Friday, February 17, 2023

Media Notebook--2-17-23















MEDIA NOTEBOOK

A curation of news items about the media from this past week, with a particular emphasis on Chicago

(By Rick Kaempfer)



RADIO/PODCASTS

 

*Sports Talk Reunion

=ESPN Radio in Chicago is throwing itself a 25th anniversary party on March 24. (Get tickets here). As part of that extravaganza, take a look at who is reuniting for the show! Looking forward to this one…

=I wrote about Mac, Jurko & Harry at the height of the show’s popularity. It was also the height of the intra-show tension. You can read that piece here.

 

 

*National Radio Hall of Fame

=Nominations are being accepted for the National Radio Hall of Fame between now and March 31st. If you want to nominate someone, click here. There are quite a few Chicago greats that aren’t in the Hall of Fame yet. From the 1960s, the great Ron Britain hasn’t gotten the nod. From the 1970s, somehow Fred Winston hasn’t been recognized. From the 80s and 90s, how is it possible that Bob Stroud and Kevin Matthews (both finalists last year) are not in there? I’m a little biased, but I have a few authors in my publishing company stable that should be in there too, including Bobby Skafish and Mitch Michaels. Support your favorite candidates.


 

*WSHE Valentines Cards

=Wonderful gesture made this week by WSHE radio in Chicago (100.3 FM). They collected and donated thousands of Valentine’s Day cards for La Rabida Children’s hospital. Brenda Wolf, President & CEO of LaRabida Children’s Hospital said: “It’s just so heartwarming and wonderful to know that there’s so many people and organizations in Chicago that would take the time to do something like this. This really means so much to our kids, families, and staff.”


*Tease of Sky Daniels interview

=My next interview for Illinois Entertainer (due March 1) will be with the legendary rock jock Sky Daniels. I have so much material from the interview that I had a hard time keeping it down to 900 words. So…I thought I’d give you a few free bonus stories that didn’t make the final cut. Here’s one about the origins of The Loop…“That station was Lee Abrams’ baby,” Daniels says. “He doesn’t get enough credit for what he meant to that radio station, because it really was his vision. He wasn’t afraid of bandoleros. He wasn’t afraid of really strong personalities. He called me and said ‘I’m going to create the New York Yankees of rock radio here in Chicago. I’m going to handpick every single jock and get the very best there is, with the right personality, and the right character. I want you to do nights, and I want you be music director.’ I’m thinking ‘I’m #1 in Detroit and having a good time here.’ Steve Dahl called me and said, ‘Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how big this is going to be? This is the big time. You gotta take this job, man.’ He talked me into it.”

 

 

*First Look for Charity Auto Show 2023

=Before the Auto Show went live to the public, a charity event was staged for Chicago’s glitterati. Lou Manfredini (WGN Radio) and Alex Maragos (Channel 5) were the emcees and auctioneers this year. The event benefited Misericordia, Heart of Mercy.



 

*Podcast Corner

=New Podcast on WBEZ: Shoes Off: A Sexy Asians Podcast. This sounds like a fun one. Susie An and Esther Yoon-Ji Kang and producer Stephanie Kim put the show together. They interview Asian artists that are sexy. Some examples here. 

=It’s a running joke that everyone in America has a podcast. This week you can add Ice-T to the list. Someday it will be true.  

 

 

*The Loop Files

=This week’s trip into my old Loop files is a piece from 1993. My co-writers and I spent a night out on the town with Buzz Kilman. It was an eye-opener.


 

*Camp Broadcast

=Chicago-area native Sam Alex (a national radio & TV personality) is doing his fourth annual masterclass for high school and college age journalists and broadcasters. This year it’s taking place May 13-14 at Northwestern University. As part of the camp, students are able to interview celebrities and professional athletes for their reels. Click here for more information.


 

*Former Chicago Radio Update

=Brian Wheeler worked in Chicago radio for a while at WMAQ, WBBM-AM, WGN, and was very highly involved in Loyola Ramblers sports for WLUW. (He was replaced there in ’84/’85 by Lou Canellis). He also worked on Chicago White Sox pre and post game radio shows, and Northwestern University games, but later moved into NBA work, with the Bulls, the Sacramento Kings, the Seattle Supersonics, and for the past 21 years, the Portland Trail Blazers. Unfortunately, Brian isn’t doing well these days. He is facing health and financial difficulties. His friend Rachel Taylor has set up a GoFundMe page for him. It’s here if you’d like to help.


 

 

MEDIA BIRTHDAYS/MILESTONES

 

February 12—Wendy Snyder birthday

=Wendy has seen it all in Chicago broadcasting at radio stations like the Loop, Q-101, WCKG, WGN, and WLS. I’ve interviewed her many times over the years, including this one in Illinois Entertainer from 2013 when she and Bill Leff first re-started their show together on WGN.


