Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
A new low
A cancer has cancer. Oops, I mean, Jimmy Carter has cancer. Same diff. #tcot #gop #JimmyCarter #ACancerwithCancer
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) August 12, 2015Very classy. When people talk about beauty only being skin deep, Schlussel is the kind of person they have in mind.
Defending Len Kasper
@djordan1235 @LenKasper Actually there were 31 Babes according to Baseball Reference, including two All-Stars, and 4 #Cubs.
— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) August 14, 2015Yes, I know I'm a dork, but Len Kasper is too because he retweeted me.
Sesame Street Moves to HBO
As part of the deal, starting this fall, new episodes of Sesame Street will air nine months ahead of when they air on PBS. Sesame Workshop will also produce a new show based on the Muppets.
I'm looking forward to the slightly edgier Sesame Street shows. Here are a few lines floating around the writers room...
*"Hey there, buddy Burt. Whaddya say we head down to the courthouse and make this arrangement official."
*"How many times have I warned you...Don't mess with Oscar the Grouch. Yippe-kai-ay, MFer."
*"Is it twue what they say about you BIG birds. (Zip) Oh, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue."
*"After I'm finished with you Guy, you'll reeeeeally be Smiley."
*"I love to Count my guns. One...two...three AK-47s. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. (Rat-a-tat)"
*"Cookie. I love Cookie. Cookie Rojas. Me new husband."
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles
One of my favorite cookies is no more. Production of Maurice Lenell cookies has stopped, ending a Chicago tradition that goes back to the 1920s.
I loved the pinwheel swirls.
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Lefthanders Day
WLS Version of "Life is a Rock"
Twitter Announces Changes
Not from me. Not looking forward to getting the ridiculous lengthy direct messages I currently can get on Facebook.
When "All in the Family" Traumitized Nixon
But according to Norman Lear, and the Nixon tapes, the one time Nixon was traumitized was when the show tackled the subject of homosexuality.
Listen to the tape, watch Norman Lear explain it, and show the portion of the episode that so bothered the president.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Beatles Anniversary
Mike Baker And The Forgotten 45s - On this date in 1966 The Beatles begin final tour at International Theatre Chicago pic.twitter.com/Uz8gnj8uzl
— Mike Baker (@MikeBaker45s) August 12, 2015WCFL coverage of that show...
Was the Civil War about Slavery?
The Next GOP Debate
The debate moderator, and future target of Donald Trump's crazy personal-attack tweeting, will be Jake Tapper.
Full details are here.
Joe Maddon's Facial Hair
Joe Maddon has noticed a pattern among championship-winning coaches in Chicago, they all had facial hair.
In an effort to get his new team out of its century-long title slump, the formerly clean-shaven skipper has been doing his best to grow a beard this season.
I know he's thinking of Ditka, Quennville, Ozzie and Phil Jackson, but I hate to point out to him that the last Cubs manager who won the World Series looked like this...
Colbert's First Show
At the very least, it will have a large curiosity viewing audience. (And it never hurts to ride in on Clooney's coattails. George Clooney will be the first guest)
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Love Advice
Turns out, it's the other way around. From the Daily News: Hungry Women Less Interested in Love
A full belly makes women more interested in romance, according to a new study from Drexel University and the University of Pennsylvania.
The researchers asked 20 women to fast before looking at romance-themed pictures, such as a couple holding hands. They then drank a 500-calorie shake and viewed the images again.
When the women weren't hungry, "they were more responsive to romantic cues" and less irritated by them.
Any married guy already knows this, but that's a free one for the single fellas out there.
We're #4!
Read it here.
This is the first summer in a long time that I haven't been able to crank out a writing project. Check out my writing history. When the Cubs are terrible...I can be prolific. When they are good...I end up spending way too much time watching them, reading about them, and writing about them.
Cubs writing doesn't count.









