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Friday, December 19, 2014
WFMT in Shanghai?
From Tom Taylor's NOW column this morning...
Chicago’s commercial-classical WFMT (98.7) will supply programming to “Classical 94.7” – in Shanghai, China. The Chicago Tribune says it’s part of a cultural exchange between the U.S. and China, with WFMT supplying concert performances from the New York Philharmonic, the L.A. Philharmonic and the San Francisco Symphony. The WFMT Radio Network already produces and distributes such programming to affiliates in the U.S. and elsewhere, and now its GM Steve Robinson is ready to hop the Pacific Ocean. WFMT will literally be traveling to Shanghai in April, to record at the Shanghai International Music Festival – and those performances will air back in the U.S. on the WFMT Radio Network. The two-way exchange is being underwritten by Chicago-based Abbott Laboratories, which the Tribune says has “a major presence in China, headquartered in Shanghai.” WFMT is a rare commercial-classical station, operated by the not-for-profit Window to the World Communications. Shanghai’s Classical 94.7 is supposedly the only “professional classical music station in China.”
Chicago’s commercial-classical WFMT (98.7) will supply programming to “Classical 94.7” – in Shanghai, China. The Chicago Tribune says it’s part of a cultural exchange between the U.S. and China, with WFMT supplying concert performances from the New York Philharmonic, the L.A. Philharmonic and the San Francisco Symphony. The WFMT Radio Network already produces and distributes such programming to affiliates in the U.S. and elsewhere, and now its GM Steve Robinson is ready to hop the Pacific Ocean. WFMT will literally be traveling to Shanghai in April, to record at the Shanghai International Music Festival – and those performances will air back in the U.S. on the WFMT Radio Network. The two-way exchange is being underwritten by Chicago-based Abbott Laboratories, which the Tribune says has “a major presence in China, headquartered in Shanghai.” WFMT is a rare commercial-classical station, operated by the not-for-profit Window to the World Communications. Shanghai’s Classical 94.7 is supposedly the only “professional classical music station in China.”
FCC Won't Penalize Broadcasters for Saying "Redskins"
A professor from George Washington University petitioned the FCC to consider "Redskins" a racial slur, and to fine or revoke licenses from any broadcast outfit that used it. The FCC rejected that argument yesterday.
Good call by the FCC. Even if you think "Redskins" is a racial slur (which I do--I mean c'mon--use it in a sentence without being racist), it's not right to penalize broadcasters for using it as long as the Washington football franchise refers to themselves as the Redskins. That's their team name. The decision of whether that's right or wrong isn't the broadcaster's.
Good call by the FCC. Even if you think "Redskins" is a racial slur (which I do--I mean c'mon--use it in a sentence without being racist), it's not right to penalize broadcasters for using it as long as the Washington football franchise refers to themselves as the Redskins. That's their team name. The decision of whether that's right or wrong isn't the broadcaster's.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Father Knows Nothing on GoodReads
I have a favor to ask. My book Father Knows Nothing has now been listed on Good Reads. If you've already read the book, would you please post a review on Good Reads for me? It will help spread the word. Here's the direct link to the Father Knows Nothing page on Good Reads.
Thanks for the many kind e-mails and notes so far. We just ordered our third shipment of books. I'm so thankful for your incredible support.
Thanks for the many kind e-mails and notes so far. We just ordered our third shipment of books. I'm so thankful for your incredible support.
The Bears Bench Jay Cutler
I'm a little surprised by this move, but I certainly understand it.
Cutler has been beyond awful this year. I would have benched him at halftime of the second game against the Packers. In fact, it's a good thing I wasn't in charge of the team during that game because I would have fired the entire team and coaching staff. (I was a bit upset)
Of course, new starter Jimmy Claussen is worse than Cutler, but a statement is being made here. And if we lose these last two games, at least we'll move up the draft chart.
Plus, I'm rooting for the Lions now. You have to pick someone in the playoffs when you're team doesn't make it, and I've never hated the Lions. They are the Cubs of the NFL.
Cutler has been beyond awful this year. I would have benched him at halftime of the second game against the Packers. In fact, it's a good thing I wasn't in charge of the team during that game because I would have fired the entire team and coaching staff. (I was a bit upset)
Of course, new starter Jimmy Claussen is worse than Cutler, but a statement is being made here. And if we lose these last two games, at least we'll move up the draft chart.
Plus, I'm rooting for the Lions now. You have to pick someone in the playoffs when you're team doesn't make it, and I've never hated the Lions. They are the Cubs of the NFL.
Sean Hannity Smackdown
While most of his conservative pundit counterparts have figured out a way to dog whistle to the base, Hannity is too much of a hack to do it with any decorum. His discussion of Jay-Z the other night is a perfect example. Jon Stewart and the Daily Show called him on it...
The Terrorists Really Have Won
Sony gets hacked by cyber terrorists (maybe, possibly North Korea itself). The hackers release sensitive information. Then, the hackers threaten to blow up movie theaters if the new Seth Rogan movie is released. All of the movie theater chains drop the movie. Sony then also decides not to release the movie. (Full details are here)
Literally, this is all the cyber terrorists wanted, and they got it.
I'm sure they've learned a valuable lesson here.
Seth Rogan has somehow created an international crisis. Now that's a shocking development.
Literally, this is all the cyber terrorists wanted, and they got it.
I'm sure they've learned a valuable lesson here.
Seth Rogan has somehow created an international crisis. Now that's a shocking development.
College Basketball
Four of the biggest names in college basketball history will be playing a tournament at the United Center this weekend...UCLA, Kentucky, Ohio State, and North Carolina.