 

February 12—Allison Rosati birthday

=Allison has been with Channel 5 for more than 30 years now. She initially garnered attention doing First Thing in the Morning with Bob Sirott. Of course, she’s been the main anchor for the 5, 6, and 10 O’Clock news for many years now.


 

February 12—Alison Payne birthday

=The popular WGN-TV news anchor was only 57 years old when she passed away in 2021.


 

February 12, 1953—Channel 2 Changes Call Letters to WBBM-TV

=The TV station call letters were changed after CBS acquired it. They already owned AM 780 and FM 96.3 (since 1929!), and both of those stations went by the call letters WBBM (and still do).

 


February 13—Jim Foster birthday

=Foster has been a jack-of-all-trades for WDRV for the past decade. He also has worked for Steve Dahl, produced a morning show at the Loop, and more.

 


February 13—Jerry Springer birthday

=Jerry is 79 this year. He will always be remembered for his time in Chicago when his Jerry Springer Show became a national sensation. On the other hand, his stint as a commentator on the Channel 5 News eventually led to the departure of both Carol Marin and Ron Magers, the star anchors at the time.



February 14—Pat O’Brien birthday

=Not many people remember that the former CBS Sports and Access Hollywood host got his big television break here in Chicago at Channel 5. He has since covered six Olympic Games, the World Series, the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals and the Final Four. Unfortunately for Pat, he will probably always be remembered for a series of embarrassing voicemails that became public in 2005. (Warning, this is a NSFW recording, to say the least). His career has never really recovered.


 

February 14—Rick O’Dell birthday

=For years he was the pre-eminent host on WNUA Radio, during their jazz days. He is now the programmer for Me-TV radio, which has become a phenomenon. I interviewed him about that in 2021 for Illinois Entertainer.


 

February 14—Janet Sutherland birthday

=Sutherland is a former Chicago radio reporter where she was heard covering Supreme Court cases, Illinois legislation, health news and prison stories on WMAQ, WLS, WGN, KMOX, UPI Radio and 75-plus radio stations on the Illinois and Wisconsin Radio Network. In 2004, she suffered a brain aneurysm. Her long and painful recovery is chronicled in the book Nose Over Toes.


 

February 16—Joy Masada birthday

=Joy is probably best remembered for her days as part of the Danny Bonaduce show (on the Loop) and her stint as the producer of the Murphy in the Morning show on Q-101. She also had a five year run at WCKG.

 


February 17—Cheryl Raye Stout birthday

=Cheryl has been a sports reporter at WBEZ for more than 25 years now. She previously worked for WMAQ (producer of Chet Coppock’s original sports talk show) and WMVP. Her nephew is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. I interviewed Cheryl for Chicago Radio Spotlight in 2012.


 

February 17—John Roach birthday

=John Roach was the genius creator of The Sportswriters on TV (with Rick Telander, Bill Jauss, Bill Gleason, and Ben Bentley), which ran in Chicago from 1985-2000. He also wrote a film called The Straight Story which was nominated for an Academy Award. He lives in Madison Wisconsin these days.

 


February 18, 1998—Harry Caray dies

=A momentous day in Chicago broadcasting history. The Cubs had just signed his grandson Chip to work in the booth alongside Harry, but Harry never made it to Opening Day. Hard to imagine a more beloved announcer in history. Harry’s been gone now for 25 years and he’s still remembered by legions of fans who probably never heard him live.

=I met Harry many times over the years. I wrote about several of those encounters here, if you’re interested.


 

 

TV/STREAMING

 

 

*The Catchy Comedy Network

=Weigel Broadcasting Co. announced a re-brand of their Decades channel. It will begin on March 27, 2023, with the launch of CATCHY COMEDY. “Catchy Comedy is a celebration of the very best in classic television comedy and will showcase and celebrate a who’s who of funny women and TV legends,” said Neal Sabin, Vice-Chairman of Weigel Broadcasting Co. “We are excited to bring an all-comedy approach with this exciting rebrand of DECADES evolving into Catchy Comedy. Weekdays we will showcase hilarious series with a strong appeal to women, or with female characters that redefined and expanded the role of women in television. Then in primetime we will feature groundbreaking comedy and characters from the legendary Norman Lear, and in late nights we will present some of the smartest and best written comedy series on television. Viewers really will be able to ‘catch all the laughs’ on Catchy Comedy.”

 


*Andy Shaw and Paul Meincke

=These two guys were synonymous with Channel 7 News for decades. Good to see they are still friends. Andy posted this on his Facebook page this week. He gave me permission to re-print it here…


Paul and Andy back together,

On a night with stormy weather,

Telling tales til’ past eleven,

‘Bout our days at Channel 7.


Man, we shared some vintage times,

Doin’ news and slingin’ rhymes,

Paul liked limericks, short and sweet,

I chose couplets, simpler beat.

 

But that was just a bit of fun,

Our working lives were run and gun.

I chased pols, both good and bad,

He told stories, many sad.

 

TV news was big in Chi,

We were on an endless high,

But finally we said good-bye,

Adios, a sign-off sigh.

