Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Larry King @kingsthings 5m
Congrats to the @RedSox - they certainly deserved it!
Cara Carriveau @CaraCarriveau 12m
Breaking news from FAA - u now can use cell phones and tablets during the entire length of a flight (but no phone calls though). #finally
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack 17m
People who fantasize about lives they could be living but aren't: TODAY IS YOUR DAY!!!
Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert 16m
What happens when a skeleton watches porn? He gets a bone. #HappyHalloween #TrickOrTreat I apologize to skeletons.
Lou Brutus @LouBrutus 20m
You can't have a Happy Halloween if you Trick or Treat in a costume with no zipper. Here's my poem on the subject: http://on.fb.me/Hu6TVH
Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost 31m
Miley Cyrus gets into the Halloween spirit by posting pics of sexually explicit pumpkins (NSFW PHOTO) http://huff.to/1dqeyz3
People magazine @peoplemag 10m
Have you seen Miley's Halloween costume? It's a throwback. http://peoplem.ag/qmscn
Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy 24m
People keep asking me where my costume is. Well, I figure I wear them 364 days a year so I can take today off.
Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost 2m
Local Republican Party deletes racist slavery meme after no one laughs http://huff.to/1aL7vk5
BillMoyers.com @BillMoyersHQ 9m
Can Science Explain Tea Partiers' Rage? http://bit.ly/19UTHSS
