Thanks to "SK" (an Irishman) for sending these...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short.
Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don't want to press your luck.
I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'furniture!
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
How does every Irish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? A bachelor.
What's the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk at the party
What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"
Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? Cause the grass tickles their balls
"I named my pee-pee 'Guinness' Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out. And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye 'e went from pale to stout!"