 

So on this night we toasted life,

Mostly joy but also strife,

Watching offspring grow and bloom,

And hatching grands to fill the room.

 

Yes we’re geezers, mighty old,

But young at heart and still quite bold.

He’s a craftsman, a woodworking star,

I’m a golfer, miles from par.

 

Mr. Meincke, Mr. Shaw,

Brothers yes, but not by law,

Ours a bond that’s deep and strong,

Tell me Paul that I ain’t wrong!

 

 

*Eddie & Jobo, The Rom-Com

=From the evil geniuses of the WGN-TV morning show, Jeff Hoover and Mike Toomey. They reprise their roles as Eddie & Jobo for Valentine’s Day. Note the cameo appearance at the end of the bit.


 

*Jack Taylor Tribute

=Nobody writes an obituary like the Chicago Tribune’s Bob Goldsborough. This came out just after my column last week, but I thought it was good enough to feature this week. Among the people quoted in the piece, former Taylor colleagues Steve Ruxton and Linda Marshall.



*Charges Dismissed Against NewsNation Reporter

=Evan Lambert, a correspondent for NewsNation, was arrested for criminal trespass and resisting arrest last week while covering the Ohio train derailment story. His actual crime? Irritating the Governor of Ohio who was trying to hold a press conference at the time of Lambert’s live shot back to the network. It was all on video. After reviewing it, all charges were dropped by the Ohio Attorney General.




*Yamiche Alcindor steps away from PBS

=She announced the news via Twitter


 

*Cable News Corner

=Jake Tapper’s Executive Producer Frederico Quadrani was fired this week by CNN for sexual improprieties with an underling. According to this piece, Tapper himself was presented with evidence and turned in his producer.

=Fox News anchors never believed election fraud claims. Dominion has their sworn testimony (not one claimed to believe it) and their e-mails and texts while it was happening. It's normally impossible to prove defamation, especially when dealing with a press organization. This time it may actually happen.

 

 

*Derek Jeter to join Fox Sports studio team

=After his MLB ownership debacle in Miami, Derek Jeter has opted to give a shot at being in the broadcast studio/booth. I suspect he will be very good at it.

 

 

*Super Bowl News

=Huge ratings for this year’s game. Fox drew 113 million viewers for the game, making it the most-watched Super Bowl in six years and the third most-watched TV show ever. (Behind the Super Bowl in 2015 and 2017)

=Much has been made of the fact that Joe Biden opted not to do an interview during the Super Bowl pre-game show on Fox this year. The reason is pretty obvious. The same reason Donald Trump refused to do an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt during the Super Bowl pre-game a few years ago. 

 

 

*Ted Lasso finally returning

=It’s about time! I was getting ready to cancel my Apple subscription.


 

 

PRINT MEDIA

 

*Sports Illustrated Lays Off 17 Staffers

=Times are rough at traditional publications like Sports Illustrated, especially in the print arena. According to this piece, it sounds like more investments will be made in the digital division.


 

 

*New York Times Called Out for Coverage of Transgender Issues

=Over 200 NYT contributors sent a letter to the Times complaining about bias in the coverage of transgender and non-binary individuals and issues. The letter is here, if you’d like to read it. They obviously made it public.


 

 

SOCIAL MEDIA

 

*TikTok CEO Launches Aggressive Push to Fend Off Ban

=When both political parties in the US are against you, it has a tendency to get your attention. TikTok CEO Show Zi Chu sees the writing on the wall and is making a last ditch push with lawmakers on both sides of the aisle to save his huge American audience. The Washington Post has an exclusive report.

 

 

Why your Twitter feed seems like it’s all about Elon Musk

=This is what happens when an egomaniac gains control of a social media platform. According to Platformer, Elon Musk was so upset that Joe Biden’s Super Bowl tweet got more engagement than his own, he threatened to fire engineers working for him, and had 80 employees work on making sure his tweets are viewed by more users. The Verge has more info.


 

 

MJ

 

*Happy birthday Michael Jordan

=Not technically a media story or even part of a media category, but this is still Chicago, so what the heck.


 

 

As always, if you have any media story you’d like to share or think that I might be interested in sharing, drop me a line at rick@eckhartzpress.com or amishrick@yahoo.com. If you're in Chicago media and wondering why I didn't mention your birthday, it's probably because I don't know it. Drop me a line and let me know and I'll put you on my calendar.


If you're interested in some of my other projects from this week...

Minutia Men:  The Silly Walk Workout

Minutia Men Celebrity Interivew: The Mad Drummer Steve Moore

Minutia Men Celebrity Interview Classic: Tommy Chong

Free Kicks with Adam & Rick: Breaking the Law

Meet the Eckhartz Press Author: Pat Colander

From the Eckhartz Book Shelf: Brandwidth

EveryCubEver: Charlie Grimm

My latest novel: Back in the D.D.R

A free excerpt from the book: Olympic Ski jumping


EveryCubEver: Charlie Grimm

I've been working on revising the book for the upcoming 5th edition (which will be out on Opening Day). Thought I'd share a few of these EveryCubEver entries with you while I worked...


