I've begun to spend a few minutes every day reading my twitter feed. Here are ten that caught my eye today...
Richard Roeper @richardroeper
Even for Trump, that was embarrassing. He literally doesn't understand the difference between "news" and "publicity stunt."
John Berman @johnsberman
On a day like today, I long for the contents of Al Capone's vault.
CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor
Donald Trump is quickly becoming the least entertaining Bond villain ever.
Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
Attention parents: if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won't grow up to be Donald Trump.
davidfrum @davidfrum
Trump's genius plan. Trap Obama into releasing his transcripts. Then blast him as an "elitist" when he is shown to have earned straight As.
SportsPickle @sportspickle
Warren Moon Says Criticism of Blaine Gabbert is Not Racially Motivated: "He just sucks" - http://su.pr/2XSa81
Eric & Kathy @EricandKathy
Survey Show: 28% of men truly believe that they have the knowledge to write a manual on how to "do it" with a lady... #MIXMindBender
Melissa Clouthier @MelissaTweets
Woman gets plastic surgery, doesn't tell future hub, they get married and have an ugly baby: http://bit.ly/RilJ2C Divorce ensues.
The Daily Beast @thedailybeast
Powell Endorses Obama http://thebea.st/S8iiwj #cheatsheet
Greg Sargent @ThePlumLineGS
RT @fivethirtyeight: Obama up to 71% in our forecast, his highest since Oct. 9, on favorable trend in nat'l trackers. http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com
