Tuesday, February 02, 2016

George Halas



Today would have been George Halas' birthday. Halas is obviously known for his contributions to the NFL, but he also has a connection to baseball and the Cubs. Here is his write up at Just One Bad Century...

~George Halas 1895 (Cubs fan 1900-1983)
Growing up in Chicago during the Cubs championship era (the first decade of last century), George Halas was a die-hard Cubs fan. When he was a boy, he and his friends used to hang around the player’s entrance at West Side Grounds and wait for Frank Chance to show up. When he arrived, the boys would beg the Peerless Leader to let them into the games for free. Chance obliged them on several occasions, something George Halas never forgot. Halas later became a baseball player himself. A month after World War 1 ended, he signed as a free agent with the New York Yankees. He eventually made it to the show for part of the 1919 season, but an injury ended his career after only 22 at bats.

The next year the Yankees had another right fielder; a little known fella with the last name of Ruth.

Halas obviously also excelled at football, and was one of the founders of the National Football League. He patterned the team colors after his college team (the University of Illinois), but he named them “The Bears” as a tribute to his favorite baseball team: The Chicago Cubs. Halas’ Bears even shared Wrigley Field with the Cubs for nearly 50 years. George Halas is a member of Pro Football’s Hall of Fame, and Chicago Bears fans will always revere him for his incredible success. But never forget, George Halas was a Cubs fan even longer.

Groundhogs Day

Puxnatawny Phil is predicting an early spring, in case you missed it. Although as my pal "TM" pointed out to me...



As for me, Groundhogs Day also reminds me of Buddy Hackett.



Rear View Mirror

Sorry, Iowa, but we're not coming back for four years. You've had your 24 months in the sunshine. No more. Please.

Rob Hart

Former WGN, WLUP, and FM News 101 newsman Rob Hart has signed on with WBBM News Radio.

Robert Feder has the details.

I interviewed Rob for Chicago Radio Spotlight a couple of times at his previous radio stops. You can read those here, if you're interested.

Monday, February 01, 2016

Helter Skelter

Rare film of Paul McCartney just goofing around with the song "Helter Skelter"...

Soccer Day

Yesterday was a long day for the Kaempfer family. We hosted a fundraiser for our soccer club, then we played (I coached, Sean played) two indoor soccer games. Congrats to Sean for scoring a goal. His grandmother gives him a dollar for every goal. (He passed his father on the all-time scoring list by the time he was 10.)

Traffic Alert

Good catch by Larz...

Lisa Dent


My newest Illinois Entertainer column has been posted. This month I spoke with brand new Hall of Famer, US-99's Lisa Dent.

You can read it here

Around the Publishing World (February 1)

At Chicago Author Solutions (a division of Eckhartz Press), we stay on top of happenings/trends in the publishing world to help out busy writers who are spending their time doing what they should be doing: writing.


1. 25 more hard truths about writing and publishing
These are excellent points, written by author Chuck Wendig. Tough truth, but also hope.

2. How Amazon Could Destroy College as we Know it
We always like to link to the amazon-will-take-over-and-ruin-the-world articles. It's really just to make you feel guilty every time you enjoy the unbelievably consumer friendly one-click world they have created. This article is a good one, though. Posted by Vox.com.

3. 7 Mistakes your making with your author blog and how to fix them
Nearly every author has a blog. If you don't, you should get one. At the very least it forces you to practice writing. At the most, it's a great way to stay in touch with your fans. This article by the Creative Penn has some good dos and don'ts.

4. A free e-book about Twitter for Writers
If you're still struggling with what, when, how, and why to tweet, this free e-book is a good primer.

5. Are big publishers using SEO Stacking on Amazon to stack the deck?
This is a really fascinating examination of a specific book by a major publisher and the really fishy reviews it received on amazon.

6. The downside of a world where everyone's an author
Yes, it's a mostly wonderful thing that anyone can become an author. However, some of the authors who never would have been published in the old days are jumping into this new publishing world feeling slightly entitled. Writer Derek Haines does his best to put them in their place.

7. 10 Things to consider when choosing a publisher
We find articles like this every week. It's an important subject for prospective authors, but too many don't bother to read them. This particular piece has tips for the traditional and the non-traditional route.

8. Author Groups That Can Help
Novels are notoriously difficult to promote. If you ever go to a novelist's book signing, talk to the people in the crowd there. The crowd will almost certainly contain fellow novelists. It's true. This article will connect you to author groups filled with people just like you...people that will happily attend your book signings when they occur.

9. What is Kindle Scout?
It's a contest. Jane Friedman explains.

10. Need Help With Your Publicity?
Chicago Author Solutions (that's us!) has an assortment of publicity packages that can help you publicize your book. We've had an incredible streak of success placing authors with traditional and non-traditional media outlets. Click at the link for more info.