This would be a good time for North Carolina to hand over their championship banners (and everything else that says "champion" on it) from 2005. Now that they've been busted cheating, and I mean reeeeeeally cheating (fake classes, etc), it's time to award the championship to the team the cheaters beat in the final that year.
I'll give 'em a call. They're only 150 miles or so south of the United Center.
Your 2005 National Champion University of Illinois Fighting Illini.
This would be a good time for North Carolina to hand over their championship banners (and everything else that says "champion" on it) from 2005. Now that they've been busted cheating, and I mean reeeeeeally cheating (fake classes, etc), it's time to award the championship to the team the cheaters beat in the final that year.
I'll give 'em a call. They're only 150 miles or so south of the United Center.
Your 2005 National Champion University of Illinois Fighting Illini.
SNL Torture Bit
I'm a few days behind on this, but I finally got around to watching SNL last night. This cold open bit about Torture is one of the best written bits they've done in years. Great social commentary...plus, more importantly...it's very funny.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Mark Giangreco Apologizes
He's in a bit of hot water because of a graphic he put on the screen when he was talking about the Bears. It said: "Cut Him Or Cut Your Wrists" under a picture of Jay Cutler. People complained that it trivialized suicide, and Mark apologized. Robert Feder has the details. I wasn't offended, but I can see why anyone who is touched by suicide would feel differently. Giangreco did the right thing when he apologized.
As for me, I was more open-jawed about a song he brought in carolers to sing in the pre-game show before the Bears game. It was a Christmas parody song ripping the Bears, and I can't seem to find it anywhere online. If you have it, please send me the link. I thought it was very well done...but very surprised the stuffed shirts allowed it.
As for me, I was more open-jawed about a song he brought in carolers to sing in the pre-game show before the Bears game. It was a Christmas parody song ripping the Bears, and I can't seem to find it anywhere online. If you have it, please send me the link. I thought it was very well done...but very surprised the stuffed shirts allowed it.
The 25 Best Simpsons Episodes Ever
I was a big fan of the Simpsons the first ten years or so, and I'll still watch an occasional episode, but my sons are Simpsons fanatics. They collect all the DVDs and binge watch it over holidays. I'm sure that has somehow skewed them forever.
Entertainment Weekly has a list of what they consider the top 25 episodes ever.
I've seen 24 of the top 25, but that's probably because only one of them aired in this century.
(Photo: Rupert Murdoch)
Entertainment Weekly has a list of what they consider the top 25 episodes ever.
I've seen 24 of the top 25, but that's probably because only one of them aired in this century.
(Photo: Rupert Murdoch)
Eckhartz Press Holiday Sales
We're having a great holiday season at Eckhartz Press. Thanks to everyone for their orders from around the country...except you, North & South Dakota.

LATE UPDATE: North Dakota comes through with an order for the Balding Handbook. South Dakota, you're still on my list. Also, this is interesting (to me anyway). Father Knows Nothing is selling very well in downstate Illinois for some reason...

LATE UPDATE: North Dakota comes through with an order for the Balding Handbook. South Dakota, you're still on my list. Also, this is interesting (to me anyway). Father Knows Nothing is selling very well in downstate Illinois for some reason...
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2015 Class
The announcement was made yesterday. From today's RAMP newsletter...
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yesterday unveiled its 2015 Hall of Fame Inductees -- The Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Green Day, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Lou Reed, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble and Bill Withers will join the Class of 2015 in the performers category, while 1950s R&B group the "5" Royales will receive the Early Influence award and Ringo Starr will be honored with the Award For Musical Excellence, becoming the last member of The Beatles to be inducted into the Rock Hall as a solo artist, following John Lennon in 1994, Paul McCartney in 1999 and George Harrison in 2004. The Beatles were inducted as a group in 1988.
I've got no problem with any of the people that made it, but I do have some problems with those that still haven't. I was on a show recently with Dick Biondi and he told me he asked to be taken out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until they inducted the band Chicago. That does seem to be a needless oversight.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yesterday unveiled its 2015 Hall of Fame Inductees -- The Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Green Day, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Lou Reed, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble and Bill Withers will join the Class of 2015 in the performers category, while 1950s R&B group the "5" Royales will receive the Early Influence award and Ringo Starr will be honored with the Award For Musical Excellence, becoming the last member of The Beatles to be inducted into the Rock Hall as a solo artist, following John Lennon in 1994, Paul McCartney in 1999 and George Harrison in 2004. The Beatles were inducted as a group in 1988.
I've got no problem with any of the people that made it, but I do have some problems with those that still haven't. I was on a show recently with Dick Biondi and he told me he asked to be taken out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until they inducted the band Chicago. That does seem to be a needless oversight.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Another Publication Closes It's Comments Section
This time it's The Week. Fishbowl New York has the details. I like the way they are spinning it, which I believe is correct...
And so today, the smartest, most thoughtful, and most spirited conversations are being driven not by pseudonymous avatars in the comments sections of news sites, but by real people using their real names on the social web. It is no longer a core service of news sites to provide forums for these conversations. Instead, we provide the ideas, the fodder, the jumping off point, and readers take it to Facebook or Twitter or Reddit or any number of other places to continue the conversation.
Alex Quigley Pushed Out at WGN
Alex Quigley is out at WGN as operations manager, effective immediately. Chicagoland Radio and Media has the details, including the memo from Todd Manley announcing the news to the staff, and Quigley's farewell via facebook. He's going to remain in the stable as an occasional replacement host at WGN.
You'll remember that Alex was on the air with Ben Finfer a few weeks ago when Finfer discovered live on the air that his job was being eliminated. I watched Quigley's facial expression during the segment. He was obviously incredibly uncomfortable, because he had already been told, but hadn't yet shared the information with his on-air partner. You can see the conflict in his face. As a management guy--but also a friend of Finfer's--he was in a terrible position.
