Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Today's Best Tweets



Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...



MancowMuller ‏@MancowMuller
...Normally, to see the Irish strike out so badly, you need to go into a pub and watch them try to pick up women.

MancowMuller ‏@MancowMuller
...Luckily, Notre Dame's chaplain was on the sideline and was able to administer Last Rites to the team in the third quarter.

MancowMuller ‏@MancowMuller
...But in the end, Alabama fans still have to live in Alabama, so who are the real winners?

BobVorwald ‏@BobVorwald
Somewhere in Florida, Nick Saban is scowling at an omelette and telling his dog Max "I must stop Christmas from coming!"

DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT
COPS: Lottery winner killed by cyanide day after collecting $1 million... http://drudge.tw/WqzI4P

HowardKurtz ‏@HowardKurtz
Sirius XM is pushing a sex channel - and it doesn't involve @HowardStern. It's even called Radio Sex. Subtle! http://bit.ly/WpEpMh

Adam Franklin ‏@radstarr
Oregon Beer Maker Develops Brew for Dogs :@Paste http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2013/01/oregon-beer-maker-develops-brew-for-dogs.html …

Scott Simon ‏@nprscottsimon
Richard Ben Cramer, poet of Teddy Ballgame, Joltin' Joe, & pols. A fine, fierce, funny man, RIP: http://nyti.ms/V6NbCX

Lisa and Ray US99.5 ‏@LisaandRay995
What do you think of Mike Singletary Coaching the Bears? He's in town to interview http://bit.ly/VBiVgI

Groovyhoovy ‏@Groovyhoovy
Breaking (wind) News: NBC Weatherman Pooped His Pants at the White House http://fb.me/2nbBCekfT