Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Sex Strike

In the latest issue of Marie Claire magazine, actress Janelle Monae has endorsed the ol' Lysistrata technique of getting men to care about women's rights. She is calling for a sex strike.

"People have to start respecting the vagina,” she told Marie Claire. “Until every man is fighting for our rights, we should consider stopping having sex. I love men. But evil men? I will not tolerate that. You don’t deserve to be in my presence.”

Of course, there's another name for a sex strike.

Marriage.

(Rimshot)

My wife loves that joke.