I've met Alex a few times over the years. I've interviewed him for Chicago Radio Spotlight, and recently featured him in the Illinois Entertainer as part of the article about WPGU alums in Chicago. He's clearly a smart guy, and a good broadcaster, and I hope he has learned from this incredibly odd WGN experience. I suspect he may not truly gain perspective from it until he is removed from it for a while, because he has been in the middle of a firefight for a few years now.
He cut his management teeth at WGN working alongside Kevin Metheny, who was famously combative. I remember one conversation Alex and I had at the Billy Goat at a WPGU reunion party during that era. We were breezily discussing my radio blog, when he told me that he and Charlie Meyerson considered my interview style to be like Oprah--a sort of feel-good happy talk. They looked at each other after he said it, like "uh oh, we probably shouldn't have said that out loud." But it didn't bother me. They were right. I wasn't a conflict-seeking journalist when I wrote that. I was writing a blog to spotlight radio talent.
It's not like I hadn't scratched that conflict itch. My novel "$everance" is a scathing satire that could have been titled Chicago Radio Conflict. And the last five years of my radio career could have been called the same thing. But my conflict was never with the talent. My conflict was with the people who forgot that the whole point of the medium was to connect with the audience--not the advertisers, and certainly not the stockholders. I sat in meetings where promotions and remotes and partnerships were discussed, and when I asked aloud what was in it for the listeners, they looked at me like I was a moron. "Nobody cares about that, Rick. Why do you?"
To which I always replied: "Why don't you?"
I still occasionally speak out against that sort of attitude, but I also consciously accentuate the postive when I see it, and that more often than not comes from the talent. For instance, I'm going to feature Ray Stevens of US-99 in the January issue of the Illinois Entertainer. Some day I'll probably feature Alex again too.
I don't know him well, but I do wish him well.
You'll remember that Alex was on the air with Ben Finfer a few weeks ago when Finfer discovered live on the air that his job was being eliminated. I watched Quigley's facial expression during the segment. He was obviously incredibly uncomfortable, because he had already been told, but hadn't yet shared the information with his on-air partner. You can see the conflict in his face. As a management guy--but also a friend of Finfer's--he was in a terrible position.
I've met Alex a few times over the years. I've interviewed him for Chicago Radio Spotlight, and recently featured him in the Illinois Entertainer as part of the article about WPGU alums in Chicago. He's clearly a smart guy, and a good broadcaster, and I hope he has learned from this incredibly odd WGN experience. I suspect he may not truly gain perspective from it until he is removed from it for a while, because he has been in the middle of a firefight for a few years now.
He cut his management teeth at WGN working alongside Kevin Metheny, who was famously combative. I remember one conversation Alex and I had at the Billy Goat at a WPGU reunion party during that era. We were breezily discussing my radio blog, when he told me that he and Charlie Meyerson considered my interview style to be like Oprah--a sort of feel-good happy talk. They looked at each other after he said it, like "uh oh, we probably shouldn't have said that out loud." But it didn't bother me. They were right. I wasn't a conflict-seeking journalist when I wrote that. I was writing a blog to spotlight radio talent.
It's not like I hadn't scratched that conflict itch. My novel "$everance" is a scathing satire that could have been titled Chicago Radio Conflict. And the last five years of my radio career could have been called the same thing. But my conflict was never with the talent. My conflict was with the people who forgot that the whole point of the medium was to connect with the audience--not the advertisers, and certainly not the stockholders. I sat in meetings where promotions and remotes and partnerships were discussed, and when I asked aloud what was in it for the listeners, they looked at me like I was a moron. "Nobody cares about that, Rick. Why do you?"
To which I always replied: "Why don't you?"
I still occasionally speak out against that sort of attitude, but I also consciously accentuate the postive when I see it, and that more often than not comes from the talent. For instance, I'm going to feature Ray Stevens of US-99 in the January issue of the Illinois Entertainer. Some day I'll probably feature Alex again too.
I don't know him well, but I do wish him well.
Monday, December 15, 2014
The Twelve Days of Teen Christmas
The latest promotional video for Father Knows Nothing is a song called "The Twelve Days of Teen Christmas". I appreciate the irony that the video was produced by the same person who inspired the song--my son Tommy Kaempfer. Nice work, kid. Vince Argento is the singer and producer of the song.
Watching the Sausage Get Made
The leak of the e-mails and documents in the Sony archives has opened a lot of eyes about the way Hollywood works.
Today, there's a new twist. There's an example of how Maureen Dowd of the New York Times puts her columns together--at least while working with Hollywood bigwigs.
Fascinating stuff.
Today, there's a new twist. There's an example of how Maureen Dowd of the New York Times puts her columns together--at least while working with Hollywood bigwigs.
Fascinating stuff.
Jon Lester to be introduced as a Cub today
I'll be sure to be listening around 1pm.
Here's the funny part about this press conference though...the location. They're introducing him at Spiagga restaurant. Spiagga restaurant. I'm sure Sox fans will get a chuckle out of that one.
I'm not sure why they chose Spiagga, but I'm guessing they don't want the backdrop of a torn down Wrigley Field.
Details about the press conference are here.
Here's the funny part about this press conference though...the location. They're introducing him at Spiagga restaurant. Spiagga restaurant. I'm sure Sox fans will get a chuckle out of that one.
I'm not sure why they chose Spiagga, but I'm guessing they don't want the backdrop of a torn down Wrigley Field.
Details about the press conference are here.
Christmas Music is Data Driven
The folks at the data-heavy 538.com have discovered just how data driven radio formats are. Specifically, the new all-Christmas formats that pop up everywhere this time of year.
More details are here.
