Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Roger Simon @politicoroger 6m
RNC to burn the books before reading the books. Bars NBC & CNN from hosting debates because of Hillary projects that do not yet exist.
HowardKurtz @HowardKurtz 46m
Maybe the GOP debates can be on the Food Network and they can add a cooking bakeoff to get ratings
Slate @Slate 7m
The Romanian princess who allegedly hosted illegal cock fights in Oregon: http://slate.me/18zYrvJ #royalty
Kim DeJesus @KimDeJesus9 16m
Who else loves sneezing like I do? Nose orgasms are so fun
Cisco Cotto @CiscoCotto 22m
I know China is known for producing counterfeits, but this is ridiculous.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/15/chinese-zoo-tried-to-pass-off-dog-as-lion/ …
Carrie Muskat @CarrieMuskat 25m
Let's try again: @javy23baez line vs LHP with AA Tennessee: .447/.500/.915 w/5 HRs; vs RHP .217/.278/.481 w/8 HRs. #Cubs
Brett Taylor @BleacherNation 30m
#Cubs: Moniker Madness is Back - The Best Names in the Minor Leagues http://bit.ly/16sSgfo
HuffPost Teen @HuffPostTeen 31m
“Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.” -- Tina Fey #QOTD
Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy 38m
Party tonight. Party tomorrow. Party Sunday. Party. Party. Party. (Say the last part aloud in your best Jan Brady voice.)
The Onion @TheOnion 38m
Mila Kunis doesn’t need an epidermis to turn heads. This perennial sex kitten sizzles in this flesh-free look: http://onion.com/1dduYLL
