Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Friday, May 22, 2015
Things You Never Said Before You Had Boys
I have to say, I feel a lot better about my kids after reading that. Although numbers 5, 6, & 7 universally apply to all boys.
This posting led to a very funny addendum from my friend "AM", the mother of two boys..."Stop shooting your brother with your finger gun. Why is the dog sticky? Why is there a hot dog in my purse? No we don't have room in the backyard to bring a bison home from the zoo."
Andrew McCutcheon's Pay Stub
I know the intent is to outrage people when they see a pay stub of over $400,000 for a two-week pay period, but keep this in mind: The owner who is paying that is making enough money to pay McCutcheon...while also paying every other person working for the Pirates.
What does the owner's pay stub say?
And the Pirates are one of the lower grossing teams. What does the pay stub of the Yankees owner say?
Letterman's Final Ratings
It was his fourth most-watched show ever.
But I'm sure he won't be thrilled to discover that Jay Leno's farewell still had more viewers.
As the Sumner Turns
That book was one of my inspirations for writing the novel "$everance".
Ever since then I've followed his life closely; his feuds with his kids, his squiring of young girlfriends, his attempts at buying a place in heaven with late-in-life charitable contributions, and his total inability to give up control of the only that matters to him, his media conglomerate.
Today's episode of his soap opera life involves the inescapable march toward his final days, and how much the angry ol' coot is fighting a fate that you just know he thinks is beneath someone of his stature--death. From Tom Taylor's NOW column...
At 92, Sumner Redstone is “alert and cognizant” but “has a bad speech impediment.” That makes the CBS patriarch “angry and frustrated when he can’t be understood,” says his personal attorney Leah Bishop. She says the speech problem “has gotten worse” in the last year or so, but she says “it’s very clear to me that he understands everything that we are talking about” – and specifically what happens after he’s no longer on the scene. Bishop says “careful planning has been done so that estate taxes will not require a forced sale of the assets.” Through National Amusements, Sumner wields voting control over both CBS and Viacom, and you’ve already read here that his control passes to a seven-member trust. His daughter Shari’s on the board of the trust and so is Viacom CEO Philippe Dauman, a longtime trusted executive to Sumner. But CBS CEO Les Moonves isn’t on the board, and Sumner’s unusual absence from yesterday’s CBS annual shareholders meeting makes the speculation even more urgent. The Los Angeles Times indicates the melodrama waiting to unfold. Plus there's Redstone’s girlfriend situation – A Vanity Fair feature introduces us to former Sumner Redstone girlfriend Manuela Herzer and current companion Sydney Holland, who was once in the matchmaking business. The LA Times says “several people close to the situation allege that Holland has used her influence to isolate Redstone from people who once played significant roles in his life,” including his daughter Shari, his grandchildren (one of whom is on the board of the National Amusements trust), friends, doctor and a longtime assistant.
If you find yourself feeling sympathy for him, congratulations on being a good human being. Granted, he thinks people like you are suckers, but I commend you for your humanity.
But just know this; this drama can't possibly have a happy ending. If there is anything true about karma, it can't end well.
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Truffle Hunting in Rhode Island
Eckhartz Press author Brent Petersen will be in Rhode Island next week promoting his novel "Truffle Hunt". If you're in the Providence area on June 1st at 5pm, swing by the Newport Athletic Club at 66 Valley Road, in Middletown, RI. He'll also be at the Clark Memorial Library in Carolina, RI on June 2nd at 7pm.
Brent will be happily autograph a copy of "Truffle Hunt" for you. All you have to do is show up...and buy it, of course.
How Many Republicans Candidates for President are There?
So many that they can't all debate on one stage at one time. CNN has decided to divide them up into two groups...the top 10 candidates, and the others who meet the old requirement of at least 1% in the polls.
They should call that second debate: "The kids table"
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Changes at WGCI
ALL ACCESS has confirmed that iHEARTMEDIA Urban WGCI (107.5)/CHICAGO has made changes to its lineup. Midday personality LONI SWAIN and PM driver UB RODRIGUEZ have both exited. Now for the rest of the story, as 'GCI has raided crosstown rival CRAWFORD BROADCASTING Urban WPWX (POWER 92) to replace SWAIN and RODRIGUEZ. FRANKIE ROBINSON moves to 'GCI for middays and TONE KAPONE will slide over for afternoons.