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Great Advice

Thanks to "MH" for this one...

Ronald Reagan, The Pump Room, & St. Valentine's Day Massacre


I bet these three subjects have never been combined into one piece before.

Just One Bad Century goes there today, tying all three of them into Cubs history.

Its up to you, Iowa

Friday, January 29, 2016

Conan Meets His Censor

Pretty funny...

RIP Paul Kantner: An Excerpt from "Records Truly Is My Middle Name"

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Paul Kantner, the leader of Jefferson Airplane and Jefferson Starship, passed away yesterday at the age of 74. Kantner was inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1996. Time Magazine has the details.

In the book "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", John Landecker tells the story of his trip down to Dallas to record a song with the Jefferson Starship, and Paul Kantner played a memorable role. Here is that story...

In 1979, a momentous political event happened in Chicago. The city elected its first female mayor, Jane Byrne. By a strange twist of fate, Byrne became the Mayor of Chicago around the same time the song “Jane” by Jefferson Starship became a hit.

I had the idea to do a parody song about our mayor to the tune of that song. This is another story about the power of WLS. Because of who we were, and the number of listeners WLS had, someone actually managed to get Jefferson Starship to send me a mix of the song, recorded by the actual band, without any lead vocal on it.

I decided, in my grandiosity, that this wasn’t big enough. Now that I’m looking back at this, I can’t even begin to understand how in the world I pulled this off, but I did. I flew down to Dallas where Jefferson Starship was performing, and the record company flew in Jefferson Starship’s producer Ron Nevison with the original tracks to the song. Even though I was all fucked up on coke and couldn’t sing for shit, with the use of technical wizardry, Nevison somehow managed to put together a passable version of the song.

The hotel that night was wild. Just imagine, all of these people were staying there at the same time: Jefferson Starship, Molly Hatchet, Michelle Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas, and a former member of the Brady Bunch. It was quite the scene. The day after the recording, Paul Kantner, Nevison, Paula and I drove into Dallas. Kantner had some pot and lit up a joint in the car, but before passing it he warned me: “It’s really strong stuff.”

Paul was right.

He also said that Grace Slick told him that the shopping center we were going to reminded her of Oz. OK, Grace, if you say so.

My parody of “Jane” got a good reaction on the air, but it wasn’t the only song I wrote about Jane Byrne. Around this time, I hung out with a band called The Kind. After I got off the air, I would go out and see these guys, get drunk, go up on stage, and sing “Gloria” with them. Eventually I got The Kind to back me on another parody song about Jane Byrne called “Cabrini Green” which was done to the AC/DC song “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.” It was about her controversial and bizarre decision to move into the Cabrini Green housing projects to prove that they really were safe.

Dax Shepard and Kristin Bell do a video for Toto's "Africa"

Not bad...

The Hottest Neighborhood in America

Redfin is an on-line real estate brokerage, and they just-released their "Hottest Neighborhoods of 2016" report, which ranks neighborhoods in 32 cities across the country.

Of all the neighborhoods in all the big cities in America, Ukrainian Village (right here in Chicago) comes in at #1.

DNAinfo has the details.

The Post Super Bowl Colbert Show

Stephen Colbert's show announced yesterday who some of the guests are going to be on the live version of the show that will air right after the Super Bowl next Sunday. Pretty strong guest list including Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, and Key & Peale. There will also be a few surprise guests, and I'm going to go out on a limb and guess who one of those guests will be. During the show on Wednesday night Colbert teased that he had to fly out to Washington right after the show that night to tape something. Hmmm. Who lives in Washington that could be a big draw?

The Debate Freak Show

I couldn't stop flipping between the news channels last night. Trump was featured on CNN and MSNBC and the rest of the GOP candidates were on Fox News debating. It was one of the weirdest political nights of my lifetime...and I found myself rooting for Donald Trump!

I can't believe I'm writing that, but it's true. The Fox News debate looked boring and small without him. The other candidates, some of whom I would actually consider voting for, tried too hard to sound tough like Trump--and came off looking like dweebs. Meanwhile, Trump was holding court on his jet on CNN, and announcing to everyone that Roger Ailes called to apologize to him and beg him to attend.

That's about as good as it gets. Roger Ailes hasn't apologized in fifty years. And he has been the biggest bully in the media for the last fifteen years. Seeing him beg and squirm is a sight I thought I'd never see.

Don't get me wrong, I won't vote for Trump, and there was a moment last night where I realized he could actually be the next President...and I got a cold chill up my spine.

But for one night, I was with him.

UPDATE: The ratings are in. It was the second lowest rated debate so far.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

New PD at the Drive

Robert Feder has the details. His name is Rob Cressman, and he's coming here from Indianapolis.