Charlie Grimm 1898--1983 (Cubs player 1925-1936, Cubs manager 1932-1938, 1944-1949, 1960)
They called Charlie Grimm “Jolly Cholly” because he was a fun-loving guy who always seemed to be happy during his 20 seasons as a player. He played the banjo to loosen up the team on long train rides, and was a constant chatterbox on the field. He was so beloved by his teammates that Phillip K. Wrigley named him to manage the team while he was still a player (Charlie played first base). His laidback and tolerant approach seemed to coax great performances from mediocre teammates and legendary performances from great players. Taking over the team from the despised disciplinarian Rogers Hornsby in 1932, Charlie led the team to the pennant that season. He was also the manager of the 1935 pennant winners and the last Chicago team to win the National League for many years — the 1945 Cubs. After he stepped down as a manager, he remained in the Cubs front office in one capacity or another for the rest of his life. He was such an important part of Cubs lore that his wife was allowed to spread his ashes in Wrigley when he died in 1983.

                Historical note: On the day the 1932 Democratic Convention began in Chicago (which nominated FDR for the first time), Charlie slammed a homer to help beat the Reds 7-0 at Wrigley Field.

Thursday, February 16, 2023

The Eckhartz Bookshelf: Brandwidth

 With over 80 books in our library, this year we're taking some time every week to highlight one of the books on the Eckhartz bookshelf. This week we're featuring the media book Brandwidth: How Big Broadcasting is Missing the Mediamorphosis, written by radio programmer Kipper McGee.


Will broadcasting exist in 2025? How about YOUR brand?

As in the past, rapidly evolving technologies are bound to produce winners and losers. The question: WHO will they be?

In BrandWIDTH: How Big Broadcasting is Missing the MEDIAmorphosis, veteran broadcaster and new media pioneer Kipper McGee explores why the top broadcast players are facing financial Armageddon and what unencumbered brands (whether broadcast groups, stations, talent or any business) can learn from their mistakes.

The writing has been on the web for decades. Now Kipper reveals common traits of the biggest failures and offers powerful takeaways for ANY brand planning to thrive in the ever-changing digital world order. And he does it with the help of a talented artist named Jessica Hagy.

Jessica Hagy (with comics)The illustrations in the book are Jessica Hagy’s. She is an artist and writer best known for her Webby award-winning blog, Indexed (www.thisisindexed.com). A fixture in the creative online space, Jessica has been prolifically illustrating, consulting, and speaking to international media and events since 2006. Her work has been described as “deceptively simple,” “undeniably brilliant,” and “our favorite reason for the Internet to exist.” Her style of visual storytelling allows readers to draw their own conclusions and to actively participate in each narrative. Her images don’t always tell us what to think; quite often, they elegantly offer us ideas to think about.” She mixes data (both quantitative and qualitative) with humor, insight, and simple visuals to make even the most complex concepts immediately accessible and relevant. Her commissioned work frequently appears in various web formats, galleries, books, magazines, newspapers, television outlets, and advertising campaigns. She lives and works in Seattle, Washington.

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

The Sweetest Words in the English Language


Bill Holub is an old friend and colleague from my days at the Loop. Years ago I asked him to write about a phrase he used to utter every year in the hallways of the Loop when he heard that spring training was beginning. He called it "The Sweetest Words in the English Language." It's become a tradition to repost his piece every year on that momentous day.


Today's the day!


THE SWEETEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

By Bill Holub

“Pitchers and catchers report”.

These are indeed the sweetest words in the English language. Friends have been hearing me recite this every year at this time. I once had an old poker playing friend who used to say the sweetest words have always been “I’ll play these”. This is the same friend who couldn’t win even when dealt a pat hand. That however is a story for another time and place, where an explanation of the relationship between the quantity of beer consumed, what the cards in your hand really look like and the amount of money you bet can be fully explored. It’s really something scientists should be looking at.

In the meantime, I apologize to all those who came here looking for a sentimental dialogue on romance. I’m sorry to say it but the sweetest words in the English language are not “I love you”. Now that I think of it, this may instead be a sentimental dialogue on romance and baseball.

It’s funny how the two always converge around Valentine’s Day. Spring fever is referred to as that time of year when things start to bloom as the weather changes and love is in the air. It is no coincidence that this is the same time the baseball season opens and brings hope to all of us diehard baseball romantics.

My love affair with baseball was re-ignited in 1987-88. There was only one place to catch baseball highlights from all over the major leagues back then. Once a week you could tune in to “This Week In Baseball” with good ol’ Mel Allen. During those two seasons I was hooked into witnessing two West Coast baseball Gods embodied in the forms of a young Mark Mcgwire and Jose Canseco. This is before anyone had ever heard of andro, anabolics and the other chemical cocktails that have since cast a pall over these two. Back then, I was treated week in and week out to mammoth sized home runs flying out of every ballpark in the country. The fact that these home runs were being hit by players wearing what my brother and I had always considered the coolest looking baseball uniforms in the world (the Oakland A’s green and gold) had me embracing the game I grew up on all over again.

