A man from Kimball, Michigan, was arrested earlier this month after a police search of his vehicle turned up a stolen firearm, drugs, and strangely enough, a box of live baby squirrels.
Sounds like the set up to a joke. A man walks into a bar with a gun, a joint, and a box of baby squirrels. I'm not sure how the rest of it goes, but I'm pretty sure the punchline includes the word "Nuts".