Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
GeorgeStephanopoulos @GStephanopoulos
.@marcorubio's response to the water bottle frenzy: "God has a funny way of reminding us we’re human." http://abcn.ws/XzT9wa #sotu
Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead
So is waterbottling a thing now?
Gawker @Gawker
A supercut of Marco Rubio dry mouth noises. Just so goddamn thirsty. http://gaw.kr/os0DQPp
Jimmy Greenfield @jcgreenx
Dems loved Obama's SOTU while GOP didn't. What were the odds?
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale
Alex Rodriguez may be out of sight with a nearly barren locker, but unfortunately, #Yankees can't keep him out of mind http://usat.ly/UcEJ5n
Deadspin @Deadspin
Disgruntled goalie scores on his own net, flips off coaches, skates off the ice forever: http://deadsp.in/9KQBFvi
The Onion @TheOnion
[In Focus] Use Of Organic Peanut Butter Adds Two Minutes To Local Man's Life http://onion.com/15atvS8
Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost
10 things a man will say if he wants to cheat http://huff.to/12w80Y3
Los Angeles Times @latimes
Popes as next-door neighbors in the Vatican. That brings up all kinds of questions. http://lati.ms/hFoCf
Roger Ebert @ebertchicago
Remember when motorized wheelchairs were going haywire because of cell phones? Smart Ass Cripple does! http://bit.ly/Zai10F