Silent Movie
A Note From Epstein's Mother
Don't worry #Blackhawks fans, we've got you covered for work and school tomorrow! Thanks for staying up with us! pic.twitter.com/wINVAva3nE
— Chicago Blackhawks (@NHLBlackhawks) May 20, 2015
Shaw's Tribute to Soccer
No Relation, But Still...
His name is Lord Mayor Dr. Ulf Kaempfer.
Not related as far as I know (we probably wouldn't go with "Ulf"), but he's clearly smart and distinguished, so I can't be completely certain.
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Rolling Stone Rips Bill O'Reilly
O'Reilly isn't a newsman, he's a blue-eyed cirrhotic cyst erupting acid onto the brass rail at the Now I'll Tell You What the REAL Problem Is Pub. He's the guy who sits next to you and brags about how he'd kick the hell out of any thugs daring to bring violence into his neighborhood, stumbles off his barstool, goes outside, reflexively crosses the street to avoid two black kids on the sidewalk two blocks up, then drives home drunk. He's the guy who picks a fight with you if you correct him, then refuses to throw down because he "was Gold Gloves in college and doesn't want to end you, man," then backs away toward his driveway while trying to make eye contact with anyone he thinks is a friend and saying, "I feel sorry for him! I have a pool in my backyard."
Pretty strong stuff. There are a couple of small issues with this article, however, and this is not coming from an O'Reilly supporter by any means.
First issue--Rolling Stone really shouldn't be calling anyone a pathological liar at this point in time, after that fraternity rape story had to be completely retracted.
Second issue--the writer of the article is supposedly lashing out because O'Reilly was so tough on Brian Williams for embellishing his stories too. (The whole "pot calling the kettle black" syndrome). The problem with that premise is that O'Reilly actually wasn't tough on Brian Williams at all. In fact, he showed sympathy, and went decidely easy on him.
If you don't have credibility, and your premise is flawed, even if you are completely correct about the man you're ripping, nobody will take it seriously.
POTUS on Twitter
In one day he garnered nearly 2 million followers (including me). He's only following 65 others, including every Chicago sports team except the Cubs.
Here's his account.
Producing is Producing
Should the Cubs welcome Sammy back?
He lays out his reasons why in this Tribune article.
I tend to agree with him. I don't approve of Sammy's (alleged) use of PED's, or the way he left the team back in 2004, but we can't pretend that he wasn't the reason we went to the ballpark for a few years there. The Cubs owe him at least a little something for that.
He has paid a price. He will never be in the Hall of Fame, despite Hall of Fame numbers. He will never have his number retired by the Cubs, despite setting so many Cubs records. For me, forgiving him doesn't seem like an outrageous gesture.
Monday, May 18, 2015
Classy
Watch the video here.
For the record, she doesn't look that old to me. I'm reassessing my definition of old on a daily basis.
I'd Like To Buy the World a Coke
Louis CK
Some Love for "Truffle Hunt"
Yes - I loved it. What a **fun** read. I found it to be a 'page-turner' and stayed up into the wee hours to finish in two sittings. "Truffle Hunt" is way more that a 'foodie' book, which some may have assumed.
For the history buff, there is a compelling and complex story of the troubled Istria region with all of the wars, ethnic cleansing, purges and resulting current simmering resentments that would naturally remain.
For the culture buff, there are the story threads of family traditions and love of the land that create such a vibrant sense of place.
For the foodies, yes, there is abundant detail about what makes food truly 'great', and how the creation and sharing of magnificent food is as much the salvation of a people as having their land and an ability to make a living.
Then, of course, there is the unique story of the truffle itself and the astounding subculture of the harvesting and the marketing of such a treasure.
Buy this book and be ready to Enjoy!!
