He's so sorry, Uncle Albert

This is drunker than I have ever been...and that's saying something.

MORE: Albert Belle arrest details. Court documents show he had a verbal altercation with the owner of a car he was urinating next to. Docs say Belle was shaking his genitals at the car owners daughter, 15. Police say upon arrival he was in control of a car, smelled of alcohol. pic.twitter.com/6oK99BEBXu

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