"Ola, Seniorita. I am Danger. Carlos Danger."
I can't sit on the sidelines for another moment. Time to exercise my dormant parody song muscles, and throw together a little verse or two for you. It's to the tune of the Johnny Rivers classic "Secret Agent Man". Free of charge to anyone who may want to use it...
He's a man who they call Carlos Danger,
Even though he's technically a stranger,
If you merely ask,
He'll take off his mask,
Not in the same place as the Lone Ranger's,
He's the Weiner man,
His own Weiner fan,
He tweets and texts and sexts that weiner all across the land
