Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Carrie Muskat @CarrieMuskat 1m
#Cubs @ARizzo44 on the winter: "I'm home in Florida laughing every day. ... I felt sorry for everyone [in Chicago]"
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff 23h
Why do we honor Washington & Lincoln even though they both refused to answer questions about Benghazi?
Len Kasper @LenKasper 12m
For True Detective fans I created a simple forum to discuss: http://truedetective.freeforums.net . Pls heed welcome message. Let's have fun w/it.
Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks 14m
Just posted: @88PKane talks about Team USA's play so far, his Sochi experience and more. http://bit.ly/1dHSx0G pic.twitter.com/MyXKT7kfE5
Gawker @Gawker 20m
The military is considering using electric shock therapy to keep service members awake. Really. http://gaw.kr/HjkpE6O
Radio.com @radiodotcom 52m
Bruce Springsteen just remastered 10 of his best albums and put them on iTunes http://cbsloc.al/1bIxKv3
WGNMorningNews @WGNMorningNews 32m
There is a national clown shortage, and @LarryPotash is VERY WORRIED: http://bit.ly/1f9Dpe7 pic.twitter.com/5zy8OTMqoV
People magazine @peoplemag 33m
Woman arrested for not returning a VHS of Monster-in-Law 9 years ago. Yes, a VHS. Those things you use as doorstops. http://peoplem.ag/tKk4U
Nikki Knepper @queenofcussin 34m
It's not my house that smells, it's the people in my house. Farters. Read, share and like. Thank you. http://fb.me/1ZyFMZy1Q
The Onion @TheOnion 14m
An error in last week's horoscope has resulted in you having an encounter with a tall dark strangler | Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1gAtOfe
