Friday, May 26, 2017

The Body Slam Guy Wins Anyway

It's not often that a person who commits a crime the eve of his election gets elected anyway, but it happened in Montana last night.

He did apologize during his acceptance speech to the reporter he body slammed by the neck and punched, however, so it's all good.

Nothing to see here. Just because it happened on the same day the president pushed another NATO head of state out of the way so he could be in the front of a picture, doesn't mean we are turning into a cartoonish caricature of the ugly American before our very eyes.

It depends on your perspective. We could also be Making America Great Again by being assholes. I think that's the other side of the argument, but I can't be sure. I'm not an asshole. I don't speak the language.