Thursday, September 09, 2010

Joke for a Thursday morning

Contributed by "MM"...

Solve the Puzzle.

You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

ANSWER: Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round.