Maybe I'm getting a little Scroogy in my old age, but I'm tired of all of them. Every single Christmas song. And I used to love most of them. We are in desperate need of a few new Christmas classics. You can only re-arrange the same twenty songs so many ways before you hit a breaking point. Maybe you're not there yet, but we're pushing 70 years on some of these tunes.
Then again, as I said before, maybe I'm just getting a little Scroogy in my old age.
More details are here.
Maybe I'm getting a little Scroogy in my old age, but I'm tired of all of them. Every single Christmas song. And I used to love most of them. We are in desperate need of a few new Christmas classics. You can only re-arrange the same twenty songs so many ways before you hit a breaking point. Maybe you're not there yet, but we're pushing 70 years on some of these tunes.
Then again, as I said before, maybe I'm just getting a little Scroogy in my old age.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Friday, December 12, 2014
Come Out to the Billy Goat Tonight!
Very excited about our book signing tonight. If you swing by the original Billy Goat between 5-7pm, you can meet Rock and Roll Hall of Famer John Landecker, Broadcasting Icon and 38-year ABC Channel 7 anchor Joel Daly, and the nicest man in Chicago television history--Rich King from WGN-TV. Oh, and me too. All of us will have our books there to sell and sign, and all of them make perfect holiday gifts for at least one person on your list. (I'm hearing that The Balding Handbook's David Stern will be there too, and Wrigley usher/author Bruce Bohrer too. It's an author smorgasbord!) Plus...it's at the Billy Goat at dinner time. I recommend the double cheesborger with (no fries) chips and a (no coke) Pepsi. It's also happy hour, and last time I checked, they do serve happy beverages too. See you there!
Father Knows Nothing on WGN-Radio with Bill & Wendy
I had a great time with Bill & Wendy yesterday at WGN Radio. They posted the first half of the interview on their website.
It starts out with the audio debut of the "12 Days of Teen Christmas"; my latest promotional audio for the book.
Thanks for having me on, guys!
Now that's a time capsule
The AP reports...
Crews removed a time capsule dating back to 1795 on Thursday from the granite cornerstone of the Massachusetts Statehouse, where historians believe it was originally placed by Revolutionary War luminaries Samuel Adams and Paul Revere among others.
Now THAT's a time capsule. Where's Geraldo? He should open it on live television.
Crews removed a time capsule dating back to 1795 on Thursday from the granite cornerstone of the Massachusetts Statehouse, where historians believe it was originally placed by Revolutionary War luminaries Samuel Adams and Paul Revere among others.
Now THAT's a time capsule. Where's Geraldo? He should open it on live television.
A Disturbance in the Force
If you've felt a little colder, a little darker, and find yourself shuddering for no apparent reason--fear not. There is an actual reason.
Dick Cheney will be on Meet the Press on Sunday. (Cue the Darth Vader music)
Cheney almost never leaves the safety of Fox News, so he must smell weakness in Chuck Todd.
Cheney will be armed with a slew of "fundamentally disagrees" (his favorite phrase), and will be well-prepped to cherry pick one or two things that are wrong with the torture report as a way of claiming all of it should be disregarded. He will come ready to misquote others who supposedly agree with him, blur timelines, and question the manhood of anyone who doesn't think we should rectally feed other humans, and will present it all in his sort of avuncular way. Will Chuck Todd be prepared enough to see it coming and counter it? I'm not optimistic. One guy is praying he won't be charged with war crimes before his mechanical heart gives out. The other one reports on poll numbers.
If only Mike Wallace was still around.
But then again, Cheney would never agree to be interviewed by someone who is willing to confront him...AND rebut him.
Dick Cheney will be on Meet the Press on Sunday. (Cue the Darth Vader music)
Cheney almost never leaves the safety of Fox News, so he must smell weakness in Chuck Todd.
Cheney will be armed with a slew of "fundamentally disagrees" (his favorite phrase), and will be well-prepped to cherry pick one or two things that are wrong with the torture report as a way of claiming all of it should be disregarded. He will come ready to misquote others who supposedly agree with him, blur timelines, and question the manhood of anyone who doesn't think we should rectally feed other humans, and will present it all in his sort of avuncular way. Will Chuck Todd be prepared enough to see it coming and counter it? I'm not optimistic. One guy is praying he won't be charged with war crimes before his mechanical heart gives out. The other one reports on poll numbers.
If only Mike Wallace was still around.
But then again, Cheney would never agree to be interviewed by someone who is willing to confront him...AND rebut him.
The Sony E-mails
If you haven't heard yet, somebody hacked Sony Pictures, and released a slew of e-mails to, from, and about movie stars working with/for them. They think it might have been done by North Korea as payback for the new Seth Rogan comedy about killing the North Korean leader.
Fascinating stuff.
I feel a little dirty for reading it, but it pretty much confirmed what I already believed anyway.
Fascinating stuff.
I feel a little dirty for reading it, but it pretty much confirmed what I already believed anyway.
Top Sports Talkers in America
Radio Ink released a list of the Top 30 Sports Talkers in America, and three Chicago shows made the list.
#5: Boers & Bernstein WSCR
#7: Mully & Hanley WSCR
#16: Waddle & Silvy ESPN 1000
I listen to two of the three shows occasionally and think they do a fine job. The other show isn't my cup of tea. I keep tuning back in, hoping they have gotten less beligerent to their own listeners, and I keep getting disappointed. Obviously some people really like it--they're the top of this list.
