Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Roger Simon @politicoroger 16m
OK, Washingtonians, now you can go back to not visiting the monuments and memorials.
The Onion @TheOnion 25m
This pesto chicken sandwich looks almost exactly like British novelist Martin Amis: http://onion.com/1bCbNJw
WSJ MoneyBeat @WSJMoneyBeat 28m
The 16-day partial government shutdown and debt-ceiling debate cost the economy $24 billion, S&P says http://on.wsj.com/1hZjwD4
Funny Or Die @funnyordie 30m
18 Easy Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas: http://ow.ly/pUJxC
CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor 7m
If Drugs Had Mascots http://ow.ly/pUO7A Sneak peek at weed pic.twitter.com/RcAxqLEMfP
Slate @Slate 13m
What the what!? Russians found a huge chunk of last February's meteorite at the bottom of a lake--PHOTOS: http://slate.me/1arotjY
Will Smith @imWilISmith 18h
No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
BuzzFeed Politics @BuzzFeedPol 24m
John Boehner's Facebook Wall Is Not A Happy Place Right Now http://bzfd.it/16dBMbT
Paul M. Banks @PaulMBanks 21m
Chicago Cubs prospects Kris Bryant and Albert Almora dominate AFL: http://bit.ly/18pss3d
Paul Begala @PaulBegala 24m
I have obtained secret video of @SenatorReid in final negotiation w/McConnell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