No report really what plans he has for The Drive (97.1 FM), or what direction he is being pushed. I suspect it will be evident pretty soon.

RIP Rose L. Shure


This is one for my old radio pals. The headline calls her the Maven of the Microphone. Whenever I walked into a studio outfitted with Shure mics, I knew that I was encountering quality.

She was 95 years old.

Huckabee Ad

He's trying to do his version of the highly acclaimed Bernie Sanders Simon & Garfunkel ad, but wow did he miss the mark on this. The singing isn't bad, but the lyrics are ridiculous. Yikes.

Coming Soon To ESPN

Bring a hankie, Bears fans...

Donald Trump with Quotes from Mr. Burns

These are very funny memes. Pictures of Donald Trump with quotes from Mr. Burns on the Simpsons. Amazing how well they go together. One example below, the rest are here.

What Does Foster Avenue Have to Do With O'Hare?

This is a little bit of Chicago trivia that I never knew. The connection between Foster Avenue and O'Hare airport.

Read about it here at DNAinfo.

Jack Landreth

I worked with Jack at the Loop back in the day. At the time he was the producer of the Kevin Matthews show. He has gone to program a few stations out west. If you know of anyone looking for a talk-radio PD, he's a good one. From Radio Online...

News/Talk veteran Jack Landreth exits Entercom's KMBZ (NewsRadio 98.1/980)/Kansas City as Program Director. "I am extremely proud of what we have accomplished over the last four years as a team. Record ratings in our target demos have shattered all we thought we could do," said Landreth. His previous News/Talk experience spans over 16 years including PD posts at CBS Radio's KXNT and KSFN/Las Vegas and KTSA/San Antonio.

Landreth was also previously Director of AM News/Talk and Sports for Clear Channel/Tucson and Program Director for WWTN/Nashville. Reach him at Jack.Landreth@me.com.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Untouched Since 1972 Condo for Sale in Rogers Park

Dig it baby. And it's only $150,000 or so. This looks like it was a swingin' pad back in the day...(More pictures at the link)

A Simon & Garfunkel Song for All the Candidates

Just a Prospect

On this day in 1982, the Cubs traded their popular shortstop Ivan DeJesus to the Phillies for an older guy (Larry Bowa) and a young prospect. Not sure what happened to that young prospect.

Free Excerpt from "The Daly News": Commentary January 27, 1978

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As Robert Feder noted in his review of "The Daly News", one of the joys of Joel Daly's book is when he dips into his archives and shares some of his nightly commentaries. He did them for years and years and received Emmy awards for his work. This one was his commentary on January 27, 1978. His last one...


Georgie Jessel once said of show business: “Nothing is so permanent as change.” And that certainly includes television!

This is my last regularly scheduled commentary on this program.

It is the judgment of management that they are anachronistic, time-consuming and action-stopping; that they do not enhance the tempo of a contemporary news program, or properly utilize the new electronic tools of the trade.

Furthermore, it is their opinion that devoting myself to preparing a daily commentary dissipates energy and experience that might better serve the program in other ways.

So be it?

Ten years, more than 3,000 commentaries. Never sued, never censored. It’s a record of which I am proud.

Never intended to preach or provoke or hurt, the nightly essays into which I poured so much pride and effort were conceived simply to make you think and occasionally to make you smile.

Never a critical success, they didn’t fit the critic’s concept of biting controversy. Too much heart and not enough hardness I fear. But during the incredible decade just passed, they provided a forum for fact and opinion that would otherwise have been ignored.

I have a bookshelf of awards, including three Emmys. The last of which I am most proud: an award for “Best Television Writing.”

In a medium where so often the picture ignores perspective, and motion, becomes meaning, it was a great satisfaction to harvest the riches of language, to write a little poetry, to quote a little Shakespeare. Or e.e. cummings who said: “The reward in a job well done is having done it.” I have done it, and I am richly rewarded.

And, if it’s true, “nothing is so permanent as change,” nothing can change the permanency of the experiences we shared the past 10 years.

But now I look forward to new opportunities—new challenges and projects—that will still in some way say, “I’m Joel Daly.”

Throughout the year Eckhartz Press will be featuring a few more of Joel's commentaries. Not much was going on during his years as a commentator...other than Vietnam, Assassinations, War Protests, and Watergate. With the benefit of time, it's really something to see how prescient Joel really was during that tumultuous era.

Good Day Chicago Weekends

Robert Feder's headline this morning says it all: Half-assed as usual, Fox 32 hoists ‘Good Day Chicago’ on weekends

Seems a bit harsh, doesn't it? Read the article. It's right on the money.

A Twitter Notification

Not sure how to take this notification I got on Twitter last night...

