Wednesday, August 20, 2014

School's Back In Session

Last year I rewrote the Alice Cooper song "School's Out" for the much more exciting day "School's Back". With apologies to Alice Cooper...

Well we’ll have no noise,
No more screaming boys,
No toys left to destroy,
No siblings to annoy,
Well, we can’t help smiling,
Watching you pout,
Don’t let the door hit ya,
On the way out.
School’s Back in Session
School’s Back For Autumn
School, They’re All Yours Now
No more “I’m bored”,
No “When’s Lunches?”
No more Wii games leading to punches,
While they’re sitting in class,
And hoping that they pass,
Our stereo’s at full blast,
Where’s my cocktail glass?
School’s Back in Session
School’s Back Completely,
School, They’re All Yours Now

I'm currently editing the "Father Knows Nothing" book which comes out for Christmas this year. Not sure whether or not this will make the final cut.