Classic Rock Rules
Reading the tea leaves from its April-book PPM markets, Nielsen says “for the third straight month, the classic rock format went out and set new records for audience share among all three of the major audience groups we examine.” That’s age 6+, 18-34 and 25-54. With the broad 6+ demo, classic rock is up from 4.7% in last year’s April book to 5.3% this year. The bump’s even more dramatic with persons 18-34, up from 3.9% to 4.8%. And from 5.1% to 6.0% for 25-54s. In the April PPMs, the Hot AC format is also setting records with 6+ and 25-54 audiences, and up from 7.1% to 7.5% with 18-34s. While the format Nielsen calls “Pop CHR” advances with 18-34 listeners from 12.1% to 12.8% and from 9.0% to 9.4% with 25-54s.
Dylan Gardner at Schuba's
Friday, May 15, 2015
RIP B.B. King
King was 45 when he had his first song on the pop charts in 1970. This is it...
Important Benefit
Instant Articles on Facebook
It will also, of course, keep people on Facebook, and off the sites of the major news publishers. Have they really decided to give up, or am I missing something here?
Eddie & Pete
Harry Shearer Leaving Simpsons?
Longtime fans of The Simpsons were more than a little upset to hear that one of the show's most famous voices, Harry Shearer, is reportedly leaving the show after 26 seasons. Shearer beautifully breathes life into the personas of Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders and Principal Skinner. On Wednesday night he announced his departure from the show, tweeting, "This because I wanted what we've always had: the freedom to do other work." As Variety reported, Simpsons Executive Producers Matt Groening, Al Jean and James L. Brooks released a statement that read, "Harry Shearer was offered the same deal the rest of the cast accepted, and passed. The show will go on and we wish him well. Maggie took it hard." Al Jean also said Shearer's iconic characters would be recast, saying, "Burns and Flanders will not die. They are great characters and will continue." After all this very public back-and-forth... why do we have a weird feeling that this issue is not really over? Fellow fans of Harry -- stay tuned! The Season 26 finale of The Simpsons airs Sunday night on Fox.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Chicken Dance Day
I don't like to brag, but I so rarely have the credentials to claim expertise on a subject, I can't help myself today. You see, I was once a professional Chicken-dancer. This is a photo of me on stage with Landecker & the Legends leading the crowd in the Chicken Dance--which I did with the band for seven years. I once led a crowd of more than 30,000 people at Lambs Farm. My mother is very proud. She bought me the lederhosen.
Kris & Anthony, Pete & Eddie
Comedy Writing & Radio
He also writes a great a blog that I read as often as I can. Today he analyzes a great radio talent.
This blog post is about Howard Stern.
First McDonalds
Another Reason Jon Stewart Will Be Missed
Another Fox News takedown last night. A really good one, with lots of video evidence.
This one is about Fox News' portrayal of poor people (leeches, sponges, and lazy), and their sactimonious denial of ever saying any such thing.
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Mad Men Marathon
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Chicago Radio Ratings, Part 2
Question – what happens when you pull the usual FM simulcast (WCFS/105.9) away from CBS Radio’s all-news WBBM/780? Now that we’re in baseball season, we can answer the question, since the Cubs air only on the AM signal. Losing the simulcast is enough to drop WBBM to second place, 7.4-6.8-5.4. (Though no doubt the Cubs bring some nice additional billing to CBS.) The all-news FM by itself pulled a 2.2 share in this April book. #1 is iHeart’s urban AC “V103” WVAZ (6.3-6.5-6.9). Third is Hubbard’s hot AC “Mix” WTMX (5.2-5.6-5.2). Fourth place is a tie between CBS rhythmic “B96” WBBM-FM (3.9-3.9-4.0) and iHeart’s top 40 “Kiss” WKSC (4.2-4.2-4.0). Former Cubs flagship WGN, the talker owned by Tribune, holds 3.1-3.3-3.4. It’s just behind CBS Radio’s classic hits “K-Hits” WJMK (2.9-3.6-3.5). Meanwhile, Cumulus classic hits WLS-FM drops (3.7-3.4-2.6). These are not the best of times for iHeart’s urban WGCI (3.3-3.2-3.1). Chicago’s got a country rivalry, between CBS Radio’s “US99.5” WUSN (2.8-2.6-2.7) and iHeart challenger “Big Country” WEBG (1.7-2.3-2.0). The former WILV, Hubbard’s re-branded AC WSHE-FM, repeats its fourth straight 2.2 share. No updraft for Cumulus talker WLS, the new home of Jonathon Brandmeier and Steve Dahl (1.2-1.2-1.1). The Windy City’s cume leader is CHR “Kiss” at 1,354,800.