World Star Content added you to list OG_WorldStar/niggas-who-should-follow

Seriously, I have no idea what that means. I looked on his/her? page and it doesn't seem like a racist list. Is it a compliment? I feel a thousand years old. I guess I'll have to ask my kids.

Trump Says He'll Skip Fox News Debate

He was upset that Megyn Kelly was supposed to be one of the moderators and was hinting that he might skip it because of his feud with her, but he really wasn't going to skip it. He was simply trying to play the refs like any basketball coach complaining about the fouls before the game (think Phil Jackson).

But then Fox News put out an incredibly snarky tweet taunting him. You know, like any professional news organization would do. This was their tweet...

"We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president. A nefarious source tells us that Trump has his own secret plan to replace the Cabinet with his Twitter followers to see if he should even go to those meetings.”

After he saw that, Trump told them to stick it. He's not showing up. And you know what, when I heard that, I thought "You get 'em Donald."

Do you honestly think a news organization that puts out a statement like that before a debate they are moderating would have been fair to him? Talk about unprofessional.

I know, I know, I can't believe I'm writing that either. Of course the candidates should be able to handle tough quesitoning, and of course they shouldn't get to pick the moderators (although they successfully kicked off Chris Matthews last time around, remember?). Of course they should have thicker skin, and of course Trump has shown that he can't handle it when he gets criticized. But that move by Fox News was pure bush league; third grade amateur school yard nonsense.

It was Trump-esque.

I can forgive it in a buffoon like Trump. I can't forgive it in a so-called news organization. For the first time since he started his campaign, I'm on Trump's side.

Which probably means he's making a terrible political mistake.

A New Agony of Defeat

Just imagine the Wide World of Sports music under this...

Abe Vigoda Really is Dead Now

This has been a running joke for years. Everyone assumed he was dead years ago. Now he really is.

Always loved Vigoda. He was great in the Godfather, but to me he will always be Fish. First on Barney Miller, then on his own show.

This is his touching farewell from Barney's show...

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

1967 Snow

I remember it well...



Here's a picture of my sister Cindy and I with our Opa in front of our apartment building on Lawrence Avenue that day...


Around the Publishing World (January 26)

At Chicago Author Solutions (a division of Eckhartz Press), we stay on top of happenings/trends in the publishing world to help out busy writers who are spending their time doing what they should be doing: writing.


1. The 50 Most Unacceptable Sentences in "City on Fire", In Order
City on Fire was named a Best Book of the Year by: New York Times, Washington Post, San Francisco Chronicle, NPR, Vogue, The Atlantic, and Newsday. Michiko Kakutani of the New York Times calls it: "A novel of head-snapping ambition and heart-stopping power—a novel that attests to its young author’s boundless and unflagging talents.” It was published by a major New York publisher, Knopf. Fellow writers, however, are less than impressed with the actual writing. There are 50 pretty good reasons why in the linked piece above.

2. One star book reviews
Once you publish a book you open yourself up to criticism. Just read the comments section below anything ever written (or, ironically, item #1 on today's list of articles). It's often needlessly harsh, nasty, and/or wrong. Even when you know it's coming, it still hurts when that criticism is directed at something you've worked on for a year or more. The writer of this linked piece has some good advice for how to handle it. It happened to him, and it can and will (probably) happen to you. Learn to embrace it and have fun with it. A little self-deprecating humor goes a long way.

3. The Social Media Skills Gap
Technology is moving at a ridiculous pace, and social media is leading the charge. As writers we need to stay on top of this, or at least make an effort not to turn into dinosaurs. The CEO of Hootsuite talks about the social media gap, and encourages business people to invest time in learning it. (We are, after all, also business people, right?)

4. Some writer humor
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5. What do you mean you'll Tweet My Book?
I know that you'll be tweeting all about your book, but did you know there are inexpensive ways to get others to tweet about it too? Some even specialize in reaching book readers. The link above will take you to one of those book tweeters. They call themselves...Booktweeters. Easy to remember.

6. 25 Debut Authors Share Their Advice for Getting Published
This comes from a literary agent's blog, so it features debut authors who have been published by traditional publishers. For those of you who still want to go this route, there is some good advice here.

7. Another Way of Branding Your Podcast
Lots of authors have chosen to promote their works through podcasts. This article examines the effectiveness of the podcasting world in general, and gives tips on other ways you can brand your podcast.

(Dave and I are meeting with a podcasting company on Thursday. Look for news about our upcoming podcast very soon.)

Future Hairstylist

You can question the idea of filming this, but I think it's something she will absolutely love when she grows up. It's also unbelievably cute...



Nearly 3 million views on YouTube.

Tracking Emotional Responses to Ads

I certainly understand advertisers wanting to have better data, but am I alone in thinking this sounds slightly creepy? From today's Variety...
For years, media companies have been trying to assess the reaction to their content and advertising among social-media users in a quantitative way. But they’ve been frustrated with the limited capabilities of “sentiment analysis” tools that capture only general positive or negative attitudes — with questionable accuracy.