#5: Boers & Bernstein WSCR
#7: Mully & Hanley WSCR
#16: Waddle & Silvy ESPN 1000
I listen to two of the three shows occasionally and think they do a fine job. The other show isn't my cup of tea. I keep tuning back in, hoping they have gotten less beligerent to their own listeners, and I keep getting disappointed. Obviously some people really like it--they're the top of this list.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Father Knows Nothing on the Radio
Tune in to WGN Radio (AM 720) today just after 4pm. I'll be on with Bill Leff and Wendy Snyder discussing my book "Father Knows Nothing"
Paul McCartney on WGN-TV
Last week WGN Morning News had me on their show during the 9am hour. This week they upgraded that same time slot just a bit...
Jon Lester Thanks Almost Everyone on the Planet After Signing with the Cubs
He kept us all glued to Twitter on Tuesday night, awaiting word about which team he chose. But in fairness to Jon Lester, he spent all day yesterday personally responding to all of his fans via Twitter. He must have personally responded to hundreds of people. A few examples of that are here.
Colbert & Letterman
Stephen Colbert's last show on Comedy Central is airing next Thursday night. He will be replacing David Letterman sometime next year. We don't know exactly when that will be yet, but Letterman did announce yesterday when his last show will be on CBS: Wednesday May 20, 2015.
It will be the end of an era.
An era that, let's face it, really ended about five or ten years ago.
It will be the end of an era.
An era that, let's face it, really ended about five or ten years ago.
Stan Lawrence's Example
Stan and I worked together in the late 80s/early 90s when I was with Steve & Garry's show. First, I just booked him as a guest. Later we hosted the Best of Steve & Garry together on the air, and were given our own show "Ebony & Ivory". (That's a photo of us together during an appearance for Ebony & Ivory). We hung out together a lot in those days. When I saw what he posted on Facebook last night, I immediately knew he was speaking the truth. I saw this happen to him several times with my own eyes.
This is what Stan posted on his Facebook page last night...
In the performance of my job, I often receive demeaning remarks from building security guards that cannot fathom I am authorized to access the places I tell them I need to go. Today was one for the record books. I am one of 3-people at the security station waiting for a building pass to access the elevators. Coincidently, all 3-of us were going to the same place; we are dressed similarly, and were carrying backpacks (we are all project managers going to the same project meeting). After handing my identification to a Latino security guard, while he was preparing my building pass, a female security guard walked over to the counter and in a low mumble asks me “are you trying to make a food delivery?” Not being sure I heard what she said, I said “excuse me, will you repeat your question.” As my two colleagues walked away, the female guard said in louder, clearer voice “are you here to make a food delivery?” Maybe the puzzled look on my face caused her to follow-up with “you’re wearing a backpack, so I thought you were delivering food.” For a second I thought about asking her why she did not ask my colleagues if they were delivering food. Then I saw the look the Latino guard gave her as he handed me my building pass, so I simply said “no, I am not delivering food, I am a project manager here for a meeting.”
I do not believe I am too good to deliver food. Nor do I believe delivering food is a demeaning job. I just wonder what it is about me that made me look like a delivery person to this security guard, when my two colleagues did not. Could it have been the difference in the color of our skin? Or maybe she sees lots of food being delivered in monogrammed leather Tumi backpacks.
I have two stories that come to mind in this same vein. One night after the show Stan & I were going to share a cab. He got out to the street first and tried to hail one. Nobody stopped. He was dressed well (as he always is), and I was dressed like a slob (like I always am). After five or six empty cabs went by, I said "What's the deal here? Nobody's stopping." He responded: "It's because I'm black". "Sure," I said. "Give me a break. Watch they won't stop for me either." He got out of view of the taxis, and I walked out, and stuck my hand up. The first cab stopped.
The other story happened when we went to a club called the Baja Beach Club (I think...it was something like that). They wouldn't let Stan in because his shirt didn't have a collar. So, we walked around the corner, and Jim Wiser (who was also with us) traded shirts with Stan. They let Stan in this time...but they also let in Wiser, wearing the exact same shirt that Stan was rejected for wearing.
None of these stories are exactly tragic--I only post them here because I am so sick of hearing that everyone is treated the same way in this country. Yes, Stan is successful. He's a project manager. That doesn't prove we all have the same opportunities. He had to work harder every step of the way to achieve that...and I mean every single step. Even in the most trivial situation. Even now, when he's already successful. That's what is meant by white priviledge. To deny it's existence is to stick your head in the sand.
This is what Stan posted on his Facebook page last night...
In the performance of my job, I often receive demeaning remarks from building security guards that cannot fathom I am authorized to access the places I tell them I need to go. Today was one for the record books. I am one of 3-people at the security station waiting for a building pass to access the elevators. Coincidently, all 3-of us were going to the same place; we are dressed similarly, and were carrying backpacks (we are all project managers going to the same project meeting). After handing my identification to a Latino security guard, while he was preparing my building pass, a female security guard walked over to the counter and in a low mumble asks me “are you trying to make a food delivery?” Not being sure I heard what she said, I said “excuse me, will you repeat your question.” As my two colleagues walked away, the female guard said in louder, clearer voice “are you here to make a food delivery?” Maybe the puzzled look on my face caused her to follow-up with “you’re wearing a backpack, so I thought you were delivering food.” For a second I thought about asking her why she did not ask my colleagues if they were delivering food. Then I saw the look the Latino guard gave her as he handed me my building pass, so I simply said “no, I am not delivering food, I am a project manager here for a meeting.”
I do not believe I am too good to deliver food. Nor do I believe delivering food is a demeaning job. I just wonder what it is about me that made me look like a delivery person to this security guard, when my two colleagues did not. Could it have been the difference in the color of our skin? Or maybe she sees lots of food being delivered in monogrammed leather Tumi backpacks.
