Trump and Xi

President Trump is meeting Chinese President Xi this weekend in Florida. I predict Trump will giggle when he learns that Xi is pronounced "She". When he does, someone can slip him these jokes. Trust me, he'll love them.

"Melania, have you met the Chinese president? Xi loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it?"

"How will we describe our meeting to the press? How about...He said, Xi said? Get it?"

"Can you autograph this for me? Thanks. That's all Xi wrote. Get it?"

I don't need credit, Mr. President. Feel free to use them. People will marvel at your creativity and wit.