House Hunter Tweets

My wife loves the show on HGTV, but we also make jokes about the budgets the couples have. Didn't realize it was a thing. These are funnier than the ones we say...

[House Hunters episode]

HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer

WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time

HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 19, 2017

[House Hunters episode]

HUSBAND: "I sell used 8-track tapes"

WIFE: "And I hang potatoes in people's garages"

HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K

— Josh M (@JG_KB24fan) April 20, 2017

[House Hunters episode]

HUSBAND: I'm a sandwich artist.

WIFE: And I have a blog about meat and beer.

HUSBAND: Our budget is $875K

— Billy J. Smith (@thatbillysmith) April 20, 2017