I have two stories that come to mind in this same vein. One night after the show Stan & I were going to share a cab. He got out to the street first and tried to hail one. Nobody stopped. He was dressed well (as he always is), and I was dressed like a slob (like I always am). After five or six empty cabs went by, I said "What's the deal here? Nobody's stopping." He responded: "It's because I'm black". "Sure," I said. "Give me a break. Watch they won't stop for me either." He got out of view of the taxis, and I walked out, and stuck my hand up. The first cab stopped.
The other story happened when we went to a club called the Baja Beach Club (I think...it was something like that). They wouldn't let Stan in because his shirt didn't have a collar. So, we walked around the corner, and Jim Wiser (who was also with us) traded shirts with Stan. They let Stan in this time...but they also let in Wiser, wearing the exact same shirt that Stan was rejected for wearing.
None of these stories are exactly tragic--I only post them here because I am so sick of hearing that everyone is treated the same way in this country. Yes, Stan is successful. He's a project manager. That doesn't prove we all have the same opportunities. He had to work harder every step of the way to achieve that...and I mean every single step. Even in the most trivial situation. Even now, when he's already successful. That's what is meant by white priviledge. To deny it's existence is to stick your head in the sand.
Disco Demolition
Steve Dahl is writing a book (with Dave Hoekstra) about Disco Demolition. From Tom Taylor's NOW...
Steve Dahl “hopes to clear the air about Disco Demolition, the most infamous radio promotion of all time,” with a “definitive book” about it. That’s the report from Chicago scribe Robert Feder, who says Dahl’s working with author Dave Hoekstra and photographer Paul Natkin on “Disco Demolition: The Death of Disco.” They’re aiming an April 2016 release, from publisher Curbside Splendor. And just what was the 1979 “Disco Demolition,” you ask? It occurred when then-WLUP (97.9) jock Steve Dahl was promoting a disco-sucks gag at baseball’s Comiskey Park between games of a double-header. Feder says “He exploded a box of disco records and thousands of drunken fans stormed the field in the ensuing riot.” And “riot” is a not an exaggeration. Feder recalls that “the damage was so severe that the White Sox had to forfeit their second game against the Detroit Tigers.” Nobody was happy, and 24-year-old Dahl took a lot of heat. A reminder that Dahl’s back on terrestrial radio, hosting afternoons on Cumulus talker WLS (890).
Steve was only 24 years old when that happened. Incredible.
Steve Dahl “hopes to clear the air about Disco Demolition, the most infamous radio promotion of all time,” with a “definitive book” about it. That’s the report from Chicago scribe Robert Feder, who says Dahl’s working with author Dave Hoekstra and photographer Paul Natkin on “Disco Demolition: The Death of Disco.” They’re aiming an April 2016 release, from publisher Curbside Splendor. And just what was the 1979 “Disco Demolition,” you ask? It occurred when then-WLUP (97.9) jock Steve Dahl was promoting a disco-sucks gag at baseball’s Comiskey Park between games of a double-header. Feder says “He exploded a box of disco records and thousands of drunken fans stormed the field in the ensuing riot.” And “riot” is a not an exaggeration. Feder recalls that “the damage was so severe that the White Sox had to forfeit their second game against the Detroit Tigers.” Nobody was happy, and 24-year-old Dahl took a lot of heat. A reminder that Dahl’s back on terrestrial radio, hosting afternoons on Cumulus talker WLS (890).
Steve was only 24 years old when that happened. Incredible.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Father Knows Nothing

Thanks so much for your support of "Father Knows Nothing". We ordered another shipment on Monday because we sold out of the first batch in ten days! People are buying 3, 5, & 10 copies at once. I can't thank you enough for all the orders! I'm so happy you like it.
Tomorrow I'll be on WGN Radio talking about the book with Bill Leff and Wendy Snyder (around 4pm) and Friday I'll be at the Billy Goat selling and signing books along with John Landecker, Joel Daly and Rich King from 5-7pm. Stop by and say hello! I'll buy you a Schlitz.
We got Lester!
I was watching my Twitter feed all bleepin' day yesterday waiting for the news, and there was nothing. I went to bed at 11pm, and it was down to the Cubs and the Red Sox.
The announcement was made around 1am.
We got him! We got Lester! We got the best available free agent pitcher on the market. The Cubs. Seriously. Read the Boston Globe story about it. They sound genuinely mad at the Red Sox brass for not getting him. That's a good sign.
Now the numbers are slightly ridiculous (6 years, $155 million--which comes out to over $25 million a year), but the market is slightly ridiculous these days. You gotta do, what you gotta do. It sounds like they are also about to sign David Ross, Lester's personal catcher in Boston.
Getting very excited.
MORE UPDATES BELOW
*It sounds like the Cubs realization of how important his charity work is to him, is one of the reasons Lester chose the Cubs. That's good karma.
*Even the always cranky Steve Rosenbloom, who never says anything nice about the Cubs, has a rosy take on the signing of Lester.
*The Giants actually offered more years and more money...and he still picked the Cubs.
*Boston folks are having fun doing a Lester smear campaign on Twitter. Check it out here. Pretty funny.
The announcement was made around 1am.
We got him! We got Lester! We got the best available free agent pitcher on the market. The Cubs. Seriously. Read the Boston Globe story about it. They sound genuinely mad at the Red Sox brass for not getting him. That's a good sign.
Now the numbers are slightly ridiculous (6 years, $155 million--which comes out to over $25 million a year), but the market is slightly ridiculous these days. You gotta do, what you gotta do. It sounds like they are also about to sign David Ross, Lester's personal catcher in Boston.
Getting very excited.
MORE UPDATES BELOW
*It sounds like the Cubs realization of how important his charity work is to him, is one of the reasons Lester chose the Cubs. That's good karma.
*Even the always cranky Steve Rosenbloom, who never says anything nice about the Cubs, has a rosy take on the signing of Lester.