Verizon To Buy AOL For $4.4 Billion
My second thought was $4.4 billion? Maybe the Bears should see if Verizon has any interest in Jay Cutler.
Happy Birthday Satisfaction
George Carlin
If he were alive today, George Carlin would be celebrating his 78th birthday. I met George a few times, but the story below is my favorite George Carlin story...
In American politics we often hear talk of “Pre-9/11” thinking. This usually involves national security debates, but I'm here to tell you that Pre-9-11 thinking also existed in the world of comedy.
My story involves comedian George Carlin.
I’ve always considered him one of the finest comedians that ever lived. He was courageous, utterly unafraid of saying what he really thought, and was consistently funny for five decades.
When we had him on the John Landecker show, I was not disappointed. He came into the studio with guns blazing, trying out brand new material that he hoped to include in his upcoming HBO Special.
The tentative name of the special at the time? “I kind of like it when a lot of people die.”
The date of his appearance on our show? September 4, 2001.
His routine was shocking even then (in a pre-9/11 world), but it was laugh out loud funny. We were holding our sides as he recounted the way he cheers when stupid people die doing stupid things and how he roots that they take down as many stupid people as possible with them.
Landecker and Carlin began riffing about stupid ways for people to die, and after the hilarious segment was over, George asked if he could have a tape of it so that he could use some of the material in his special.
Our station management thought it was such a funny interview, they submitted the tape for that year’s Achievement in Radio Awards. The tape went into the mail on September 9, 2001.
Needless to say, we weren’t nominated that year.
When Carlin’s special eventually did come out on HBO, it had a brand new name. It was called “Complaints and Grievances.”
Not quite as catchy, is it?
Timing is everything.
Monday, May 11, 2015
I Love Watching You Play
Waaaaay harder than it sounds, but wow is it good advice.
Chicago Radio Ratings
Among the news here: disappointing numbers for Brandmeier, encouraging uptick for McNeil & McMurray, NPR continues to surge, and WBBM's numbers go down in the afternoons after adding Cubs baseball.
Happy Mother's Day Bridget
Friday, May 08, 2015
Two of Us
May 8, 1970…The Beatles released "Let It Be," their twelfth and last album of original studio material, although it was actually recorded before the previously released "Abbey Road."
"Let it Be" is one of my five or ten favorite songs of all time, but when I bought the album, this is the song that really spoke to me. I still love it today...
Next Week on Letterman
On Friday, CBS announced the line-up of guests for next week, a.k.a. the second-to-last week of The Late Show with David Letterman. Oprah, Bill Clinton, George Clooney and Julia Roberts will be among the final guests.
Last night's show had another memorable moment. I did not see this coming...
As the Sumner Turns
Sumner Redstone disputes reports of a CBS/Viacom turnover to daughter Shari. Yesterday’s New York Post report that Sumner would “transfer CBS, Viacom control to daughter” spurred this statement – “Decisions about who will succeed me as Chairman of CBS and Viacom will be made by the boards of the respective companies, and not by any individual. Despite press reports to the contrary, such decisions have not yet been made.” No doubt the Post report about 61-year-old daughter Shari likely winning the support of both boards got CBS and Viacom employees digging through the Internet to learn more about her. She’s already on the board of National Amusements, which controls those companies, and the Post quotes a recent Vanity Fair report about what could happen next. Namely, that the two independent directors who will serve on the seven-person board of the National Amusements trust have previously done work for Shari and her mom. The Post says Shari will become “the irrevocable chairman of CBS and Viacom” – and the guessing game is just beginning.
