Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Horseface

When you look like this, should you really be calling a woman "horseface", Iguana-head? Seriously, Cheeto-face, do you or that swirling blonde badger on your head have any right to say something like that? Just asking on behalf of your feet, who haven't seen your face for years because of your big fat belly. Something to think about when you spend your four hours in the makeup chair every morning. That bronzer doesn't cover the rot on the inside. We can see it plain as day.