*The Giants actually offered more years and more money...and he still picked the Cubs.
*Boston folks are having fun doing a Lester smear campaign on Twitter. Check it out here. Pretty funny.
RIP Judy Baar Topinka
Sorry to hear about the death of Illinois State Comptroller Judy Baar Topinka. She was one of my favorite Illinois politicians. The Tribune obit at the link above shows that I wasn't the only one who felt that way.
Landecker and I had her on our show at least a half-dozen times (probably more). She brought her accordian and played it on the air at 6:30 in the morning. She was a heavy smoker and had a voice deeper than mine, but she was a real person--warm and friendly and approachable. She and John really hit it off.
I voted for her when she ran for Governor against Blagojevich (yes, I have voted for a few Republicans in my life), and I must say that vote looks pretty good in retrospect.
RIP Judy. You'll be missed.
Landecker and I had her on our show at least a half-dozen times (probably more). She brought her accordian and played it on the air at 6:30 in the morning. She was a heavy smoker and had a voice deeper than mine, but she was a real person--warm and friendly and approachable. She and John really hit it off.
I voted for her when she ran for Governor against Blagojevich (yes, I have voted for a few Republicans in my life), and I must say that vote looks pretty good in retrospect.
RIP Judy. You'll be missed.
Tuesday, December 09, 2014
Some More Pub For Father Knows Nothing
Many thanks to Tom Taylor's NOW column for publishing this today...
Special delivery - Rick Kaempfer says "When I was the executive producer of the John Records Landecker show on WJMK Chicago, I made phone calls from the delivery room to the show just before or after all three of my boys were born. The transcripts of those calls to Landecker are in my book 'Father Knows Nothing,' which is just being published. When my wife was in labor the third time, I left the hospital room to call the show while the anesthesiologist was giving her an epidural. Landecker and I joked on the air that the anesthesiologist was nicknamed 'Shakes' and that he was probably a heroin addict. Unfortunately, I forgot that the radio was on in the delivery room. The anesthesiologist laughed when he heard it on the radio, and said to my wife, 'I'm glad they're not talking about me.' She waited until after he finished with the delivery before she told him that actually, they were talking about him. Luckily, he had a good sense of humor." Rick's doing an appearance and book signing of "Father Knows Nothing" this Friday night from 5-7pm at the original Billy Goat in Chicago - and Landecker's expected to be there. So will WGN-TV's Rich King, and legendary Chicago TV anchor Joel Daly. Rick says "We're calling it Eckhartz Press Media Night, because we all share the same publisher, and we're all media guys." Rick's a co-founder of Eckhartz, and that's him in the picture with his wife Bridget. More about Father Knows Nothing here.
Here's the flyer for the event...
Special delivery - Rick Kaempfer says "When I was the executive producer of the John Records Landecker show on WJMK Chicago, I made phone calls from the delivery room to the show just before or after all three of my boys were born. The transcripts of those calls to Landecker are in my book 'Father Knows Nothing,' which is just being published. When my wife was in labor the third time, I left the hospital room to call the show while the anesthesiologist was giving her an epidural. Landecker and I joked on the air that the anesthesiologist was nicknamed 'Shakes' and that he was probably a heroin addict. Unfortunately, I forgot that the radio was on in the delivery room. The anesthesiologist laughed when he heard it on the radio, and said to my wife, 'I'm glad they're not talking about me.' She waited until after he finished with the delivery before she told him that actually, they were talking about him. Luckily, he had a good sense of humor." Rick's doing an appearance and book signing of "Father Knows Nothing" this Friday night from 5-7pm at the original Billy Goat in Chicago - and Landecker's expected to be there. So will WGN-TV's Rich King, and legendary Chicago TV anchor Joel Daly. Rick says "We're calling it Eckhartz Press Media Night, because we all share the same publisher, and we're all media guys." Rick's a co-founder of Eckhartz, and that's him in the picture with his wife Bridget. More about Father Knows Nothing here.
Here's the flyer for the event...
Was Starlin Castro Involved in a Shooting?
According to his piece via Fox News Latino, it sure makes it sound like he was.
I've read other reports that are not nearly as accusatory as this one, but it is clear he was in the nightclub at the time of the shooting. It's important to note that no-one was killed, but it certainly merits keeping an eye on the situation.
The Post Dispatch Turns Off Reader Comments
This has been a long time coming. I hope every paper in America follows suit. The St. Louis Post Dispatch has turned off the comments section below their opinion pieces because it has become a cesspool of hate. The link will take you to their explanation.
I have been pretty consistent about my position on the subject.
When I was a kid growing up in Chicago in the 60s and early 70s, I heard racist things every day. Then...I stopped hearing those things. I only heard them in hushed tones from people who knew that it wasn't acceptable to say these things out loud anymore. Society had cracked down on their open casual use, and an entire generation was raised not using them.
And then the internet became popular. It has been one of the greatest inventions, if not the greatest invention of my lifetime.
But...I also started receiving some unbelievably racist e-mails that had been forwarded a thousand times. And then I started seeing some of these things repeated in the comments section of newspapers, always on-line--unedited, and unrestrained in major publications like the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune. The professional journalist's work was seperated by the racist troll's spit, by one simple scroll of the mouse. By allowing those comments, which as long as they didn't swear were not edited at all, those newspapers were essentially sanctioning what they said. "Look, it's in the Wall Street Journal."
Soon people began to feel comfortable saying these things in the open again.
And now I hear casually racist things being said every day just like I did when I was a kid; at the supermarket, at the bar, at the barber shop. Worse yet, I hear them on the radio, on television, and in the media...where it had been off-limits for many years. People casually saying things like "those people" or "those thugs" or "those animals" about an entire race of people while believing that they aren't being racist at all. People saying things about "lazy deadbeats" who are "looking for handouts" about an entire race of people, and thinking that they aren't being racist. People who will look you in the eye and say without irony that the only racists in this country are the people calling racists racists.
