Friday, July 26, 2013

Carlos Danger

The Anthony Weiner story has so much potential for comedy, it almost makes me wish I was working in morning radio again. First you've got a guy named Weiner texting pictures of his namesake. Next we find out that he was using the pseudonym Carlos Danger. To me, that's even funnier than the ironic name/vice of Weiner. It sounds like a super hero/porn star name.

"Ola, Seniorita. I am Danger. Carlos Danger."

I can't sit on the sidelines for another moment. Time to exercise my dormant parody song muscles, and throw together a little verse or two for you. It's to the tune of the Johnny Rivers classic "Secret Agent Man". Free of charge to anyone who may want to use it...

He's a man who they call Carlos Danger,
Even though he's technically a stranger,
If you merely ask,
He'll take off his mask,
Not in the same place as the Lone Ranger's,

He's the Weiner man,
His own Weiner fan,
He tweets and texts and sexts that weiner all across the land