Funny Parenting Tweets

Laughed out loud at all of these...

[Bucket Lists]
2003:
1. Visit Rome
2. Go skydiving
3. Run marathon

2017:
1. Eat sitting down
2. Wake up naturally
3. Finish painting foyer

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 26, 2017

A year ago today my son tried to order "the penguin" off this menu. pic.twitter.com/U1Js9ZePwO

— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) March 27, 2017

How do you spell regret?

P L A Y- D O H

— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) March 28, 2017

If your child gives you the silent treatment, that's called a parenting win.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 28, 2017