Today Donald Trump is having lunch with the enemy of the American people. The press. (Rimshot)
Seriously. He invited all of the network news anchors over to the White House to eat lunch with him.
Among the invitees: Scott Pelley (CBS), Fareed Zakaria, Jake Tapper and Wolf Blitzer (from CNN), Greta Van Sustern (MSNBC), and Brett Baier and Chris Wallace (Fox News).
If I were the CNN guys, I'd ask someone to taste their food for them before they eat. Once they are sure it's not poison, I double dog-dare one of them say: "This is fake food."