Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Friday, August 28, 2015
New Daily Show Hire
His name is Baratunde Thurston and he's also the author of "How to Be Black". His job on the Daily Show will be to create viral content outside of the show itself.
Johnny B Sells His House
Features include six full baths, four half-baths, six fireplaces, a full-floor master suite, a movie theater, an elevator, multiple decks and an attached three-car garage.Sounds exactly like my house.
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Brian Epstein
This interview with Murray the K took place just a few months before his death.
A Volunteer's Retort
Historic Chicago Taverns, Part 2
Rick Kogan takes a look at five more historic taverns in today's Chicago Tribune. I appreciate the tireless research he has done on behalf of journalism. I will have to follow his lead and check a few of these out. There are three that I've never visited.
MSNBC Moves Sharpton
Where There's A Will...
Every sulfurous belch from the molten interior of the volcanic Trump phenomenon injures the chances of a Republican presidency.We'll be reading an awful lot about Trump between now and his political demise, but I doubt we'll get a better sentence than that.
Say it Ain't So, Rose
This one is a little different because it happened two years ago, so it's a civil lawsuit and not a criminal complaint, but it's still yucky. Derrick's lawyer is calling it a money grab.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Happy National Dog Day
TV Reporter & Cameraman Killed on Live TV
LATE UPDATE: The gunman was surrounded, and he shot himself.
First Day of School
Or this song...
Fox News Vs. Trump
Think about it. What would Fox do if someone demanded that they apologize and accused them of bullying? We know exactly what they'd do because they've been doing it for twenty years. They'd go on the air and imply whoever is accusing them of bullying is a puss. "Oh, wah. Are your fragile wittle feelings hurt?" That's exactly what Donald Trump is going to do to them. There's an endless game of "I know you are but what am I" brewing, with no end in sight until one side realizes that "Nuh uh" is not a sufficient retort.
Who do you think is more likely to buckle first, Trump or Fox? My money's on Fox. Their mommy is looking up Donald's mommy's phone number right now.
We're #1
#1 at urinating in public, that is.
It ain't much, but it's something to build on.
Ashley Madison
I'll be looking at everyone a little differently this morning when I drop the kids off at school. Which one of you is the cheater? J'accuse!
RIP Chico Maki
He was one of the Blackhawks of my youth. Ron "Chico" Maki passed away yesterday at the age of 76.
On teams that featured the likes of Bobby Hull, Stan Mikita and Tony Esposito, good ol' #16 was not one of the stars of those great Blackhawks teams (although he did manage to make three all-star teams), but he was an important cog. He played throughout the 60s and retired in 1975.
Brandwidth
Many thanks Robert Feder for the mention of Kipper McGee's Eckhartz Press book #Brandwidth in his Robservations column yesterday. The book has been getting great reviews from media types who recognize the wisdom in Kipper's words.
Get your copy today.
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Rizzo Channels Moises, Cubs get SI cover
Fun Anthony Rizzo interview. He admits he has tried the Moises Alou method of toughening up his hands.
Also, is Sports Illustrated still a jinx if you only appear on the regional cover? The Cubs are about to find out.
The Colbert Guest List
Adweek has a list of Stephen Colbert's first week guests, and it's already pretty clear it's going to be a slightly different kind of show than that time slot normally sees...
"Colbert's first guest for his debut show on Sept. 8 is George Clooney. GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush will also appear on Day 1, along with a musical performance by Jon Batiste and Stay Human. On Wednesday, actress Scarlett Johansson and SpaceX and Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk will be Colbert's guests, followed by another hot startup name on Thursday: Uber CEO Travis Kalanick. Comedian Amy Schumer and author Stephen King will be on Friday's show, as well as an interview with and musical performance by Troubled Waters. Grammy winners Kendrick Lamar and Toby Keith will also perform during the first week—Lamar on Wednesday and Keith on Thursday."
Pope-apalooza Merchandise
The Washington Post has a rundown of some of the more interesting stuff. From the article...