By 1989 I was so hooked on this game I even started collecting baseball cards again, although as much as an investor as a fanboy. I also started another nasty habit that impacts my life to this day. That is when I started a fantasy baseball league with a bunch of guys at work. 1989 also happened to be a division winning season for my beloved Cubs, so I was in baseball heaven and haven’t looked back since.

THE NATIONAL PASTIME

I think we can honestly say that baseball is no longer the national pastime in this country. It has been supplanted by football. I can accept that. Although I would insist the true national pastime is gambling, which is the driving force that makes football the number one spectator sport in America. I suppose I could go off on a George Carlin type of rant here on the differences between football and baseball, but that’s not why I’m writing this piece.

I just want to point out there is one major difference between the two and that is commitment. I’m talking about the commitment between baseball fans and football fans. Football is a four month season requiring your undivided attention one day a week, or two if you’re both a college and pro fan. Baseball is a six month season requiring your undivided attention throughout with your favorite team(s) playing as many as five or more games a week.

Baseball is a commitment. I believe it carries as much of a commitment as love. They both require dedication and attention. They can both go awry despite the best laid plans. An early swan dive in the standings in May that ends a team’s season before it even had a chance can be just as painful as not having your phone calls returned after the second or third date. Meanwhile an October champagne shower celebrating a pennant or World Series championship is as sweet and memorable as a ‘yes’ to a question posed on one knee.

BASEBALL AND THE CINEMA

Once that warm baseball is back feeling starts sinking in every year, I like to get fully immersed by throwing myself into my favorite baseball movies before the games actually begin. This is my form of spring training.

You’ve got your “Bull Durham”, “Field Of Dreams”, “Major League” (only the first one, please), but there is one movie that hits me in the right spot. “City Slickers” is not a real baseball movie per se, but there’s one scene that remains among my all-time favorites. It’s where the three friends (Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Bruno Kirby) are on the cattle drive and passing the time by discussing their favorite baseball memories. Billy Crystal remembers the first time his father took him to Yankee Stadium as a kid and how he had never seen grass that green before. Mickey Mantle even hit a home run that day. Daniel Stern recalls how growing up he and his father never saw eye to eye, but they could always talk about baseball with each other. “We always had baseball” he says.

As for me, one of my earliest baseball memories was getting to take the day off of school with my brother because my Dad got opening day tickets to Wrigley Field. I still remember wearing our warmest winter coats and knit hats, waiting to sit down while the Andy Frain usher brushed the snow off our seats. They don’t make Aprils in Chicago like that any more.

THE SWEETEST SOUND

There is a sound that accompanies the words “pitchers and catchers report”. It is the sound of a ball popping into a mitt. The sound of a simple game of catch. It is more than the crack of a bat sound. The sound of a mitt popping brings the memories and feelings of a lifetime of baseball flooding your senses all at once. It happens every time, whether it’s major leaguers or just a game of catch with your dad or your kid. The week pitchers and catchers report there are no cracking bats, only popping mitts. The sweetest sound in the world. “Pitchers and catchers report”. The sweetest words in the English language.

Minutia Men Celebrity Interview Classic: Tommy Chong


 We have now done over 200 interviews on our various Minutia Men podcasts, and this year we're going to revisit some of the best. This may be one of our favorite interviews ever. Tommy Chong, of Cheech & Chong fame, was one of the voices of our youth. We talked to him about some of those great classic albums, and the trajectory of how Cheech & Chong became the rock star comedians of the 1970s. Tommy came to play. He has some great celebrity stories, wasn't afraid to name names, and took the conversation in directions we never could have anticipated.

Listen to the interview here.





Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Back in the DDR--Free Excerpt

 Today is the anniversary of the 1976 Winter Olympics Ski-Jumping event in Innsbruck, Austria. Since that event is chronicled in my latest novel, Back in the DDR, I decided to present that portion of the book as a Free Excerpt today. Obviously you'll be missing some of the context because it's in the middle of the book, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.


The Bergiselschanze was the site of the ski-jumping event, and I wasn’t prepared for how incredible it was. We had seats near the bottom of the jump, but there were also 20,000 seats all the way up and down the jump.

                I was transfixed by the courage of these crazy people who voluntarily put on skis, and skied down this jump, hoping to fly through the air. Each time a skier started down the hill; I was picturing the Wide World of Sports “Agony of Defeat” opening sequence. It looked scary on television. In real life, it was a million times worse. It’s straight downhill at the steepest angle imaginable. Take the worst roller coaster drop you’ve ever seen, make it twice as steep, double and triple the length, then put on skis and ski down it. And then, even if you manage to land safely on your skis (onto the icy snow), you only have about thirty yards to stop before you plow into the spectator section.

