Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Eckhartz Press Perfects Drone Technology Before Amazon

We didn’t bother showing it off on 60 Minutes, and we aren’t sending out a press release, but Eckhartz Press perfected drone technology in the first month of our existence.

A photo of our drone delivery device is below. Our drone has a tendency to go haywire occasionally, has a bad attitude at times, and there are even times when it takes a little longer than thirty minutes to deliver your package, but it doesn’t require special FAA clearance, and it (probably) won’t fall out of the sky and land on your children. You’re welcome.