“It’s amazing.This pope may sell better than sex sells,” said Rocco Palmo, a Philadelphia-based journalist who writes the “Whispers in the Loggia” blog. “You can’t walk within a mile of St. Peter’s Square without people accosting you with T-shirts, rosaries, everything but a vacuum cleaner with the pope’s picture on it.”
When my grandmother's favorite Pope (John Paul II) came to Chicago in 1979, Oma bought a truckload of this stuff. I remember when we moved to America in 1980, she gave each of us a commemorative coin. She kept the small Pope bust for herself.
Monday, August 24, 2015
Around the Publishing World (August 24)
We stay on top of happenings/trends in the publishing world to help out busy writers who are spending their time doing what they should be doing: writing.
1. How One Chicagoan Keeps Winning the New Yorker Caption Contests
I'm posting this piece for a few reasons. One, go Chicago writers. Two, I love the tweet that alerted me to this Chicago Magazine article...
Annals of punctuation: Man avoids exclamation points. Man wins. Case closed. http://t.co/N9M6hRrhKr
— Henry Fuhrmann (@hfuhrmann) August 17, 2015
2. How much is Amazon paying these days under the new "pay only for pages read" metric?
I've been reading quite a bit lately about this trying to get a handle on it. On it's face, it sounds like such a an incredibly horrible deal. But there are a few pieces out there praising it, including the one I linked. According to this, Amazon pays about 1/2 cent per page view.
3. Should writers respond to negative comments on their articles?
This is a question our authors ask us all the time because most authors also write something else (articles, blogs, etc) and they inevitably get negative comments. Why? The internet is a cruel cesspool of bile. (That's my opinion as a 10-year blog writer). I personally no longer allow comments on my personal blog because I found it's better to simply stay above the fray. Life's too short to argue with trolls. You can never win those arguments anyway and it makes you look thin-skinned and impotent. Other writers disagree with me. Lots of different opinions at the link.
4. Apple's mistake was hooking up with the book-publishing cartel
My condolences to you if you own Apple stock. It's been a rough few weeks. According to this piece in Fortune Magazine, their big mistake was to make a deal with the major book publishers. Read the piece and judge for yourself if you agree or not.
5. Another look at Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"
The New York Times Book section took a new look at one of the classic American poems, Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken". I'm guessing my fellow writers will find this story as interesting as I did. There's apparently a new middle ground theory about the poem's meaning.
6. Mastering the Radio Interview: 10 Tips for Authors from a Talk Radio Host
As a twenty-year radio veteran and a frequent radio guest for the past ten years, I can tell you that the linked article is the best advice I've ever read for authors who are planning on appearing on a radio show. It gives you tips for how to get booked, what to expect when you're on the air, and what to say or do when you get your chance. All of it is true. Great stuff.
How Not To Run A Sales Department
"Defendants were at risk of not obtaining this lucrative, advertising business account. It was during this time of high stress and pressure to obtain this account that plaintiff was requested to perform sexual acts or favors for potential male clients to obtain advertising business for defendants," she says.Not only did they allegedly tell her to do this, they allegedly fired her when she didn't get the account.
There was nothing subtle about it, Easby-Smith says. She claims that Wilkinson "specifically requested and pressured plaintiff to bypass the adverting agency, contact the large, potential client directly, call immediately, and do whatever was necessary to obtain their business for defendants, including performing inappropriate sexual acts or favors. Defendant Wilkinson verbally requested and demonstrated the type of sexual acts that he said plaintiff should engage in to obtain the large, advertising client for the monetary advancement of defendants' business."
Easby-Smith says she became "physically sickened, shocked and stunned by the request," which she refused.
Mike North Back on the Air in Chicago
The three-hour program immediately following Bears games on Sundays will debut on September 13, after the Bears opener against Green Bay.
Senior VP/Programming Greg Solk told staff, "As The Drive continues our endeavor to provide the best local and relevant content to audiences. We believe there is a void on Sunday afternoons for post-game Bears talk on the FM dial. I'm proud to announce today the addition of a brand new Sunday afternoon, 3pm-6pm, show on The Drive hosted by the one and only Mike North. Mike will give Chicago a no-holds-barred wrap-up show after every Bears game."
