kieschnick. Breathe. Phew. OK, back to reality. That was close.