    These ski jumpers are insane.

                Mom and Dad were both distracted, which was fine by me, because I was able to soak in the atmosphere without having to answer more questions about my stay in Mondsee. I had said all I wanted to say about that matter. If they wanted to push it, they were going to push it into tantrum land. That’s probably why they stopped asking questions.

                The Austrians around us were giddy because their ski-jumpers were among the favorites. A few of them were holding signs for Karl Schnabel. Schnabel had won the bronze in the small hill event a few days ago, behind a couple of East Germans. That was troubling to me. Based on my reading of the maps of East and West Germany, the biggest mountains were in the West. How did the East Germans do so well in this event, while the West Germans were nowhere to be seen? I thought this must have been troubling Dad too, because every time they said an East German ski jumper’s name, Dad’s ears perked up, and he paid very close attention.

                “Where are the mountains in East Germany?” I asked.

                “I don’t know,” he said.

                “Fichtelberg is a pretty tall mountain along the Czechoslovakia border,” my mother answered for him. “It’s in Saxony. One of my Onkels lives near there.”

                “Is that a pretty obscure mountain?” I asked.

                “Not really.”

                “What’s wrong with Dad?” I whispered. “I thought he was the expert on everything West and East German.”

                She didn’t respond. I was getting used to that. For some reason, people just don’t bother answering my questions. I’m invisible. Maybe I should rob a bank. Nobody would notice.

I looked up at the leader board and saw that the Americans were not very good at this event. With ten jumpers still to go, the top American wasn’t in the Top Ten. There weren’t going to be any medals for our guys. I wondered if this event was even being televised in America. I’m sure they covered Dorothy Hamill the other night. Judging by how much people were talking about her around here, I could only imagine what it’s like in America. We Americans love our figure skaters. The same can’t be said of our ski jumpers. I don’t even know the “Agony of Defeat” guy’s name or country. I chuckled as I thought of a joke. If he’s American, he's probably known as Captain Crunched.

I wish I had my anthropology notebook with me. I already had a section of jokes about the Wide World of Sports in there. I thought they should use the song “Wipeout” by the Surfaris instead of that dramatic classical music during the ski jumping scene. I chuckled to myself again when I thought of another joke. I’m on a roll now. How about this one? The American “Agony of Defeat” ski-jumper’s name is Niagara.

    Niagara Falls. Get it?

    That’s too good not to write down.

                “Mom, do you have a pen I can borrow?” I asked.

                She rifled through her purse and pulled out a Bic.

                “Piece of paper?” I asked.

                “Sorry, no,” she said.

                I looked through my pockets for something to write on. I couldn’t find anything. Dad was standing next to me, straining to see the leader board. He had taken off his rucksack and put it between his feet. I noticed a little white tag on the side of his rucksack, near the zipper. That could work. If I didn’t write this joke down right now, I knew I was going to forget it forever. So, I got down on one knee, and wrote “Niagara” on the tag. I figured I could transfer it to the notebook when we got back to the hotel.

                Turns out it was just in the nick of time. When the next East German jumper was called out, Hans-Georg-Dieter-Joachim something or other, Dad grabbed his rucksack and left us there in the row.

                “I’ll be right back,” he said.

    The crowd noise let me know that the next jumper was on his way down the ramp. I turned back toward the ski jump and saw the East German with four first names flying through the air. His body was leaning forward, almost parallel to the ground. His skis were pointing up slightly. As he came closer to the earth, he leaned back, put his hands out to his side to keep his balance, and landed softly on the ground. It was so graceful. I was expecting the crowd to erupt with applause, but it was a pretty calm reaction. When they posted his distance, I understood why.

    He was now in first place.

    Two Austrians were still to come; the very famous (according to the signs around me) Karl Schnabl, and another one named Toni Innauer.

    Somebody tapped my shoulder. I turned around to see another boy about my age. His face was painted like the Austrian flag.

    “Do you think Schnabl can do it?” he asked.

    “Schnabl is the best!” I answered, almost too enthusiastically.

    “We saw him at Seefeld,” my new friend replied, shaking his head. “I don’t know. Aschenbach beat him by ten.”

    I pretended to bite my fingernails.

    “Best of luck!” my new friend said. He patted me on my back. “I’m pressing my thumbs.”

    “Me too.”

    I turned back toward the ski-jump. Out of the corner of my eye I could see my mom snickering.

    “What?”

    “Daumen Drücken,” she said, repeating my new friend’s words.

    “Press your thumbs?” I translated again.

    “Do you know what that means?”

    “No,” I admitted.

    “That’s the Austrian version of cross your fingers.”

    “Ah.”

    I guess that makes about as much sense as crossing your fingers does.

    “From Austria,” the PA announcer said, “Karl Schnabl.”

    “Schnabl! Schnabl! Schnabl!” the crowd began chanting.