North commented, "It's gonna be great to be back on the air in Chicago once again talking Bears! I'm psyched to be back with the listeners and on 97.1 FM The Drive. It's a perfect station for me, with a massive male listenership. Chicago, get ready for the truth about the Bears!"
The Case Against Salad
You can bet your bippy I'm sending THIS LINK to the wife today. It makes the case against salad, from a nutritional and earth-friendly perspective.
Friday, August 21, 2015
RIP Harry Volkman
Deepest condolences to Eddie, and the rest of the Volkman family.
Robert Feder has written a beautiful tribute to Harry. I highly recommend reading it.
Setting a New Bar for Hitting Rock Bottom
I pray that I'll never be able to top that.
The Good Luck Charm
Bad Lip Reading
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Chicago's Most Historic Taverns
Rick Kogan, a man I consider Mr. Chicago, is putting together a list of Chicago's Most Historic Taverns for the Chicago Tribune. He nails it with these first five. I've been to all five of them, and they are all worth a visit.
Incredibly Sad News
Marconi Comes to Chicago
Longtime Portland, OR radio personality Marconi is headed to Market No. 3, hired by Cumulus to man the previously unmanned 7-midnight show at Alternative WKQX/Chicago. Marconi most recently co-hosted mornings on Alpha Media Triple A KINK/Portland, OR until October of last year. Prior to that, he was a personality on Westwood One's 24/7 Rock 2.0, but he's best known for his many fine years of service at KNRK and KUFO/Portland.
Actual Radio Wars
Of course, that's nothing compared what happened yesterday in Philadelphia. From this morning's Radio Ink...
There's been a lot of coverage of NFL teams fighting during the 2015 pre-season. Two Philadelphia sports talkers nearly became part of that highlight reel. During Eagles training camp, Wednesday, Mike Missanelli from Greater Media's 97.5 The Fanatic and Josh Innes from CBS's 94WIP nearly came to blows and had to be separated by Eagle's security.
According to Philly.com, Innes said he took off his sunglasses, "looked (Missanelli) straight in the face and said, ‘your show [expletive] sucks.'" Missanelli then moved toward Innes, and Innes backed away, before security stepped in. Missanelli then said, "Yeah, he stepped back and wet himself just like he did months ago. Anybody can be a tough guy behind a microphone."
Not on the NRA website
1. Man accidentally shoots himself while trying to teach his girlfriend gun safety.
2. Man accidentally shoots himself while "protecting" No-Muslims-Allowed Gun Shop in Oklahoma.
Maybe the answer isn't always "we need more guns"
Jared's Plea Deal
This is the plea deal he agreed to: Jared Fogle Will Pay $1.4 Million to 14 Underage Victims, Serve Prison Time and Register as Sex Offender.
How much prison time?
While Fogle's prison sentence is not yet determined, prosecutors say they will not request more than 12.5 years in prison and that Fogle has agreed not to request less than five years...It was unclear this morning how many of those victims were involved in child pornography and how many Fogle is accused of having sex with.If he considers 5 to 12 1/2 years in prison a good deal, you can only imagine the goods they have on him.
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
RIP Yvonne Craig
Da Bears
This is what happens when your team produces zero memorable quarterbacks.
Stephen Colbert
I was at a party this past weekend and the subject of Colbert's upcoming show was a big topic of discussion. Can he reinvent himself? How will he do it? We're all rooting for him, but we're worried how he'll translate to the general public. As for that part of the equation, the following is his analysis of what his late night show will be...
“This show,” he said, meaning The Late Show, “is Chopped. Late-night shows are Chopped. Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds, and gummy bears. There, make a show.… Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That's what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor. You have your own flavor. The audience itself is a base dish, like a rice pilaf or something. And then together it's ‘Oh shit, that's an actual meal.’ And that's what every day is like at one of these shows. Something is one thing in the morning, and then by the end of the day it's a totally different thing. It's all process.”