Over the years Sumner has held this over his daughter's head, telling her she could have it, then changing his mind. It's very similar to the dysfunctional Murdoch clan.
The NextRadio App
Emmis CEO Jeff Smulyan: "We will be in every smartphone." To date the NextRadio app, which requires no data usage from the listener, has about 2.5 million downloads and Smulyan says the recently launched radio campaign is working and proves radio works. Smulyan has consistently said NextRadio is a game-changer for the industry. He believes it will make radio cool again and bring in new revenue. Currently, Allstate is running a campaign with interactive ads on Nextradio and that's where Smulyan not only believes new revenue will flow into the radio industry, he says it will allow radio to cut back on what many people admit are unlistenably long stopsets.
I hope he's right.
White Sox Radio Rights
CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR AM 670, radio home of the White Sox since 2006, is making a strong bid for renewal, while Tribune Media news/talk WGN AM 720 and Cumulus Media news/talk WLS AM 890 also are said to be vying for the rights.
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Cavs Domestic Violence Promo
RIP Ty Wansley
Former Chicago radio personality Ty Wansley has passed away at the age of 63. I interviewed Ty more than twenty years ago when he was teamed up with Ed Vrdolyak at WLS, and then got to know him when we worked together at the old WJJD/WJMK.
Heck of a guy. A true gentleman.
He'll be missed.
Bob Uecker Gets Locked in Booth
From the ABC-7 website...(which also has the video)
Brewers broadcaster and funnyman Bob Uecker was locked in the radio booth at Miller Park when the door handle broke during the sixth inning against the Dodgers Wednesday night.
The 80-year-old known for his wit was trapped and, of course, made a joke out of it.
"People who are listening to the ballgame, I know what you're thinking: 'He's ready for the (nursing) home. He's cooked. It's finally happened. He's seeing ladders and doors without handles.'"
When the door wouldn't open from the outside, a long, red ladder was brought to the walkway on the Loge level and an employee climbed through the large front windowless opening of the booth to remove the hinges in the seventh inning.
"Anyone, really, from the concourse could just walk up our ladder," joked Joe Block, Uecker's broadcast partner, who was also locked in.
A Near Skype-tastrophy
At 8:57am, Com Ed knocked on the door and said: "We're shutting down your power for two hours, beginning in three minutes."
"But I have a Skype interview scheduled at 9," I said.
"Not any more, you don't," the Com Ed man said.
And poof. It was gone.
Luckily we rescheduled for this morning and it went very well. She'll be posting the entire interview on her website soon, and I'll share with everyone.
Steve Winwood
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
This day in 1998
Crawford, Crawford, Crawford
We didn't chant "Darryl, Darryl, Darryl" after Darryl Strawberry homered. Only after he butchered a play in right or struck out.
That's Taunting 101.
Letterman's Ratings Are Up Huge
His numbers are up 75% from last year.
I missed it last night because I had a meeting, but I'm taping every episode.
Weezie Kramer
Entercom announced today the promotion of Louise "Weezie" Kramer to Chief Operating Officer. Ms. Kramer is a media veteran who has been with Entercom since 2000, most recently serving as Station Group President. In this role, she spearheaded the company's reinvention efforts, focusing on enhancing the company's future growth and directly overseeing several of the company's markets. She is also a member of Entercom's Operating Committee and, since 2013, has served as chairperson.
Congrats to Weezie!
I'm like the Professor & Mary Ann
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Harry Caray on Letterman Last Night
Watch it here.
The president was on after Harry. I'm tellin' ya, if you haven't been watching these last few weeks, you're missing something memorable.
Cinco De Mayo
Check it out here.
New Pulitzer Chair
On the one hand, Gigot has won a Pulitzer himself. On the other hand, Gigot is a staunchly conservative partisan. Should be interesting to see who gets Pulitzers next year.
Chicago Public Media Leaps Into Mobile With Both Feet
Robert Feder has the details.
Their investment in mobile technology is something that all radio stations will eventually have to do. I'm sure the big corporate giants won't until they absolutely have no other choice, but this is the new reality. It's all got to be easily accessible in that phone in your pocket.