    I looked to the top of the hill and saw a little speck in the darkness near the top. The top of that ski jump was higher than any point in the entire state of Illinois. Soon that little speck started moving down the jump. Straight down. He hit the edge of the jump, and whoosh, he was up in the air. The crowd held their collective breaths. It seemed like he was never going to land. Finally, his arms went to his sides, the skis landed softly in the snow, and Schnabel threw his fist in the air. The crowd erupted before his distance was even posted. When Schnabl came to a stop, he was instantly surrounded by his ski-jumping teammates and coaches.

    “Did you see that?” my dad asked. I hadn’t seen him return to his seat.

    “Wow!”

    Everyone kept their eyes on the board. It usually took a few seconds to post it. The number to beat the East German was 221.7.

    The number posted: 234.8.

    I cheered as loudly as everyone else in the place. One hour ago I had never heard of Karl Schnabl, but now I was chanting his name and thought he was just about the most impressive man in the world. Mom and Dad were cheering too.

    “Give me five, Dad,” I said, holding out my palm.

    He shook it.

    Close enough.

    Schnabl won the Gold Medal, Innauer won the silver, and the East German won the bronze.




The Loop Files: Buzz Kilman (Part 2)

 


 I'm working on a special project this year about a certain radio station, so I've been going back into my files and pulling out some old interviews with former Loop colleagues and pals. I'll feature one a week here on the blog. This week, it's Buzz Kilman, part 2. I found this old piece that I co-wrote for LoopScoop magazine in the fall of 1993, just before I left the station to be part of John Landecker's show on WJMK. I think it really captures the essence of Buzz. If you have some of those old LoopScoop magazines, this is the one with Danny Bonaduce's butt tattoo on the cover.


One Night Stand with Buzz Kilman

 

He’s a newsman, a bluesman, a movie-review man. We know there are people living in his walls, but what do we really know about Buzz Kilman? When the LoopScoop editors (Rick Kaempfer, Cindy Gatziolis, Anne-Marie Kennedy) decided to do “One Night with Buzz,” Buzz’s response was “Well, OK. But there are going to be some ground rules. NO BACKING OUT AT ANY POINT IN THE EVENING. No matter where we go, no matter what we do, no matter what happens. There will be no going home at midnight.”


“Should we be afraid?” we asked. Buzz thought about it for a moment and said, “Yes. You should be very very afraid.”

 

A SATURDAY NIGHT, LOUNGE AX, 7:30pm

2438 N. Lincoln Avenue

 

We were told to meet at 7:30pm sharp! Buzz showed up sometime after 8pm. We tried to figure out why Buzz wanted to start at Lounge Ax, because the crowd seemed more like fans of Pearl Jam than Lonnie Brooks. Buzz told us we were there to hear a reading by Jim Carroll.

 

“He’s a former heroin addict from New York. Used to have a band, but he decided he didn’t want to be bothered with rock and roll anymore. Now he’s a writer.” Our LoopScoop writer Rick came up with the fact that Carroll’s claim to fame was an early eighties song called “People who Died.” Buzz surveyed the crowd and nodded, saying “It’s good to see the drug addled youth of Chicago come out for a cause.”

 

MI CASA, SU CASA, 9pm

2524 N. Southport Avenue

 

Buzz needed nachos so we headed over to Southport to his favorite restaurant, the name of which he couldn’t remember (Mi Casa, Su Casa). Buzz was a little disappointed that we sat in the back room.

 

“I don’t know anyone in the backroom,” he said, then added as an afterthought, “But I know everyone in the front room.”

 

After ordering his nachos (“I’m getting nachos and I’m not sharing them with anyone. Get your own”) and his drink (a shot of Cuervo and a bottle of Dos Equis), Buzz went to the payphone to call Loop Limo, figuring that we could hit the station up for the ride.  Unfortunately it was prom night, but Buzz did make a discovery. “Hey, when did they raise a payphone to 30 cents?”

 

We asked him if it was our imagination or was he now happier (with Johnny’s show in the afternoon) than he used to be. “Oh hell yes. I’ve been tired for 15 years. I thought that’s just what happens when you turn 30. You get tired. When we moved to afternoons I was worried I’d be going ten hours without a nap, but on the first day, 7:00pm rolled around, and I was ready to rock!”

 

Buzz also told us about his newest piece of art, a 4 ft by 7 ft life-size painting of Miles Davis and the band. Buzz was proud of the fact that he hung it himself, but even prouder that he snatched it away from actor Peter Weller who just didn’t move fast enough to buy it.

 

BROTHER JIMMY’S, 10:15pm

2909 N. Sheffield Avenue

 

At this packed restaurant and bar where a sign tells you to ‘Put some South in Yo Mouth’, Buzz slipped away saying he needed to use the bathroom, as we waited in the doorway for Cindy, who had been denied entry by the Fire Marshall. As we began to make our way up to the front, we heard an announcement that a guest musician would be sitting in with “The All-Bubba Blues Band, formerly featuring Buzz Kilman,” and we heard a familiar voice begin his rendition of “Walking Blues”. Of course. Let him out of your sight for a minute and you’ll find him on stage with his harp. When finished, Buzz jumped from the stage and ran to the front door screaming “Where are my people?”