Trump Might Want to Read the Constitution
Just for the record, by the way, the 14th amendment says: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Joey and Chandler Weren't Invited to Rachel's Wedding?
I guess that whole theme song was a lie.
Jeff Bezos Responds to NY Times article
*"The article doesn’t describe the Amazon I know or the caring Amazonians I work with every day." (7 days a week, 22 hours a day)
*"Even if it’s rare or isolated, our tolerance for any such lack of empathy needs to be zero." (And would somebody please send this perfect example of my mensch-ness to whats-her-name in the hospital? I deleted her contact info when she got sick.)
*"I also encourage you to read this very different take by a current Amazonian:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/amazonians-response-inside-amazon-wrestling-big-ideas-nick-ciubotariu" (And by all means, tell him what you think of this piece in his new corner office)
*"The article goes further than reporting isolated anecdotes. It claims that our intentional approach is to create a soulless, dystopian workplace where no fun is had and no laughter heard. Again, I don’t recognize this Amazon. (That's why the beatings will continue until morale improves. Get it? That's a joke. Don't EVER say I don't joke again)
*"I strongly believe that anyone working in a company that really is like the one described in the NYT would be crazy to stay." (But just so you know, those non-compete clauses will cost you a few hundred Gs to litigate in court.)
New Cubs Song
20 Overrated Bands/Musicians
Their first three albums are still amazing thirty-plus years later...
Monday, August 17, 2015
The Origin of "Cool"
This article explains it.
Check it out. It's cool.
Woodstock Remembered
I've seen a few of these photos before (especially the ones of the performers), but to me the most interesting photos are of the crowd. (AP Photo below)
Around the Publishing World (August 17)
We stay on top of happenings/trends in the publishing world to help out busy writers who are spending their time doing what they should be doing: writing.
1. Ebooks Are Changing the Way We Read
The Guardian has a great article about how eBooks are not only changing the way we read, but also how authors write.
2. 6 Tips for getting your self-published book reviewed
We happen to be in the "you really don't have to get it reviewed" camp, but if it's important to you, it's not impossible at all for self-published writers to get reviewed. There are a few good tips in this article.
3. Chicago Book Review
For authors in Chicago, there is always Chicago Book Review. We've had several of our books reviewed by this site. Of course, there's no guarantee it will be a positive review, but we've found them to be quite fair. They are obviously Chicago-centric. Here's their mission statement: "Our mission at Chicago Book Review is to highlight local and regional authors and publishers as well as books that tackle Chicago and the Midwest as subject matter, regardless of genre." They are also publishing a Fall 2015 preview which includes information (not reviews) about new releases coming from local houses and/or local authors and/or books that tackle local subject matter. Their deadline is August 31st to be included in the Fall Preview. E-mail them at chicagobookreview@yahoo.com
4. Indie City Book Fair August 30
It's been our experience that you won't sell a lot of books at book fairs, but this one sounds a little different. The Indie City Book Fair will be on Sunday Aug. 30 from noon to 5 at 1448 E. 57th Street in Chicago. Authors are invited to come, take over half a table, invite all their friends, family and fans and give a reading. It could be a cheap way to throw a book launch party. They are only asking for a $35 fee (not a percentage of the book sales), and are scheduling 30 minute windows.
5. Working at Amazon is like living in "Lord of the Flies"
To know Amazon well is to fear the eventual demise of our civilization. Yes, you need to sell on amazon (especially e-books), but Amazon's business practices are apalling. They really take advantage of authors and publishers, but their "eat it--where else are you gonna go" attitude is not confined only towards to their vendors. According to this piece in the New York Times, Amazon is also a horrible place to work. It takes the concept of survival of the fittest to ridiculous extremes. Enjoy your time working there--just watch your back because your co-workers are encouraged to squeal on you, and don't get sick.
