Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Friday, September 22, 2017
Trump v Kim
Kim Jung Un responded by calling the president a “mentally deranged U.S. dotard” and describing his UN speech as “unprecedented rude nonsense.” (By the way, I had to look it up. A dotard is an old person, especially one who has become weak or senile.) He also said: "A frightened dog barks louder."
Trump responded by calling Kim a “madman” whose regime will be “tested like never before”.
These are the "grownups" who may decide if we live or die. Sleep tight.
La Crosse to Portland
Michael La Crosse has been named Program Director for Portland’s KKCW and KLTH. The appointment, announced by Tim Herbster, Senior Vice President of Programming for iHeartMedia’s Pacific Northwest Region, is effective October 9, 2017. La Crosse comes to Portland from Los Angeles, where he was the Program Director at iHeartRadio’s KOST and KHHT. Previously, he was Operations Manager at the iHeart cluster in Spokane.
“Michael’s skillset is a natural match for taking the reins of KKCW and KLTH in Portland. His vast experience in programming for these formats and working with top talent is second to none,” said Herbster. “We can’t wait to welcome him to our community.”
Jimmy Kimmel Blowback
Please @JimmyKimmel - stay out of politics. Leave the important stuff to reality TV stars with a knack for bankrupting casinos.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 22, 2017
I like this one too. It's refers to HHS Secretary Tom Price's $300,000 private jet tab...
"Sorry, we have to cut your Medicaid. There's just not enough money" -- guy flying on a Lear Jet charter to Aspen.
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 21, 2017
Magic Number is 6
Thursday, September 21, 2017
Minutia Men, Episode 66
Listen to it here.
One of the Toughest Jobs in America
CEO Mary Berner explains “How we fixed our toxic culture” at Cumulus. That’s the title of Berner’s self-penned column for the “Chief Executive” site. Magazine-industry pro Berner is now two years into her first radio management gig, and from the beginning she mentioned changing the culture as one of her four major concerns. She writes that “It was clear that Cumulus would not be saved by any of the traditional turnaround quick fixes” like slashing costs. There was (and is) too much debt for a “transformational M&A” deal. She needed the staff to understand her priorities and to buy into them, and now she writes that “our culture has made a 180-degree turn,” resulting in (for example) much lower turnover. By the way – she admits that Cumulus is “still a resource-starved, over-leveraged company operating in a difficult market.”
Sounds like a pretty reasonable approach to me, and you know I'm not one to cut a lot of slack to radio company CEOs.
Aid and Comfort
I feel like I've entered into the Twilight Zone. Based on the lack of people freaking out about this, I must be missing something.
Lawrence O'Donnell Outtakes
This is how Lawrence responded when it became public...
A better anchorman and a better person would've had a better reaction to technical difficulties. I'm sorry.
— Lawrence O'Donnell (@Lawrence) September 20, 2017
Facebook Vows To Make Changes
Someone created a group called "Jew Haters" and was directing ads at them for White Supremicist rallies.
Needless to say, Facebook is embarrassed by this. Not only didn't they do anything about it. They had no idea it was happening.
Or so says their COO, Sheryl Sandberg. I have a tendency to believe her. After all, she is Jewish herself.
Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Criticism
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Drudging up Russians
Drudge report linked to Russian propaganda sites nearly 400 times since 2012 https://t.co/VbBHQgG2UN pic.twitter.com/UhpAqMoXbq
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 20, 2017
RIP Jake Lamotta
Jake LaMotta, boxer immortalized in 'Raging Bull,' dies at 95: https://t.co/ML1FfOQixC pic.twitter.com/lXjFhpWFZ1
— ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) September 20, 2017
(NSFW clip below)
NBC is TV King
NBC is on a roll. They just completed their 4th straight year as 52-week ratings champ in the only demo advertisers care about (18-49).
Deadline Hollywood has the details.
"Destroy North Korea"
He called the leader of North Korea "Rocket Man". And he said it pretty much the same way he would say Crooked Hillary or Lyin Ted or Low Energy Jeb. Except this time, he said he would kill 22 million people if Rocket Man doesn't do what he says.
In response, he got a bunch of shrugs. God help us all. The future of the world is in the hands of two nutjobs.
(I have an Elton John song that might be more appropriate...)
The Jimmy Kimmel Rule
Art Laboe
Already a radio legend, Art Laboe will attempt to put an exclamation point on his legacy by breaking the Guinness World Record™ for Longest Career as a Radio Presenter/DJ (male) this Sunday, September 24. The event will mark Art's 74th continuous year on commercial radio. Art's sister Lillian gave him his first radio at age 8; by the age of 14 Art had built his own amateur radio station, and on September 23, 1943, at the age of 18, Art embarked on his professional radio career at KSAN/San Francisco. Art Laboe received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1981 and was inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame in 2012.
Promotion for Dan Wolfe
Daniel Wolfe Upped To APD At 94.7 WLS-FM. Wolfe will also continue his duties as Producer of the popular WLS/Chicago morning show The WLS Wake Up Call, a position he has held since 2003. A native of Coal City, IL, Wolfe graduated from Illinois Center for Broadcasting in 2002.
Brian Thomas, Program Director, 94.7 WLS-FM, and Vice President, Classic Hits Programming, Cumulus Media, said, “This puts Dan one step closer to his goals of becoming a PD at Cumulus, after doing a great job as morning show producer. I am looking forward to working with Dan in this new role.”
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Made me laugh
As I knelt beside my son's bed and inhaled his hair scent while he was sleeping I thought, "this is what serial killers do."
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) September 19, 2017
Happy birthday Sean!
I can't believe it, but son #3 is 15 years old today.
Like his brothers, Sean was born on the radio. Ten years ago I pulled out the tape of that phone call, and transcribed it. You can read it here.