 

We headed for the next bar.

 

JUST ONE MORE, 11:30pm

4600 N. Lincoln Avenue

 

This friendly neighborhood bar had a crowd of about fifteen people, but the band went all out like they were playing for 1500. From nowhere Buzz whipped out a small black doctor’s bag and plopped it on the bar. He rummaged through it, pulling out half-a-dozen harmonicas and blowing into each of them, before picking one and wandering to the stage to jump in with the band. He ordered a tequila on his way up there. Throughout the night various members of the audience jumped in to jam, while our two female writers started a sting operation at the pool table in the back. The guys playing the two staffers should have taken Buzz’s advice when he told them, “My money’s on the ladies.” 

 

The guys lost.

 

The bartender’s policy was something akin to “any friend of Buzz’s is a friend of mine”, so it was many beers later when we found ourselves discussing the possibility that Buzz may have pulled one of his famous disappearing acts, slipping out a side exit. We decided to give him five more minutes, and luckily, we did, because he emerged from a small door behind the bar shouting “My People!” He told us that we had one more stop, and that a regular had leaned in to tell him “that girl Anne-Marie isn’t going to make it. Her eyes are spinning like pinwheels.”


Buzz giggled.

 

THE PASSTIME LOUNGE, 2:30am

1740 W. Belmont

 

Let us paint the picture. The PassTime Lounge on Belmont is filled with pictures of Waylon Jennings, people who covered themselves with tattoos long before tattoos became fashionable, and members of the Chicago Chapter of the Wheelmen and their women who wear jackets with “Property of…” stitched on the back. Toothless Joe was in the corner seat talking to a woman lugging her own bowling ball. Back near the pool table there was a portly man who, irked that the table has robbed him of fifty cents was lifting the table off the ground, grunting then letting it crash to the floor, causing slight earthquakes.


After strolling the bar, being met with warm greetings from his acquaintances, Buzz was back on stage with his doctor’s bag of harps again and didn’t stop playing until the bar was almost ready to close. Some of our writers interviewed the locals for tidbits on Buzz (there were none), while another discussed biker gangs with Dennis of the Wheelmen. Our girl Cindy’s last phrase was “I’m just gonna close my eyes for a little nap. Don’t let Buzz see me.” She didn’t get much time though because after much Blues and tequila, Buzz was calling it a night at 4:45am and walking out the front door of the PassTime Lounge. We caught up with him on the street and he said, “You still here?”

 

Of course we were. Where to next?

 

“You…go home!” Buzz sputtered and crawled into a cab that we can only assume took him back to his home with the people living in the walls, and his life-sized painting of Miles Davis.

Monday, February 13, 2023

Minutia Men

 

Minutia Men – The Silly Walk Workout

Insensitive menu items, Grub Hub-A-Palooza, Cubs announcer Ronald Reagan, the benefits of silly walking, the anti-Valentine’s gift, and a listener’s brush with Sally Field are among the minutiae discussed this week by Rick and Dave. [Ep302]

Listen to it here.



Meet the Eckhartz Press Author: Pat Colander

 Now that we have such a big stable of talented authors, we're going to take some time this year to re-introduce them to you. Pat Colander was a key author in our early years. In fact, her book Hugh Hefner's First Funeral and other True Tales of Life and Death in Chicago was our first book to be named Book of the Year by the Chicago Writers Association. We are so proud that she came to us to publish this book.


Pat Colander

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Pat Colander was a writer, editor, and publisher. 

She was a writer for The Reader and The Chicago Tribune in the 1970s and 1980s, and covered some of the most offbeat stories during that time. Seven of those tales of love and death in Chicago are featured in this incredible book. 

Pat was an editor at the Northwest Indiana Times for years and the publisher of Shore Magazine. In that role she was a mentor and champion of a generation of writers, including Eckhartz Press co-publisher Rick Kaempfer.

Pat grew up on the south side of Chicago and graduated from the University of Illinois and Purdue University Calumet. She lived in Gary, Indiana with her husband Jeff, until she passed away in January of 2019.

Saturday, February 11, 2023

Free Kicks--Breaking the Law

 

Free Kicks – Breaking The Law

The boys at Manchester City have been very bad boys. Over 100 violations of financial rules. Adam and Rick discuss. [Ep178]

Listen to it here.



Minutia Men Celebrity Interview--The Mad Drummer Steve Moore

 

Celebrity Interview – The Mad Drummer, Steve Moore

The man behind the 50-million-view viral video, mad drummer Steve Moore joins Rick and Dave to discuss his “Keith Moon on Speed” drumming techniques. [Ep119]

Listen to it here.

Watch him in action below...