Looking for something to do tonight fellas? Try this conversation...
You: Hey honey, I heard about a book that you'll really like. It's called Cameo, and the author is having a book launch party tonight. Wanna go?
Her: Wait a second, here. You want to go to a book launch party for a book *I* would like?
You: Absolutely. You deserve it.
Her: Where is this party?
You; It's at a bar called Teasers on Higgins.
Her: A bar, huh? And I suppose they'll probably have NCAA basketball on the televsion there?
You: Does it matter? It's all about you and getting a book you'll love. And you can get it autographed by the author!