Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Jim Baumann

The following is an excerpt of Robert Feder's interview with Daily Herald managing editor (and now Eckhartz Press author) Jim Baumann. To read the entire article, click here.

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Q. How did an occasional memo to the staff morph into a weekly column in the Daily Herald?

A. I was talking to Eileen Brown, our head of marketing and promotion at the time, and she came up with the idea. I wasn’t sure anyone outside our walls would be interested, let alone that such a column could be sustainable. So you have her to blame for what it’s become.

Q. Where do your ideas come from?

A. A journalist is always observant, always listening. When I hear or see something that is either funny or irritating, I know I have something to work with. And, yes, I realize I just ended that last sentence with a preposition. So sue me. When you’re passionate about something – and when you are under pressure to produce – it just comes to you.

Q. English teachers must love you. Do ever hear from any of them?

A. Often. I think former English teachers are my sweet spot. Why? Because they spent their careers trying to teach kids good communication skills and they see a lot of that work undone today. I also try to counsel them that language evolves so their work is not for naught. Wait, can I say “not for naught”?

Q. Why should the average person care about proper grammar?

A. When you write to someone or talk to someone, you want them to understand you. Right? That’s why we invented languages. That’s why we invented frameworks for employing those languages. You can torture them only so much before they don’t work for you anymore. For me, it starts with clear communication.

Q. Have you always been a grammar nerd?

A. That’s a hard no. I was a math and science nerd. My worst test scores were in English. I was a deer in headlights in speech class. I couldn’t parse a sentence to save my life. So, naturally, I pursued a career in journalism and ended up writing about grammar.

Q. When it comes to grammar and usage, what’s your personal pet peeve?

A. A couple things really get under my skin. To have any facility with grammar you need to be a critical thinker. Does “Me and her went shopping” make any sense? Take out the “her.” I think the least skilled of us knows “Me went to the store” sounds like something an unfrozen caveman might say. What’s more bothersome to me is how people who understand grammar and mathematics twist their messages to make you think you’re buying something better than it really is.

Q. What made you come up with the name “Grammar Moses”?

A. I love art. I could spend days in the Louvre, the D’Orsay, the Rijksmuseum, the Art Institute of Chicago. Just ask my long-suffering wife. So Grandma Moses is on my radar. What an inspiring painter. It seemed natural that I’d steal her shtick.

Q. Have social media and texting contributed to the decline of good grammar?

A. We all have back space buttons on our computers and phones, so why don’t we use them? I understand that social media is casual and that texting is even more so. But I’d think choosing from their/there/they’re wouldn’t be too difficult. The whole world can see on Facebook that you can’t put together a sentence. I just don’t think too many people worry about that.

Q. How did you choose the columns for the book?

A. I can count on two hands the number of columns I’ve skipped over six years. Clearly, I don’t have a 1.000 batting average. There have been some clunkers along the way. So I spared you having to read them again. I chose the funniest ones and the ones that addressed the biggest problem areas. I also chose the ones that had the best contributions from my pen pals.

The column is really a conversation with readers, and without that interplay there would be no column and certainly no book. I write a lot about music, and I’ve pointed out that the best greatest hits albums always have a new song or two. That’s the reward for the constant fans who’ve bought all the other albums. So I lead off the book with a smattering of the internal staff memos that were the precursor to the column.

Q. Will reading your book make people smarter?

A. I can’t guarantee it, but I sure hope so. I’m confident it’ll make you smile. What I can guarantee is it won’t make you any less smart.

Q. Are you as funny in person as you are in the book?

A. I’m a laugh riot, Rob.

Naturally, Grammar Moses is available right here at Eckhartz Press. Here's a picture of Jim holding the first copy of his book...

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Thursday, October 14, 2021

Kryie Smackdown

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

No Chance I'm Missing This

Paul Calls Stones a Blues Cover Band

 The piece is in the New Yorker. At this link you can see the author of the piece, New Yorker editor David Remnick, put in perspective what Paul said.

In all honesty, I can't disagree with Paul's conclusion, and I really like the Stones.

Amen

Rocket man

Monday, October 11, 2021

Yup

Had this conversation this weekend. When you are fighting against safety precautions, and against trying to end a pandemic, and FOR a lunatic who lies every single day and truly wants to end democracy in this country, and then you have the balls to complain that YOUR freedom is being impugned, there comes a time when we aren't going to listen your crazy-ass shit anymore.

Correct

Bill Maher Nails It

I've been worried about this exact scenario he paints here...

Minutia Men

Eckhartz Press in Orland Park

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Milwaukee

Saturday, October 09, 2021

Friday, October 08, 2021

Kris Bryant

He's the coverboy this week in Sports Illustrated. Great piece about him. Highly recommended.