Ending the comments sections won't end that, of course.
But it's a nice first step.
I have been pretty consistent about my position on the subject.
When I was a kid growing up in Chicago in the 60s and early 70s, I heard racist things every day. Then...I stopped hearing those things. I only heard them in hushed tones from people who knew that it wasn't acceptable to say these things out loud anymore. Society had cracked down on their open casual use, and an entire generation was raised not using them.
And then the internet became popular. It has been one of the greatest inventions, if not the greatest invention of my lifetime.
But...I also started receiving some unbelievably racist e-mails that had been forwarded a thousand times. And then I started seeing some of these things repeated in the comments section of newspapers, always on-line--unedited, and unrestrained in major publications like the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune. The professional journalist's work was seperated by the racist troll's spit, by one simple scroll of the mouse. By allowing those comments, which as long as they didn't swear were not edited at all, those newspapers were essentially sanctioning what they said. "Look, it's in the Wall Street Journal."
Soon people began to feel comfortable saying these things in the open again.
And now I hear casually racist things being said every day just like I did when I was a kid; at the supermarket, at the bar, at the barber shop. Worse yet, I hear them on the radio, on television, and in the media...where it had been off-limits for many years. People casually saying things like "those people" or "those thugs" or "those animals" about an entire race of people while believing that they aren't being racist at all. People saying things about "lazy deadbeats" who are "looking for handouts" about an entire race of people, and thinking that they aren't being racist. People who will look you in the eye and say without irony that the only racists in this country are the people calling racists racists.
Ending the comments sections won't end that, of course.
But it's a nice first step.
Monday, December 08, 2014
The Father Knows Nothing Book Launch Party
Many thanks to everyone who came out yesterday to the "Father Knows Nothing" book launch party. It was a great time.
So blessed to have so many good friends who came out to support the launch.
Lots of photos have been posted at the Eckhartz Press blog.
John Lennon
Those of us who were around will never forget this day. From Bob Dearborn's The Olde Disc Jockey's Almanac...
December 8, 1980…Two months after his 40th birthday, John Lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman, outside his home at the Dakota apartment building on the northwestern corner of 72nd Street and Central Park West in New York City. After approaching the former Beatle and calling his name, Chapman dropped into a combat stance and shot John in his chest, back and left arm. Lennon staggered into the porters' vestibule and was comforted by porter Jay Hastings, who covered him with his jacket and removed his glasses. Police were quickly summoned and took John to Roosevelt Hospital on West 59th Street. Doctors did everything they could to save him, but John Lennon was pronounced dead at 11:07 p.m. A sobbing Yoko Ono cried "Oh no, no, no, no ... tell me it's not true," and was led away in shock.
The 24-year-old Chapman remained at the scene, took out his copy of "The Catcher in the Rye" and read it until the police arrived and arrested him without incident.
Many Americans learned of the tragedy while watching ABC-TV's "Monday Night Football." Howard Cosell announced the news of the murder: "This, we have to say it, is just a football game, no matter who wins or loses. An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News in New York City: John Lennon, outside of his apartment building on the West Side of New York City, the most famous perhaps of all of the Beatles, shot twice in the back, rushed to Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival."
After being denied parole multiple times, Lennon's killer remains in prison.
This is the way I found out too...
December 8, 1980…Two months after his 40th birthday, John Lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman, outside his home at the Dakota apartment building on the northwestern corner of 72nd Street and Central Park West in New York City. After approaching the former Beatle and calling his name, Chapman dropped into a combat stance and shot John in his chest, back and left arm. Lennon staggered into the porters' vestibule and was comforted by porter Jay Hastings, who covered him with his jacket and removed his glasses. Police were quickly summoned and took John to Roosevelt Hospital on West 59th Street. Doctors did everything they could to save him, but John Lennon was pronounced dead at 11:07 p.m. A sobbing Yoko Ono cried "Oh no, no, no, no ... tell me it's not true," and was led away in shock.
The 24-year-old Chapman remained at the scene, took out his copy of "The Catcher in the Rye" and read it until the police arrived and arrested him without incident.
Many Americans learned of the tragedy while watching ABC-TV's "Monday Night Football." Howard Cosell announced the news of the murder: "This, we have to say it, is just a football game, no matter who wins or loses. An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News in New York City: John Lennon, outside of his apartment building on the West Side of New York City, the most famous perhaps of all of the Beatles, shot twice in the back, rushed to Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival."
After being denied parole multiple times, Lennon's killer remains in prison.
This is the way I found out too...
A New Jazz Station in Chicago
Robert Feder has all the details, including an interview with the new owner Chris Devine. You may remember Devine as the owner of the Blaze (in the early 90s). This project also includes (my old boss at the Loop) Dave Logan and Rick O'Dell.
It debuts on December 26th on 103.9FM.
The New Republic Blows Up
Strange, strange goings on at the New Republic these days.
A restructuring was announced, and staffers are quitting en masse. From Variety...
Happy anniversary!
A restructuring was announced, and staffers are quitting en masse. From Variety...
Approximately 28 staffers and contributors said in a group memo they had resigned, a maneuver that seemed designed to generate social-media interest and rally others to their cause. On Thursday, the publishing company, owned by Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes, removed top editor Franklin Foer and longtime senior staffer Leon Wieseltier and said Gabriel Snyder, a veteran of several prominent digital media outlets, would take over as editor. Print frequency is to be reduced severely and operations are to move to New York City from Washington. The New Republic celebrated its 100th anniversary last month.
Happy anniversary!
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