Now Viacom thinks it’s finally found a buzz-monitoring tool for social chatter that’s “on fleek.” The media conglomerate’s Velocity integrated marketing and creative content arm has teamed with technology startup Canvs, which categorizes social-media comments into 56 emotional categories and uses a dictionary of 4 million words and phrases keyed into millennial slang and social-media shorthand.
It's like SABR metrics for human emotions.

"Can't believe that got a 56 OMG."

"I know, but it's also only a 37 LOL."

"Next!"

New York's Snow Storm

Love this video...

Throwback Tuesday

Today is the 30th anniversary of the Bears winning the Super Bowl. The Sun Times remembers that day with a throwback front page...

Some Intellectual Humor

Thanks so much to "DM" for this one. It's for the high-brow among you...

Planned Parenthood Case

I'm surprised this didn't get more coverage on the news yesterday. The Grand Jury investigating Planned Parenthood in Houston Texas (because of those videos), cleared Planned Parenthood of any wrongdoing, and indicted the people who made the video instead. From this morning's Washington Post...
“We were called upon to investigate allegations of criminal conduct by Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast,” Harris County District Attorney Devon Anderson said in a statement. “As I stated at the outset of this investigation, we must go where the evidence leads us. All the evidence uncovered in the course of this investigation was presented to the grand jury. I respect their decision on this difficult case.”
These are the videos that inspired the Republicans to attempt to shut down the government in order to de-fund Planned Parenthood. They insipred a man in Colorado to murder three people at the Planned Parenthood office there. Ted Cruz still says defunding Planned Parenthood is the first thing he'll do when he takes office. Carly Fiorina famously recited portions of the video that didn't exist.

And now, a grand jury (in Texas, no less) that was brought in specifically to look into this, indicted the videomakers and not the subject of the video.

That seems like a pretty big story to me.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Ten Years of Blogging: My Brush With Ernie



This year marks my tenth anniversary as a blogger, so all year long I'm digging into the archives to feature a few of my favorites from my 30,000+ posts. Today I'm featuring a story about the day I met my childhood hero: Ernie Banks. This seems like an appropriate week to feature it. Ernie passed away this week last year, and he would have celebrated his birthday this week as well. The story takes place in 1994. I originally posted it here on this blog back in 2007.


Michael Jordan and Ernie Banks are probably the two most famous and popular athletes to ever play in Chicago. Through a very odd twist of fate, I met both of them on the same day.





By Rick Kaempfer


In the early days of the John Landecker show on WJMK, I was often sent out in the field to cover big events and/or interview celebrities. Nobody was bigger in Chicago than Michael Jordan. When he retired from basketball the city was in collective shock.

When he announced that he had signed with the White Sox and was going to play baseball, we were even more shocked.

On February 7, 1994, I went to the press conference announcing Michael’s baseball contract. There was a media throng there unlike any I’d encountered before. So many credentialed members of the press were there, they had to set up bleachers for us.

This was the only time in my career that I had a chance to speak with Michael Jordan. I wish I could report to you what I asked or what he answered, but to be completely honest with you, I don’t remember. That wasn’t the most memorable moment of the day for me.

It also wasn’t watching Michael hit the ball in a batting cage, although I did take pictures of that for posterity. (That’s him in the White Sox uniform above.)

For me, the memorable moment occurred while the press was cataloguing every moment of Michael’s batting practice. I got bored after about five pitches, and looked around the room. I thought I was seeing things when I saw a familiar face about ten feet away from me. Since I already had the camera in my hand, I snapped a photo. (Yes, I know. I'll never be a professional photographer)

I must have been mistaken.

Was that my childhood hero Ernie Banks standing there? What would he be doing at a White Sox press conference?

I walked over and introduced myself. It really was him. He was wearing his “Mr. Cub—Ernie Banks” hat, and was watching the press reaction to Michael.

“What are you doing here?” I asked after I shook his hand.

“The Sox asked me to stop by,” he said.

“Do they usually ask you to stop by?” I asked.

“No, they don’t,” Ernie said. “But Michael is a friend, and I wish him the best.”

When other members of the press heard Ernie’s voice and saw that I was interviewing him, they all started to mosey over for a quote. I knew I wouldn’t have much more time to talk to him, and I had a million questions to ask him, but I was in professional mode—trying to get something for us to use on the air the next morning.

“So, how do you think he’ll do in baseball?” I asked.

“I think he’s going to be one of the all-time greats,” Ernie said.

With that, the press surrounded him, and I was slowly pushed aside. I never got a chance to talk to him about those incredible Cubs teams of the late 60s; my childhood heroes. I never got a chance to tell him how his upbeat and rosy outlook in the face of adversity was a lesson for us all.