John Landecker & Dylan Gardner
Read it here.
Monday, May 04, 2015
John Oliver on Bud Light
Kent State
I also interviewed radio personality Mitch Michaels about this once. Mitch was there, and this is how he recalled that day...
I was working for a radio station in Cleveland at the time, as a board op, and doing some stringer reporting for them while I was at school, and the whole weekend before the shooting had been crazy. There were sit-ins and protests, and helicopters hovering, tear gas in the air, and spotlights, it was like a movie set. The protesters burned the ROTC building on Saturday night. The National Guard members were wearing gas masks and were pounding everyone. They couldn’t see anything out of those masks. I had a press pass, and they pounded me too. On Monday I was in the car with my wife on the way to the dentist when I saw all the commotion. Police cars, sirens, people running all over, complete mayhem. I pulled over to the side of the road, locked the door, and told my wife not to move, and I went over to see what was happening. I got there just as they were carrying the girl into the ambulance. It was around 12:30 or so. By 2pm, it was completely deserted. They had closed down the campus and sent everyone home. It was eerie.
Cub Man, Blackhawk Fans
@JorgeSoler68 photobomb in the back #Blackhawks pic.twitter.com/Qi80m1rPwF
— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) May 3, 2015
Texas Governor Deploys State Guard To Stave Off Obama Takeover
Like any story, there are two sides to this story. On the one hand, the governor could just be an astoundingly paranoid and stupid dipshit. On the other hand, he could just be catering to his astoundingly paranoid and stupid dipshit voters who actually believe this could be true. There isn't a third hand. The Onion wouldn't have printed this story because it would have been deemed "too ridiculous". It's impossible to satirize the news these days. I can see why Jon Stewart is walking away from it.
RIP Ben E. King
Ben E. King, the former lead singer of The Drifters and a man whose voice will forever be associated with his iconic solo hit, "Stand By Me," died last Thursday, April 30 in Hackensack, NJ. He was 76. King was born Benjamin Earl Nelson on Sept. 28, 1938, in Henderson, NC and grew up in Harlem, where his father had moved the family when he was a child. He was working in his father's Harlem luncheonette in 1956 when a local impresario, Lover Patterson, overheard him singing to himself and persuaded him to join a group he managed, the Five Crowns. Lightning struck in 1958 when the group, then known as the Crowns, performed at the legendary Apollo Theater on a bill with the original Drifters and attracted the attention of the group's manager, George Treadwell, who also owned the Drifters name. He later fired the Drifters en masse and replaced them with King and three of his fellow singers.
This is the song he will always be remembered for...
$400 Million
Unbelievable numbers.
I didn't watch it. I think a few centuries from now people will look back at things like boxing and that ridiculous extreme fighting in the same way we look back at gladiators today. "Wait a second, people paid money to watch men punch each other in the face hoping to knock the other person out cold?"
But I know my opinion is not in the mainstream on this one.
Funniest Video I've Ever Seen
Clark Weber in the Hall of Fame
The surprising thing in the article to me, is that Clark has announced he's retiring. It sounds like he's really walking away from all of it. From Feder's piece...
Weber said his last radio interview will be May 19 with midday hosts Bob Sirott and Marianne Murciano on Tribune Media news/talk WGN AM 720. His last speaking appearance will be May 22 at Chestnut Square Retirement Community in Glenview. Then he’ll take one last bow at his June 16 Hall of Fame induction.
I worked in the same hallway as Clark for several years when I was with John Landecker's show at WJMK and Clark was hosting the morning show at WJJD. I always enjoyed chatting with him. He has some incredible stories. If you ever get a chance to read his book, there are a bunch of stories in there.
He told some more (including the story of introducing the Beatles at Comiskey Park) when I interviewed him a few years ago for Chicago Radio Spotlight.
Sunday, May 03, 2015
My appearance on Lossano & Friends
New Episode feat. Ryan Chiaverini, Jenniffer Weigel, Rick Kaempfer #LossanoAndFriends! Listen http://t.co/q2N5cICI1W pic.twitter.com/bFCdg0LYjL
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