Benson
Radio industry veteran Dave Benson has a new job. Benson has joined Local Voice Media as its Vice President of Programming. He had been working with the company as a consultant most recently. Local Voice Media operates radio stations and newspapers in four markets in Virginia and the Carolinas. Longtime local radio fans will remember Dave Benson's many years in Chicago at WMET-FM, WLUP-FM, and WXRT-FM (twice), where he worked as producer, Music Director, and DJ.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
A new low
A cancer has cancer. Oops, I mean, Jimmy Carter has cancer. Same diff. #tcot #gop #JimmyCarter #ACancerwithCancer
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) August 12, 2015Very classy. When people talk about beauty only being skin deep, Schlussel is the kind of person they have in mind.
Defending Len Kasper
@djordan1235 @LenKasper Actually there were 31 Babes according to Baseball Reference, including two All-Stars, and 4 #Cubs.
— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) August 14, 2015Yes, I know I'm a dork, but Len Kasper is too because he retweeted me.
Sesame Street Moves to HBO
As part of the deal, starting this fall, new episodes of Sesame Street will air nine months ahead of when they air on PBS. Sesame Workshop will also produce a new show based on the Muppets.
I'm looking forward to the slightly edgier Sesame Street shows. Here are a few lines floating around the writers room...
*"Hey there, buddy Burt. Whaddya say we head down to the courthouse and make this arrangement official."
*"How many times have I warned you...Don't mess with Oscar the Grouch. Yippe-kai-ay, MFer."
*"Is it twue what they say about you BIG birds. (Zip) Oh, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue."
*"After I'm finished with you Guy, you'll reeeeeally be Smiley."
*"I love to Count my guns. One...two...three AK-47s. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. (Rat-a-tat)"
*"Cookie. I love Cookie. Cookie Rojas. Me new husband."
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles
One of my favorite cookies is no more. Production of Maurice Lenell cookies has stopped, ending a Chicago tradition that goes back to the 1920s.
I loved the pinwheel swirls.
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Lefthanders Day
WLS Version of "Life is a Rock"
Twitter Announces Changes
Not from me. Not looking forward to getting the ridiculous lengthy direct messages I currently can get on Facebook.
When "All in the Family" Traumitized Nixon
But according to Norman Lear, and the Nixon tapes, the one time Nixon was traumitized was when the show tackled the subject of homosexuality.
Listen to the tape, watch Norman Lear explain it, and show the portion of the episode that so bothered the president.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Beatles Anniversary
Mike Baker And The Forgotten 45s - On this date in 1966 The Beatles begin final tour at International Theatre Chicago pic.twitter.com/Uz8gnj8uzl
— Mike Baker (@MikeBaker45s) August 12, 2015WCFL coverage of that show...
Was the Civil War about Slavery?
The Next GOP Debate
The debate moderator, and future target of Donald Trump's crazy personal-attack tweeting, will be Jake Tapper.
Full details are here.
Joe Maddon's Facial Hair
Joe Maddon has noticed a pattern among championship-winning coaches in Chicago, they all had facial hair.
In an effort to get his new team out of its century-long title slump, the formerly clean-shaven skipper has been doing his best to grow a beard this season.
I know he's thinking of Ditka, Quennville, Ozzie and Phil Jackson, but I hate to point out to him that the last Cubs manager who won the World Series looked like this...
Colbert's First Show
At the very least, it will have a large curiosity viewing audience. (And it never hurts to ride in on Clooney's coattails. George Clooney will be the first guest)
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Love Advice
Turns out, it's the other way around. From the Daily News: Hungry Women Less Interested in Love
A full belly makes women more interested in romance, according to a new study from Drexel University and the University of Pennsylvania.
The researchers asked 20 women to fast before looking at romance-themed pictures, such as a couple holding hands. They then drank a 500-calorie shake and viewed the images again.
When the women weren't hungry, "they were more responsive to romantic cues" and less irritated by them.
Any married guy already knows this, but that's a free one for the single fellas out there.
We're #4!
Read it here.
This is the first summer in a long time that I haven't been able to crank out a writing project. Check out my writing history. When the Cubs are terrible...I can be prolific. When they are good...I end up spending way too much time watching them, reading about them, and writing about them.
Cubs writing doesn't count.





