On the other hand, I did discover why the White Sox asked him to come to the press conference. He was the only "expert" there who thought Michael was going to be a great baseball player.

Even the White Sox need that kind of optimism once in a while.

As the Sumner Turns

The LA Times headline says: Sumner Redstone to be examined by psychiatrist

The text of the article asks the question: Can Sumner Redstone pass a one-hour mental competency test?

Too easy. Even for me.

The bottom line here is that the judge finally agrees that it would be only fair to see just what kind of shape Redstone is in, instead of relying solely on his own doctors and his 'guardian' CEO Phillippe Daumann. Seems fair to me.

Telly Channels Bread

Will we ever be able to explain the 1970s to future generations?

An Idea

The National Review went to extreme measures last week trying to get conservatives to abandon Trump. They put out a special issue featuring 22 conservative pundits explaining why Trump is poison for their movement and the country.

Naturally, Trump's numbers went up. He's so cocky now, he said that he could shoot someone and still not lose voters. And that may very well be true.

So what can be done? This is very simple, if you ask me. I have a way that will make Trump's fans abandon him overnight. All it will take is one person saying three simple words.


The person is President Obama, and the words are: "I endorse Trump"

He'll be out of the race by the end of the week.

Friday, January 22, 2016

The Power of Dogs

This is a beautiful story. What a great idea...

Unleashing Tommy on the World

I saw the excitement in Tommy's eyes when he left for the "el" this morning on his way to Columbia College orientation. School starts for him on Monday--he's tranferring in as a Sophomore.

I shook his hand and said "This is the first day of your life, kid. Knock 'em dead." He was beaming. I've never seen him like that. So happy for him. I know it sounds crazy, but I would happily take that same ride again myself. Even the bumps in the road will be an adventure.

A Sarah Palin Statement

This is great. Thanks to "MJ" for pointing this out to me...

Stunning Music Sales Info


In 2015 the sale of "old music" outpaced the sale of "new music" for the first time in history.

Turns out you're not just getting old and crotchety. The new music out there really does suck.

Hee Haw

A brilliant production piece...

The Mix Gets a Prestigious Award

From this morning's RADIO-ONLINE...

The National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) will honor WTMX-FM/Chicago with its NAB Crystal Heritage Award, which will be presented during the NAB Show Radio Luncheon, held Tuesday, April 19 in Las Vegas. The Heritage Award recognizes radio stations that have won a total of five Crystal Radio Awards for exceptional year-round community service efforts. Only five other stations have received this honor in the history of the NAB Crystal Radio Awards.

Whether or not you are a fan of the Mix, you have to give them their due. They truly are a first-class organization.

Ted Williams Gets A Gig

Remember the story of disc jockey Ted Williams? He became an overnight sensation a few years ago when he was a homeless man living on the streets of Ohio. A passerby recorded him doing a DJ bit (a talk up) and it was obvious that Ted was a golden-throated talent, who was just down on his luck. Well, after his initial rise, Ted had a few relapses, and never did manage to secure a full-time gig. That changed this week. The RAMP Newsletter has the story...

It was five years ago when the industry was captivated by the story of Ted Williams, the former jock "with the golden voice" who was discovered living on the streets of Columbus, OH after years of drug and alcohol addiction destroyed his once promising career. After several attempts at a comeback (and several tough steps back in his progress), we were pleased to see that someone has taken a chance on Ted -- he's the new host of "The Ted Williams Golden Voice Show," heard weekday mornings on Inspirational WVKO-AM (1580 The Praise)/Columbus, OH, the same station where Williams began his radio career in the '80s. The gig marks Williams' first fulltime employment, in radio or otherwise, since 1993.

The Praise website contains an excellent in-depth piece by Columbus Dispatch writer Kevin Joy that describes Williams' long and winding journey back to radio, and the many personal challenges he still faces on a daily basis. Williams said he hasn't used drugs since Aug. 6, 2011. He now finds that the act of getting up every day and going to work has given him some much-needed structure and a sense of normalcy, as he said, "The sense of routine, the sense of belonging -- all of that is coming back."

Despite Williams' rough past and his sometimes rocky recovery, WVKO GM Mel Griffin, who worked with Williams in the early '90s at the former Miracle 106.3 (then WCKX-FM, the last station to employ Williams) says he didn't struggle with the decision to bring him aboard, saying, "We teach and preach about giving second chances; sometimes we're given third and fourth and fifth chances. We all have issues and problems." Griffin reports the early feedback to Williams' new show is encouraging, saying, "People are just happy to hear his voice and know he is working."

Jophery Brown



One of the most interesting stories in Cubs history is the story of Jophery Brown. He's celebrating a birthday today, and is featured thusly on JOBC...

