I've begun to spend a few minutes every day reading my twitter feed. Here are ten that caught my eye today...
Chris Rock @chrisrockoz
Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don't really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don't really mean it.
The New Yorker @NewYorker
The magazine’s endorsement of Barack Obama describes his first-term achievements and vision for America’s future: http://nyr.kr/QC0sx5
Josh Liss @JoshLissSports
All the @cbschicago "experts" are picking Bears over the Lions, but I'm the only one thinking low scoring game. http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/19/expert-picks-bears-wont-have-problem-with-lions/ …
Eddie Volkman @EddieVolkman
My wife tried my #DrPepper10 and didn't like it. Umm, didn't their marketing department sufficiently warn you?
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?
Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
Do you ever wake up and it feels like the night before when you went to sleep you were ten years old?
Sports Illustrated @SInow
"Lance Armstrong has no place in cycling and he deserves to be forgotten in cycling.'' - ICU President Pat McQuaid http://on.si.com/SdDhg9
Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
By far, Lance Armstrong's darkest legacy will be that he convinced millions of men it was okay to wear bike shorts.
karl ravech @karlravechespn
Cards won 6 straight winner take all games, giants have won 5 elimination games this post season..it's a horror movie, monsters won't die
Josh Marshall @joshtpm
TPM Electoral Scoreboard moves to Obama: 271, Romney: 199 as Ohio moves from Toss Up to Lean Obama http://core.talkingpointsmemo.com/election/scoreboard …
