It's a Father Knows Nothing classic, and today's the day to post it...
*Today is also guitarist Adrien Belew's birthday. Adrien rates a chapter in Bobby Skafish's great rock and roll interview book, We Have Company.
*Two other celebs have birthdays today, and both of them make it into the pages of Randy Merkin's book Behind the Glass. Happy birthday to Eddie Vedder & Jim Harbaugh.