Friday, March 23, 2018

Book Launch Party

Looking for something to do tonight fellas? Try this conversation...

You: Hey honey, I heard about a book that you'll really like. It's called Cameo, and the author is having a book launch party tonight. Wanna go?

Her: Wait a second, here. You want to go to a book launch party for a book *I* would like?

You: Absolutely. You deserve it.

Her: Where is this party?

You; It's at a bar called Teasers on Higgins.

Her: A bar, huh? And I suppose they'll probably have NCAA basketball on the televsion there?

You: Does it matter? It's all about you and getting a book you'll love. And you can get it autographed by the author!