~Jophery Brown 1945 (Cubs 1968)
The story of Jophery Brown’s Cubs career is a short one. He pitched exactly two innings of one game on a Saturday afternoon, September 21, 1968, at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh. Joe Niekro started that game for the Cubs against the Pirates, but he simply didn’t have it. He gave up four runs in the fourth inning, so Cubs manager Leo Durocher sent Brown out to start the 5th inning. The first batter he faced was Maury Wills. Wills singled to center. Freddie Patek batted second, and he sacrificed Wills to second base. Brown must not have felt too comfortable on the mound with Matty Alou, Roberto Clemente, and Don Clendenon due up next, but he buckled down, and got Alou to fly harmlessly to left field. That brought up future Hall of Famer Roberto Clemente. There was no question what had to be done in this situation. Cubs catcher Randy Hundley held up four fingers, and Brown intentionally walked the fierce Pittsburgh slugger to face Don Clendenon. If you mention the name Clendenon to Brown today, it would probably still elicit a groan from him, because Clendenon singled to left, driving in Maury Wills. That run turned out to be the only one given up by Jophery Brown in his big league career.

Brown pitched one more year in the minors after that, developed arm trouble, and retired from the game at the ripe old age of 24. But Jophery Brown certainly didn’t go quietly. Even during his minor league career he had dabbled in Hollywood, working as a stuntman for the television series “I Spy” (starring Bill Cosby). When his baseball career was officially over, he returned to Hollywood and was soon working steadily. Among his 117 feature films and television shows, Jophery Brown has done stunts for “Live and Let Die,” “Papillon,” “Smokey and the Bandit,” “Convoy,” “Foul Play,” “The Blues Brothers,” “Vacation,” “Scarface,” “To Live and Die in LA,” “Die Hard,” “Speed,” “Get Shorty” and all three “Lethal Weapon” movies.

The many famous people on Jophery Brown’s “Brushes with Greatness” list are truly astounding, but if you asked him which celebrity impressed him the most, would it be one of those Hollywood legends with stars on the Walk of Fame, or would it be one of his teammates with plaques in Baseball’s Hall of Fame? Hall of Famer Billy Williams played left field behind him and threw the ball back to the infield after Clendenon’s RBI hit. Ron Santo was at third base. Fergie Jenkins was a fellow member of Brown’s pitching staff. Mr. Cub himself, Ernie Banks, was the heart and soul of that 1968 team. Even the manager of the Cubs, Leo Durocher, was a future Hall of Famer. That’s not to say that Brown’s Hollywood career hasn’t been remarkable, because it surely has. But how many players in MLB history managed to play only two innings in the big leagues, and can still say they played for a Hall of Famer, played with four Hall of Famers, and pitched to another Hall of Famer? I’m betting Jophery Brown has told that story to his Hollywood friends more than a few times, and even they were impressed.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Colbert on the Trump/Palin Lovefest

Very funny...

Free Excerpt From Records Truly Is My Middle Name: Wolfman Jack

If he was still alive, today would be Wolfman Jack's birthday. The Wolfman may have been one of the most famous disc jockeys of all time. He was never on the air full-time in Chicago, but he did occasionally come to town. One time he even guest DJed on WLS. John Landecker tells that story in his book "Records Truly Is My Middle Name"...


In the ’70s, one of my hobbies was making movies. I shot lots of home movies on Super 8mm film and taped soundtracks to play with them. They were good enough to show at parties for my friends from the radio station. We called these screenings “The Clique Film Festivals.” Everyone who saw those films loved them, but that was probably because they were often the stars of the movies. I filmed quite a few of them at WLS.

My favorite home movie starred Wolfman Jack. Yes, the real Wolfman Jack.

Bob Sirott was on vacation, and Wolfman Jack was brought in to fill in for him. I probably drove him crazy running around and filming while he was on the air, although Wolfman and I also shared a common bond. As nighttime rockers we hated a lot of the lame music that AM radio played. The Wolfman had been on the air less than an hour when he decided that our playlist was crap.
“This is not what the Wolfman plays!”

Of course, after a few tunes of his own selection, the Wolfman was visited in the studio by our program director. I was filming from the control room through a glass window and captured that moment on film. Radio people always get a big kick out of watching that particular part... even the Wolfman had to put up with program directors. The Wolfman also gave me a great way to end the movie. He led a conga line out of the studio and into the hallway as the O’Jays sang “Love Train.”

(Epilogue: I was on the air after Wolfman that night, and noticed that he left an open pack of Kool cigarettes on the console. When I peeked inside the pack, it was filled with these funny looking cigarettes with twisted ends on them — certainly not Kools. I tried them later. I remember getting very hungry. And sort of horny too.)

That appearance is out there on YouTube. Listen to it below, you can hear the Love Train segment at the end of it.

The Munsters

To be fair and bipartisan, John Kerry is also a dead ringer for Herman.

His Old Stomping Grounds

Thanks to "BD" for this one...

Take It Easy

One of the highlights of Tuesday night's Springsteen show...his tribute to Glen Frey. I haven't written about that show because I'm still processing it. It was an oddly emotional experience and I can't put into words what it meant to me.

As the Sumner Turns

The publicity around Sumner's current mental capacity has led to a lawsuit from investors who want the company to stop giving so much money to a man who is clearly not contributing. That led to this news today in Tom Taylor's NOW column...

Viacom says it slashed payouts to Sumner Redstone and CEO Philippe Daumann. The operative phrase is “under pressure.” The board didn’t wait long to reveal this, after a shareholder suit was filed and after the questions about Executive Chairman Sumner Redstone and his past girlfriends and present mental condition. Viacom says it chopped Sumner’s total compensation for 2015 from about $13 million to $2 million. While the bonus for Viacom CEO Daumann was trimmed 30%, to $14 million. (Daumann’s sometimes referred to by observers as “the son Redstone never had.”) You read here yesterday about the shareholder suit questioning the large amounts paid to Redstone when he was allegedly “physically and mentally incapacitated.” And piling on, Viacom shareholder SpringOwl Asset Management challenges the company to improve the stock price by (among other things) pushing out Redstone and Daumann. Of course anything that affects Viacom like that also affects the other company controlled by Sumner Redstone – CBS.

"But this is my company," a mentally alert Sumner might say. "I built it into what it is today."

"Yes you did," the investors would respond. "Now give me my money and get out of the way old man."

"How could you do this to me?" he might wonder, before remembering. "Ooooh. That's right. This is exactly what I did to people my entire adult life. My whole life was a ruthless insatiable money grab."

(Knock Knock)

"Who is it?"

"It's Karma. Is Sumner there?"

(And, Scene)

Breaking Through the Glass Ceiling

This is a momentous occasion...the first ever full-time female NFL coach.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

1985

I remember this winter vividly...

Is there another planet in our solar system?

According to this Newsweek article, two scientists in California are convinced that there is another planet beyond Neptune. They are tentatively calling it Planet Nine. There's a video at the link, if you're interested. The scientists attempt to explain why they believe this, even though that planet has not yet been seen.

A little above my pay grade, but definitely interesting.

Chicago Radio Ratings

From Tom Taylor's NOW Column this morning...

AC/Christmas WLIT (iHeart) scored a 14.2 share a year ago in this book, and it nearly repeats that this time (3.3-6.6-13.9). It wins every daypart except mornings. #2 station for the total week (and morning drive champ) is CBS all-news WBBM/WCFS (5.9-7.0-6.8), and third is iHeart’s urban AC “V103” WVAZ (6.0-6.1-5.8). Quite a holiday-induced drop for Hubbard’s fourth-place hot AC “Mix” WTMX (5.4-4.7-4.2). Fifth is iHeart’s urban WGCI (3.3-3.2-3.5). The country rivals are tied-for-thirteenth “US 99.5” WUSN (CBS) going 2.8-3.0-2.3. and iHeart’s “Big” WEBG (2.0-1.8-1.7). In talk, the players include Tribune’s talk WGN (3.6-3.8-3.3) and Cumulus-owned talk WLS (1.8-1.6-1.6). In classic hits, Cumulus WLS-FM is steady (2.8-2.8-2.8) versus CBS WJMK (3.3-2.9-2.3). CBS all-sports “Score” WSCR (2.2-2.2-2.0) tops Disney-owned/ESPN-run WMVP (2.5-2.0-1.9). WLIT’s market-leading weekly cume averages 3,636,500.

Kris Kelley

When the former Chicago broadcaster died in Philadelphia the other day at the age of 45, everyone wondered about the cause of death. According to the RAMP newsletter this morning, that question has been answered...

As the industry continues to mourn the recent untimely passing of former programmer Kris Kelley, RAMP has learned from sources close to Kelley's family that the medical examiner has ruled that her death was caused by choking on some food. There was no evidence of foul play or any other reasons for further investigation.

Trump & Palin

Yesterday Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for President, and Trump hinted that she would be his running mate if he gets the nomination.

Now I'm really looking around for the Punk'd cameras.

Please tell me I'm just having a very bad dream. It is slowly but surely becoming impossible to write satire in this country. Reality is far more ridiculous.

Glen Frey

Saw this for the first time this morning. Obviously Henley is the one who sang it on the record. Also had no idea it was the first song he and Henley wrote together...

Glenn Frey, "Desperado"

Letterman, 1983.

Posted by Ted Slowik Music on Monday, January 18, 2016